Reposted by 🪩🫧spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fahrenheit ultimately won because you naturally read "80°F" as '80 degrees? Fuck!' 094
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m too caffeinated today I’m starting drama with EVERYONE 000
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026that was before I told them I’m obsessed with the song 😭 i cant stop listening to it 010
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026someone told me I looked like Nicole Kidman today I’m dying I’m melted I’m in shock 101
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just cried to my boss while telling him how I appreciate something he’s done for me for years 🤪 000
Reposted by 🪩🫧spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Too many harrowing maritime adventures is why I'm like this. 0298
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026someone sent me a message the other day about going home to someone taking care of me and I've been in full on tears about it since. I am so tired of choosing hyperindependent toxic bs for myself but also don't trust people ! 000
Reposted by 🪩🫧spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thought I was dying but just needed to put on socks 02910
Reposted by 🪩🫧Dak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta. 192014227
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026canc*r testing is scary every time but they’re amazing :’) 000
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🗣️ I need all the clothes I like to stop being $1100+!!!! 010
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026is literally every single piece of clothing made this year solely polyester? I’m so annoyed at finding something cute and then seeing different plastics and no natural fibers 000
Reposted by 🪩🫧spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm like a four-dimensional Russian nesting doll of escapism today 2177
Reposted by 🪩🫧spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So humbling that as hard as you try you can never impress a bird 1196
Reposted by 🪩🫧kitty @kittyred.net · 27/09/2026This shit said “scan the QR code for baking instructions” what if I killed you 1319812
Reposted by 🪩🫧Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 26/09/2026I'll be bringing an ice cream sandwich to my interview, and if you're a nice interviewer I'll let you have a bite 21088
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026a cute woman who braids my hair for me and I don’t have to keep up my toxic hyperindependent streak around 🙏 000
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026and if my next project is learning how to play motownphilly on the banjo? 👀 000
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it's so funny that Reid liked this I actually can't stop laughing 000
Reposted by 🪩🫧Emi ☁️ @itsjustemi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026All I did was blink. Suddenly I’m 30 and enthusiastic about the tomatoes I picked up yesterday 🫡 101012
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026talking about how much I love you to a coworker who will never have the glorious fortune of meeting you 😭 010
Reposted by 🪩🫧spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The beach that ages you is just any beach 1102
Reposted by 🪩🫧Daniel 🦋🧡 @dannyfromparamore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I miss wearing fly shit man, fuck this economy. 121
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I transferred into that school (ofc) and everyone kept saying I was weird because I got so confused every time they said he didn’t have a belly button and it was actually a surgical scar because belly buttons ARE surgical scars so what was going on??? Y’all I didn’t grow up here I’ve never seen this 000
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I finally found the name of the guy from seventh grade who everyone said didn’t have a belly button because it was actually a surgical scar and he’s now a father! 100
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026mmmmmmm I should be legally allowed to go fistfight my neighbor for yelling at his wife to shut the fuck up 000
Reposted by 🪩🫧gilafied 🏳️🌈🏴☠️ @gilafied.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love every single person who has ever put up a "how to fix this thing you own" video on youtube. You have saved us with car repairs, saved us from buying a new phone and now from buying a new tv. Generousity and kindness can be found, galore. 711749263
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my phone number is supposed to change tonight and now I need to postpone it ahhhhhh I’m so annoyed 000
Reposted by 🪩🫧Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 19/09/2026Getting in a fistfight at the Waffle House of the mind 012
Reposted by 🪩🫧spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Inhabiting the Waffle House of the mind 1144
Reposted by 🪩🫧bemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026rice cooker still the undefeated champ of kitchen gadgetry, in my very sexy opinion 13966
Reposted by 🪩🫧spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Why upload your brain to a computer when AI is just me from 20 years ago 142
🪩🫧 @sagepeonies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026there’s been a guy sitting in my ig follow requests for probably five or six years now because I knew i knew his name and face but couldn’t remember how and didn’t want to accept him unless i remembered. I just realized - he was my eleventh grade youth pastor for like maybe five months??? 001
