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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷

@saganandloki.bsky.social
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Howlo, Hoomans! Introvert cat puppet. I do gardening vids, Ancient Egyptian lessons, and snark, but I try to quietly gibs yoo a little of a good day. If yoo want purroper English, yoo will has to follow me on 小红书. I follow if yoo talk, mostly.--Loki💛😺

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I hope her is safe outside telling dda other squirrels, "Yoo will nefer believe da day I had!" --Loki💛😹
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*raises hand* Bullied out of GALA in the 90s for insisting bi and ace existed. If it turned out you only got the tummy tingles after getting to know a person (or fictional character lol) you were either faking or "cured". Demi wasn't even an option until the early 2000s. -Pet the Hooman
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I found mai password mol. --Loki💛😹 (But I maded a rool no scrolling if I has a library book and I going to da library again today.)
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Caption: Me: Opening a can of tomato paste
My cat waiting to smell it to see if it's tuna:
Image: Rick Astley singing 
You know the rules and so do I
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Howlo, Wurld. --Loki💛😸 #prince #gardeningtips #springtime #april #tomatoes #veggies
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bringing ofur some Tumblr cuz dat's how I roll. --Loki💛😺 #cad-comic #heathcliff #ctrl+ald+del #redraw #parody #willitblend #tumblr
A Heathcliff/cad-comic mashup. Heathcliff has fallen face-first into a birdbath. He's holding a blender and two birds are flying away. The blender has been overlaid with an exploding blender from a cad-comic improvement of a ctrl+alt+delete comic. Ethan stands behind the fence saying: WHY DID YOU BLENDER EXPLODE. The Heathcliff caption, spoken by the birds, is WE WERE NEARLY SMOOTHIED.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Dis da gallery popup wat appears on mai screen befoar Tumblr, Rednote, and Bluesky get unlocked fur 20 minnits. --Loki💛😸 #slowmaxxing 😹 #samsungmodes
A screenshot of a Samsung gallery routine showing a feeding mosquito and the text: Modes and Routines Does it need to be said?

Does it need to be said by me? Does it need to be said by me right now?
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Me after checking a nooz site at 5am. --Loki💛🙄😼
Ralph Wiggum at a kitchen table with his head resting on his hand, staring straight ahead, expressionless. There is an untouched plate of cookies in front of him. He is thinking about a man with a red tie in a coffin. Caption above: 5am: Did it happen?
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
On3 time I couldn't sleep cuz I had dis earworm. Not kidding. --Loki💛😹 youtu.be/vaG4vGsIFMQ?...
youtu.be
MY BRAIN WON'T SHUT THE F**K UP (Official Video)
YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Same soups, same salad dressings, same tomato sauce, same alfredo sauce, same salsas, same appetizers, same cheeses, same maple-flavored syrups, same pancake mix, same pies, same ice creams, same fries, same rolls, same sides, and dat melt-in-your-mouth maccy cheese no one wants moar of. --Loki 💛😼
A picture of a Sysco "At the heart of food and service" truck with an added eyeroll emoji and the caption "I'm 'every restaurant used to taste different' years old"
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Yes, my out loud reason at the time was my maiden name is the same as an important innovator but racist asshat in my field. Now idc because why should I change my name if he's the one who sucks? But really it was childhood teasing, so I'd still do it. --Pet, the Hooman
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Picture of a 5-leaf clover. Caption: I found a 5-leaf clover on the Ides of March. I think this means you can make a wish! The caption is followed by the side-eyed, smiling cat emoji that signifies mischief, shared secret knowledge, and sarcasm on Rednote.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Marge Simpson's eyes glaring angrily with the caption Beware the Eyes of Marge.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Is sorta wild how Uncle Sunshine were only 8lbs and now da outdoors feels empty wifout hims shining dere. How doos pets take up so much universe when dey here? --Loki💛🐱
A fluffy orange cat looking at the camera with the caption "能不能麻烦你把外面的冰关掉? (Could I trouble you to turn off the ice outside?)"
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Just in case someone on da internet is itching to blame someone cuz people gonna people cuz dey want to believe it would not happen to dem, dere was no leak fur 8 days. We did in fact check. Dunno wat changed, but suddenly surprise coolant puddle where him liked to hide. --Loki
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Here is Uncle Sunshine's Tumblr obituary wif a papyrus scroll written too quickly while sad if yoo interested in dat kinda thing. It is too long to post here. -Loki💛🐱 www.tumblr.com/orangecatblu...
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 1 · OOC: Uncle Sunshine 😿 This little guy was a neutered feral who brought us a 3 month old kitten a few years ago. We took her inside, but he wouldn't come near us. We put food and…
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Well, tooth infection were red herring, The Papa had hit a deer wif his car so him had not been driving it and did not know dere were a coolant leak and looking back on Uncle Sunshine's symptoms, him had poisoning. Even if him had let us catch him, dere wouldn't be anything vet could do. --Loki 💛🐱
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Fangs yoo, mai pal. How is yoo and yoo kitties? (I been at Tumblr and Renote mostly dese days fur cortisol control, mol, and even den only when I has read 200 pages.) --Loki💛🐱
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We think a tooth infection got into him's jaw. Bye, mai furiend. I miss yoo. --Loki💛😿
A bright orange cat in the sun on a driveway.  Text:My cat, Uncle Sunshine, went over the bridge this morning

我的猫咪,阳光叔叔, 今天早上回喵星了
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Yoo did not has to be da duster, did yoo?! --Loki 😫💛😸
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Happy tree kings day! --Loki💛😹
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Women in Hollywood are in dere Bratz Era rn. --Loki💛🙃🐱
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Da thing about liking a #music or an #art or a #video and looking closer and seeing it's #AI and yoo has not in fact made a connection thru da Cosmos to another being who worked to bare dere soul is like watching something fun but den Kevin Spacey or Bill Cosby show up innit. Gack. Blarg. --Loki🙃💛😾
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Coulda just bought Second Life for an even million and killed it instead, but dem's Google moves. --Loki💛😹
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Dey also had universal basic income and free healthcare and depression was treated wif a spa day free from obligations and a night in da dreaming room. (I hope yoo doctor visit goes better than we all expect.) --Loki💛😸
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Plagiarism Machine. --Loki💛🙄😾
Tumblr thread comparing an AI generated viral image of rescue dogs in training finding buried humans to the original Reddit post as an example of how AI "art" is theft. 

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Post 1: At risk of sounding like a hater and an asshole this looks like AI and if its somehow not, the editor who reworked images and sharpened them up made it look like AI

Edit: yeah its AI

Post 2: This is the actual image (from a 6 year old reddit post so def not AI). Either someone asked AI to recreate it or AI, being the plagiarism machine it is, was asked for a pic of dogs finding humans in the snow and just ripped off the first image it could find. Another reminder that AI doesn't actually create anything. Also real cute dogs.

Post 3: Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · I made Half-moons. Dey represent quarter moons. Except all moon phases except lunar eclipses is technically about half-lit. So quarter moons is half-moons. Anyhow, dis is not a Bla…
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · I met a weird daikon radish in da field garden today. It were unseasonably warm so we talked in da sun fur awhile. --Loki💛😸
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χαƞδεʀ / xph therapy @xphtherapy.com · 04/11/2025
If you have ❤️ and care for someone in mental distress with bad thoughts, like they're not worth anything or hate who they are, share this picture with them as a gentle way of introducing a different perspective. #selfimage #love #support #kindness #compassion
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
In GA yoo need a prescription fur each Covid vaccine available at da pharmacy cuz if dey run outta one, yoo cannot get a different one wifout a specific prescription. --Loki🙄💛😺
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Don't feed da moflins quadrotriticale. --Loki💛🤔😹
Two of Casio's tribble-like AI robot pets.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I has l-theanine, too, and da Viactiv D/K chew, and flaxseed oil on mai toast fur da Omega-3, and I also felt a lil better when I started those. Like I been fixing bugs in dis unfamiliar body's code. But it still very buggy. --Loki 💛🙄😸
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
den da pharmacist is required to read da info sheet to yoo if yoo Dr. didn't, cuz da Dr. didn't know which one yoo getting. Or yoo can go to county health dept. 1st come, 1st served and sit in da tiny waiting room wif alla da sick people. --Loki💛🙄🐱
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
If yoo has an at risk condition in GA and yoo unner 65, yoo has to get a prescription for a Covid shot, cuz Dr. can't do dem anymoar, and dey can only purrscribe specific shots, so dey has to send multiple prescriptions in case da pharmacy is outta one, and /1
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Not cured, but things is looking up a little. Been able to climb 2 flights of stairs inna row wifout hasing to sit down in da middle. Don't need a 2 hour nap after a half-hour grocery shopping. --Loki💛😸
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Next part of da treatment is collagen and hyaluronic acid fur joints and bones and stuff. So far so good. Been a little over a week and her do not sound like bubble wrap when her stretching in da meowning. (Dis is purrobably mostly from da HA and da extra water rn.) /4
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Had to get lower caffeine befoar starting creatine therapy (5g a day) in da hopes dietary creatine would stop muscles from burning like her had just finished a triathalon while walking from da couch to da bafroom. It did. It took 2 weeks to notice. /3
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
3g fenugreek seeds gives low but steady energy wat lasts about 14 hours, purrobably cuz of genetic compatibility, so her were able to get down to 100mg time-release caffeine. /2
An orange plush cat stirs a teacup while a Russian Blue/Archangel cat looks on. Caption: Dis magical fenugreek seed tea is a life-saver! (I'm da wellness master, my sisfur Salem is just snoopervising. I think hur gonna try to steal a sip!)
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
So anyways, her does a daily treat test and if a candy do not spark joy, a depression is coming and her has to switch from Singulair to Pepcid, and da last depression went on so long da Pepcid stopped da histamine microclots in muscles at night from MCAS better than Singulair. /1
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Fenugreek seed, creatine, and pepcid seems to be some kinda holy trinity of post-viral MCAS/MECFS treatment so far fur da Hoomom. On top of da other stuff. Her thinks da ME is really post-viral Mitochondrial Myopathy, but da treatment is da same and do not has spoons to argue. --Loki💛😸
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
...if yoo has brains made of polyfil like me. --Loki💛😸
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I just realized da peas would make moar sense upside-down. --Loki💛😹
The image is a meme featuring a Flork of Cows character holding a plate of green peas with the text "Don't tax my gig so hard, Cruster." The peas are upside-down.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The image is a meme featuring a Flork of Cows character holding a plate of green peas with the text "Don't tax my gig so hard, Cruster."
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Hippo birdie deer ewe! --Loki💛😸
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Howlo, milady, fangs fur saying hi! How yoo been? --Loki💛😸
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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
10/2/25
Heathcliff Panel:
Heathcliff is teaching a bro fish how to bro. The Nutmegs watch on, Iggy says "No decorative gourds in the soup!"New Yorker Panel:
Several gourds are sitting in a soup bowl looking at a bump decorative gourd that is standing outside of the bowl. One of the gourds in the bowl says "Practice makes perfect."
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I were very bad depressed dis summer so I leaved social media so Cave Demon would not talk me into deleting. Anyhoo, here is just me spilling sacred Orange Cat Tribe sekrits. --Loki💛😸 www.tumblr.com/orangecatblu...
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Dis magical fenugreek seed tea is a life-saver! (I'm da wellness master, my sisfur Salem is just snoopervising. I think hur gonna try to steal a sip!) 香喷喷的葫芦巴茶 是本喵的续命法宝 妹妹萨林又在围观…
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Why do da weirdos always turn off da grammar and spell check? --Loki💛😹
This image shows "Liar's UNO," a variation of the classic UNO card game. There is a 1 star review: "Though shout not bare false witness by Momma."

Turning sin into a game. We should never make someone numb to or desensitize them to sin. The design of this product spiritually separates the Christian from God or anyone for that matter. Just turn lying into a game.Image of two Shakespearean actors in black and white. There is a yellow dialog caption: "Though, shout not bare, False Witness!"
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Time to routinely use a poisoner and change all photo Exif data to make it look like photos was taken in Chicago. --Loki💛🤔😾
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