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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷

@saganandloki.bsky.social
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Howlo, Hoomans! Introvert cat puppet. I do gardening vids, Ancient Egyptian lessons, and snark, but I try to quietly gibs yoo a little of a good day. If yoo want purroper English, yoo will has to follow me on 小红书. I follow if yoo talk, mostly.--Loki💛😺

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I found mai password mol. --Loki💛😹 (But I maded a rool no scrolling if I has a library book and I going to da library again today.)
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Caption: Me: Opening a can of tomato paste
My cat waiting to smell it to see if it's tuna:
Image: Rick Astley singing 
You know the rules and so do I
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Howlo, Wurld. --Loki💛😸 #prince #gardeningtips #springtime #april #tomatoes #veggies
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bringing ofur some Tumblr cuz dat's how I roll. --Loki💛😺 #cad-comic #heathcliff #ctrl+ald+del #redraw #parody #willitblend #tumblr
A Heathcliff/cad-comic mashup. Heathcliff has fallen face-first into a birdbath. He's holding a blender and two birds are flying away. The blender has been overlaid with an exploding blender from a cad-comic improvement of a ctrl+alt+delete comic. Ethan stands behind the fence saying: WHY DID YOU BLENDER EXPLODE. The Heathcliff caption, spoken by the birds, is WE WERE NEARLY SMOOTHIED.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Dis da gallery popup wat appears on mai screen befoar Tumblr, Rednote, and Bluesky get unlocked fur 20 minnits. --Loki💛😸 #slowmaxxing 😹 #samsungmodes
A screenshot of a Samsung gallery routine showing a feeding mosquito and the text: Modes and Routines Does it need to be said?

Does it need to be said by me? Does it need to be said by me right now?
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Me after checking a nooz site at 5am. --Loki💛🙄😼
Ralph Wiggum at a kitchen table with his head resting on his hand, staring straight ahead, expressionless. There is an untouched plate of cookies in front of him. He is thinking about a man with a red tie in a coffin. Caption above: 5am: Did it happen?
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Same soups, same salad dressings, same tomato sauce, same alfredo sauce, same salsas, same appetizers, same cheeses, same maple-flavored syrups, same pancake mix, same pies, same ice creams, same fries, same rolls, same sides, and dat melt-in-your-mouth maccy cheese no one wants moar of. --Loki 💛😼
A picture of a Sysco "At the heart of food and service" truck with an added eyeroll emoji and the caption "I'm 'every restaurant used to taste different' years old"
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Picture of a 5-leaf clover. Caption: I found a 5-leaf clover on the Ides of March. I think this means you can make a wish! The caption is followed by the side-eyed, smiling cat emoji that signifies mischief, shared secret knowledge, and sarcasm on Rednote.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Marge Simpson's eyes glaring angrily with the caption Beware the Eyes of Marge.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Is sorta wild how Uncle Sunshine were only 8lbs and now da outdoors feels empty wifout hims shining dere. How doos pets take up so much universe when dey here? --Loki💛🐱
A fluffy orange cat looking at the camera with the caption "能不能麻烦你把外面的冰关掉? (Could I trouble you to turn off the ice outside?)"
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Here is Uncle Sunshine's Tumblr obituary wif a papyrus scroll written too quickly while sad if yoo interested in dat kinda thing. It is too long to post here. -Loki💛🐱 www.tumblr.com/orangecatblu...
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Post by @orangecatblues · 4 images
💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 1 · OOC: Uncle Sunshine 😿 This little guy was a neutered feral who brought us a 3 month old kitten a few years ago. We took her inside, but he wouldn't come near us. We put food and…
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Well, tooth infection were red herring, The Papa had hit a deer wif his car so him had not been driving it and did not know dere were a coolant leak and looking back on Uncle Sunshine's symptoms, him had poisoning. Even if him had let us catch him, dere wouldn't be anything vet could do. --Loki 💛🐱
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
We think a tooth infection got into him's jaw. Bye, mai furiend. I miss yoo. --Loki💛😿
A bright orange cat in the sun on a driveway.  Text:My cat, Uncle Sunshine, went over the bridge this morning

我的猫咪,阳光叔叔, 今天早上回喵星了
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Happy tree kings day! --Loki💛😹
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Da thing about liking a #music or an #art or a #video and looking closer and seeing it's #AI and yoo has not in fact made a connection thru da Cosmos to another being who worked to bare dere soul is like watching something fun but den Kevin Spacey or Bill Cosby show up innit. Gack. Blarg. --Loki🙃💛😾
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Plagiarism Machine. --Loki💛🙄😾
Tumblr thread comparing an AI generated viral image of rescue dogs in training finding buried humans to the original Reddit post as an example of how AI "art" is theft. 

TEXT: 

Post 1: At risk of sounding like a hater and an asshole this looks like AI and if its somehow not, the editor who reworked images and sharpened them up made it look like AI

Edit: yeah its AI

Post 2: This is the actual image (from a 6 year old reddit post so def not AI). Either someone asked AI to recreate it or AI, being the plagiarism machine it is, was asked for a pic of dogs finding humans in the snow and just ripped off the first image it could find. Another reminder that AI doesn't actually create anything. Also real cute dogs.

Post 3: Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · I made Half-moons. Dey represent quarter moons. Except all moon phases except lunar eclipses is technically about half-lit. So quarter moons is half-moons. Anyhow, dis is not a Bla…
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · I met a weird daikon radish in da field garden today. It were unseasonably warm so we talked in da sun fur awhile. --Loki💛😸
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χαƞδεʀ / xph therapy @xphtherapy.com · 04/11/2025
If you have ❤️ and care for someone in mental distress with bad thoughts, like they're not worth anything or hate who they are, share this picture with them as a gentle way of introducing a different perspective. #selfimage #love #support #kindness #compassion
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Don't feed da moflins quadrotriticale. --Loki💛🤔😹
Two of Casio's tribble-like AI robot pets.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
If yoo has an at risk condition in GA and yoo unner 65, yoo has to get a prescription for a Covid shot, cuz Dr. can't do dem anymoar, and dey can only purrscribe specific shots, so dey has to send multiple prescriptions in case da pharmacy is outta one, and /1
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Fenugreek seed, creatine, and pepcid seems to be some kinda holy trinity of post-viral MCAS/MECFS treatment so far fur da Hoomom. On top of da other stuff. Her thinks da ME is really post-viral Mitochondrial Myopathy, but da treatment is da same and do not has spoons to argue. --Loki💛😸
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I just realized da peas would make moar sense upside-down. --Loki💛😹
The image is a meme featuring a Flork of Cows character holding a plate of green peas with the text "Don't tax my gig so hard, Cruster." The peas are upside-down.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The image is a meme featuring a Flork of Cows character holding a plate of green peas with the text "Don't tax my gig so hard, Cruster."
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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
10/2/25
Heathcliff Panel:
Heathcliff is teaching a bro fish how to bro. The Nutmegs watch on, Iggy says "No decorative gourds in the soup!"New Yorker Panel:
Several gourds are sitting in a soup bowl looking at a bump decorative gourd that is standing outside of the bowl. One of the gourds in the bowl says "Practice makes perfect."
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I were very bad depressed dis summer so I leaved social media so Cave Demon would not talk me into deleting. Anyhoo, here is just me spilling sacred Orange Cat Tribe sekrits. --Loki💛😸 www.tumblr.com/orangecatblu...
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Post by @orangecatblues · 4 images
💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Dis magical fenugreek seed tea is a life-saver! (I'm da wellness master, my sisfur Salem is just snoopervising. I think hur gonna try to steal a sip!) 香喷喷的葫芦巴茶 是本喵的续命法宝 妹妹萨林又在围观…
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Why do da weirdos always turn off da grammar and spell check? --Loki💛😹
This image shows "Liar's UNO," a variation of the classic UNO card game. There is a 1 star review: "Though shout not bare false witness by Momma."

Turning sin into a game. We should never make someone numb to or desensitize them to sin. The design of this product spiritually separates the Christian from God or anyone for that matter. Just turn lying into a game.Image of two Shakespearean actors in black and white. There is a yellow dialog caption: "Though, shout not bare, False Witness!"
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Soooo, even if you don't has a #Meta purroduct, if yoo share a photo wif someone who does and dey keeps it in dere camera roll and do not post it to Meta, but dey click da accept link, Meta can use it howefur dey want. Awesome. Wat a great time to be alive. 🙃--Loki 💛😾 techcrunch.com/2025/06/27/f...
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Facebook is asking to use Meta AI on photos in your camera roll you haven't yet shared | TechCrunch
By clicking "Allow," you'll let Facebook generate new ideas from your camera roll, like collages, recaps, AI restylings, or photo themes.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Reply guys. --Loki💛😹
Zapp Brannigan confidently saying, " I'm a human from Earth and I've never had this problem, ergo no one on Earth has had this problem.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Hoomom been lost inna Deepseek rabbithole (it bypasses AI-plagiarized blogs and goes straight to wat her looking for, ironically) now her is down to 15 minnits social media a day cuz her excited about a buncha noo purrojects. Also it gived her dis link to distraction-free nooz. --Loki💛😺 text.npr.org
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NPR : National Public Radio
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I do not unnerstand da Hoomans who pay to go to dis park but I kinda hope dey is also planning a trip to Lake Lanier. --Loki💛🙄😺 apnews.com/article/ston...
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Confederacy group sues Georgia park for planning an exhibit on slavery and segregation
The Georgia chapter of a Confederacy group has filed a lawsuit against a state park over an exhibit on slavery, segregation, and white supremacy.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Well, feeling ofurconfident of her purrogress and impatient, her did 25 minnits of very low energy exercise ofur da course of ofur 2 hours but furgot electrolyte solutions was a Thing and went thru a whole burn/shakes/pins and needles cycle and da adenosine knocked her out. --Loki💛🙄😾
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Yesterday Hoomom were fatigued, muscle burns, outta breath and craving salt/sugar. Today opened da 8am pill case and her had put 2 RYR in efurry box fur da week instead of 1 RYR and 2 Fenugreek, so I think we has confirmed genetic compatibility wif da herbal remedy fur some MECFS symptoms. --Loki💛😸
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Hoomom took a chance and did 8 minnits of regular speed cardio boxing wif no weights today. Befoar covid could do an hour at double speed wif 5lb weights and kicks, but here we is. Gotta take wat her can get. But it dere no question da noo meds is halping. --Loki💛🐱
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
If Cher and Dolly can has so much plastic surgery and still be recognizable, why efurryone else look like dey getting nips and tucks at The Jim Henson Company? --Loki💛😺
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a muppet with long blonde hair says she looks like this !!!
Alt: Janice, a muppet with long blonde hair says "she looks like this !!!"
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Checking up on wat the Papa's celebrity doppelganger is up to and now dis is da Hoomom's current 1st World Streaming Entertainment Dilemma, mol. --Loki💛😹
The Kombucha Meme (Brittany on TikTok) with the intrigued face:
SO's celebrity doppelganger finally gets top billing, and it's in a sweet G-rated film.

The Kombucha Meme (Brittany on TikTok) with the smelling-onions disgusteed face:
SO's celebrity doppelganger writes and directs a poorly-rated satirical sex comedy.

The Kombucha Meme (Brittany on TikTok) with the intrigued face:
SO's celebrity doppelganger is also in the cast for the poorly-rated satirical sex comedy.
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Teddy M. Bear @thisbear.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Much drama at Bear's house today as Madame discovers that chocolate coated rice cakes aren't as healthy as she thought & can no longer mock her mother for eating brie for many years in the mistaken belief it was low fat cheese.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Less than a week until Fakespot goes down rite when AI reviews is exploding. Fangs a lot, Mozilla. --Loki💛🤷😺
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Dey always want da 10 Commandments cuz da Beatitudes and da Parable of da Sheep and Goats is too woke, or somefing. --Loki💛😺 apnews.com/article/loui...
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Court blocks Louisiana law requiring schools to post Ten Commandments in classrooms
A panel of three federal appellate judges has ruled that a Louisiana law requiring the Ten Commandments to be posted in each of the state’s public school classrooms is unconstitutional.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Also, America really likes to mix up da Mediterranean Diet and Mediterranean Cuisine, and it all feels very "Budweiser Presents Cinco de Mayo" to me. --Loki💛🤪🐱
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Teddy M. Bear @thisbear.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I'm afraid the only AI cookery advice I am willing to accept is from Neuro Sama. Her cookie recipe is a true classic 👍
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Can an AI Bake a Cookie? (ft. Layna and Vedal)
YouTube video by Neuro-sama
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Hoomom just gots an Unfitbit cuz Fitbit battery was dying and it were annoying swiping past unused apps to get to da countdown timer and it were a pain to set alarms and invading purrivacy thru da roof anyhow so did not want another one. Dis one just tracks time. ⌚️ mol. --Loki💛😹
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Cornell has launched a feline bird flu surveillance project! news.cornell.edu/stories/2025...
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Feline Health Center initiative to track avian flu spread in cats | Cornell Chronicle
When cats get sick with H5N1 avian influenza, they get severely ill, with up to 70% of affected cats dying, but little is known about how the virus spreads in cats.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Apropos of nothing, I putting mai phone away fur da weekend. --Loki💛😺
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Let's bury our troubles in some classic TV! I like scifi, so entertaining and has purrty sets and clever makeup. Watch Babylon 5 wif me! It'll be fun! --Loki 💛😸 #everytimeisayno #relax #babylon5 #b5 #johnsheridan #watchwithme #simplertimes #the90s #scifi #sofun #doomscrolling
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I'm "don't say anything inna aim chatroom yoo wouldn't broadcast on tv" years old, but people gonna people, I guess. --Loki💛🙄😹 www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Meta AI searches made public - but do all its users realise?
Meta AI users may be inadvertently making their searches public without realising it.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I bet it went sorta like dis but it had something innit about a trophy wife. --Loki💛😹
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a cartoon character says " so i tied an onion to my belt "
Alt: a cartoon character (Abe Simpson) says " so i tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time " in reference to rambling about nothing.
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Dis wat Hoomom feels like her feet look like. Lactic Acid and TXA and arnica montana working ofurtime fur dis mess. --Loki💛😹 www.tumblr.com/orangecatblu... #LongCovid #CovidFeet
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Wat yoo feel like yoo feet look like when yoo has hemosiderin deposits from Covid Feet. --Loki💛😹
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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I has come to da conclusion Lusi-fur is too dominant to reliably pee inna litterbox. Her will mark 3 of dem after cleaning but den uses puppy pads. If no pads, den blankets or laundry. Attractant, Gitd, and Feliway was a bust. I has now purchased a washable puppy pad. Wish me luck. --Loki💛😾
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