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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 9h
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 12h
Agreed 🤷🏽‍♀️
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 17h
Exactly 💯
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victoriapnw.bsky.social @victoriapnw.bsky.social · 14h
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dingo971.bsky.social @dingo971.bsky.social · 15h
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𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 🌙 @moonhoneyxo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Its very effective. Follow me for more witchy tips.
A hand holding a brick the text says the crystal im using to protect my peace this year
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Ms.Carter @woopsdidisaythat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This👇🏼
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fact.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
Black text on white background reading: You want a fight? You found it. I got the place surrounded. You’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning.
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sage vienna definitely @sagebytheway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly 😤😡
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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sage vienna definitely @sagebytheway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We should always be verifying and fact-checking, but we need to be extra vigilant in the world of AI. Fake news already spreads like wildfire, and now AI-generated rage bait is running rampant. Please be smart.
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ebony ❤️‍🔥 @stillgotscars.swifties.social · 29/09/2026
i know the bravest thing i ever did was
A screencap from the Patient Zero music video. The word ‘Run’ has been spelled out by Taylor’s ghost in red wine.
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News to Remember @moments2remember.link · 27/09/2026
Loving Ms. Rachel and Zohran Mamdani tells me you value decency, you actually care, and you’re a good person. We can be best friends, too.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3447 was born at the wrong time
A bunny sits on the roof of a dilapidated building, the wooden roof destroyed, staring at a ruined clock tower in the distance under a smoky sky. A cloth tent is tied around a board on the roof, as a makeshift shelter
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
escape room idea: the criterion closet but it's just filled with my posts
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(two or more competing things need to be done) i'm just going to do nothing instead
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
wearing an eye mask to protect my secret eyedentity
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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LadyBlue4evr💙Radical Liberal Scum @ladyblue4evr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, there you have it.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/09/2026
For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I fucking hate him. Getting ready for work, I watched the TV news in horror while they inserted the audio of Trump bragging to Howard Stern via phone. Most of all, I double hate that lying fucker on behalf of my two cousins, brothers and first responders, who perished in Tower One.
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Earl @earlalbright.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The thrill that’ll get ya when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
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Julia Goolia @juliagoolia9.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t know who made this but I am them.
Photo of a factory with four smoke stacks. Two are smoking. Text is superimposed on the building that says Long Day Factory. In the lower left someone has added a photo of an orange and white cat wearing a green necktie. The speech bubble has the cat saying “I hope I don’t have a long day”
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liberalvixen phd @liberalvixen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A tabby cat standing in front of the getting me started factory saying “don’t get me started”. He’s also wearing a tie.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
at least tomorrow is sunday: extended edition
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spotted over I-5 in Seattle
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mrs. Newsom is correct. That's an accurate-as-hell description of Pedolf Shitler.
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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 04/08/2026
Black text on white background reading: The mark they saw on my collarbone, the rust that grew between telephones, the lips I used to call home, so scarlet, it was maroon.
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DWCISME @dwcisme.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate the guilt driven charity appeals at stores. They’re now asking for $5 or more. Never take out your frustration on the clerk though. They have to ask as part of their job.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m beginning to think waking up and immediately reading the most insane things anyone has ever read is not exactly great for me
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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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MGB💙 @wtpmary.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(forgetting the name of klondike bars) i'll have a cold pocket
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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hmmm... Turns out, food regulations were really important for regulating food.🤔
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see two stick figures. Text above them labels one as "book smart" and one as "street smart".
In the second panel we zoom out and see the two stick figures in nature next to a tree. There is a sign pointing out of the panel that says "LIFE".
In the third panel we see the street smart stick figure take the hand of the book smart stick figure. The street smart stick figure says "Come, I will guide you".
In the fourth panel we zoom out again and see the two stick figures walking in the direction of the "LIFE" sign. The book smart street figure looks back at the tree as they are walking and says, "I know a lot of facts about that tree".
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(about to live with something for the rest of your life) huh. that feels weird
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Toad looked around. He saw that Frog was not there. “I AM ALL ALONE!” screamed Toad.
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