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Saga, sighs queen

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the unwary victim of cellular ennui ❖ Gen X years old ❖ corporations are evil AIs and capitalism is the programming language ❖ of dangerous & ephemeral intellect linktr.ee/sagaas 📍 Techno City

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 46m
A special edition of Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" from @wraithmarked.bsky.social with interior illustrations by me, and stunning cover and endpapers by @ashmackenzie.bsky.social
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Frankenstein - 1818 - Illustrated Deluxe Edition
Mary Shelley's original groundbreaking novel comes to Wraithmarked as a new entry in the Classics line of deluxe editions!
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Huffslove @huffslove.bsky.social · 1h
There are substitutes
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 17h
"no no, keep telling me your story, I'm paying attention" *makes u a page on* loathsomecharacters.miraheze.org/wiki/Loathso...
loathsomecharacters.miraheze.org
Loathsome Characters Wiki
Feel free to make an account and edit with us!
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 17h
"no no, keep telling me your story, I'm paying attention" *makes u a page on* loathsomecharacters.miraheze.org/wiki/Loathso...
loathsomecharacters.miraheze.org
Loathsome Characters Wiki
Feel free to make an account and edit with us!
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 17h
oh, she's just getting set up, there'll be more
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Clocky Women Infodumping" in the TMNT logo style
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 18h
cc @shygallilly.bsky.social
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 18h
up next, Banned Users Week
screenshot of a little graphic in the sidebar of bsky dot app saying Banned Books Week
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 21h
yeah that's got It
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 04/10/2026
what if we kissed at
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yikes! stay tuned
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
it's me, I'm the captain's pantaloons pockets
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this moist kidult shit is exhausting. snobs are an important keystone species, and if we're not allowed to hunt bad taste, the environment is degraded for everyone
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
Oh, this actually appeared after I restarted my computer (and still appears there after a Discrord restart) so I think it's just the way it is now. I'm gonna start posting about back pain and graduating from high school in the '90s in my servers and see if their ""AI"" eventually figures me out.
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
So Discord age-verification bullshit has hit my account and I fucking hate it. but. Apparently one must. Of the options presented to verify my age, the least-offensive to me appears to be agekey dot org: anyone have any experience with this?
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Blood Lily 🩸 🏳️‍⚧️ @tigerlily.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm genuinely glad I don't know who most youtuber/tiktoker/influencers are. They seem bad
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
noted, thanks!
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
Oh, I thought there was more. I'm not deeply into animation and not deeply into TV shows either so I tend to only get through them if I am super duper motivated and compelled by them. Or if I am watching them with someone who is.
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
I will pencil it on my list for sometime in the 2050s - I have only seen two anime series ever and I manage to get through them at a rate of one every two years and next up is Utena which I will likely start in 2028
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
no, I don't know anything about anime
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
DON'T MESS WITH THE MACCOON
static.klipy.com
Raccoon Hangover
Alt: Raccoon popping out a dumpster
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
a rare moment of saying "yes" to copaganda
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
awesome, thanks!
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ENYA ORINOCO FLOW
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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PUBLIC ENEMY NIGHT OF THE LIVING BASEHEADS
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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DMOB WE CALL IT ACIEED
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
Sorry to put these heavy thoughts on you. I guess I'm kind-of stream-of-consciousness on this. Regardless, I'm grateful for what you wrote, thank you.
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
RIGHT! I have heard of this. I definitely have wanted to check it out.
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
Hmm, interesting. I'm gonna have to sit with this for a while and ponder this. The idea of creating those institutions does not fill me with hope... This feels like it's beyond my lifespan.
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
DAMN what is this?
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
it might be the shower drain of languages but it is technically European
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
Wow. I don't know who this dude is and thought "fuck him" but you even persuaded me my attitude was too cavalier. Thank you. I do feel a bit bereft now, though. How do we remain optimistic that true rehabilitation is possible?
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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺。˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 03/10/2026
this is what good pussy sounds like
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 03/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetr...
en.wikipedia.org
Puppetry of the Penis - Wikipedia
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 02/10/2026
awfully performative of you to post about it
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"some people are from a different time" if they cannot face the future they should not experience it further
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Holly Baleen @hollybaleen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post your profile pic
Me, wearing green and some orange eyeshadow
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 02/10/2026
I definitely will
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 02/10/2026
📝
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 02/10/2026
Oh yeah I should get on that! Where you sitting?
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Dawn of the Dead (1978) @dawnandr0meda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post your profile pic (this remains the best $20 I’ve ever spent thanks @clove.bsky.social)
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Jamie Delaney L. @ljamied.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post your profile pic
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 02/10/2026
Post your profile pic
Saga outside on a sunny day. The angle of the sun is low. She's wearing a black spaghetti strap too. A turquoise strap from a bag is over her shoulder. She's wearing a necklace with small greenish glass beads. Her eyeshadow is a metallic pink and her lips are dusky mauve. She's looking slightly askance and squinting into the camera, avoiding the sun in her eyes. She's kind of glowing? It's great.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am depressed. But I try to keep my hopes up. I like to play the lottery. Last year, I really thought I'd win it. Unfortunately, they ended up stoning another woman to death.
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 02/10/2026
it really does haha
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God Save Colleen, Butternut Sage Ravioli with Dijon Candied Walnuts. 


Longtime fans of the blog may notice that this is the first recipe I’ve featured that calls for sage! For years, I’ve been gesturing at a vague distaste for sage. (For my White Bean Soup with Brown Sugar Garlic Bread, I said, “Those with a naive palate could also add some sage, and perhaps later, Brad will ask you on a drive to Lover’s Lane.” How unspeakably rude!) You see, it’s time I come clean. It’s my husband who doesn’t like it. Actually, it’s my husband who claims he doesn’t like it.

His list of professed dislikes is infinitely long and includes spinach, mushroom, lettuce, tomato, paprika, carrot, curry powder, corn, avocado, fish, tarragon, oregano, broccoli, and much, much more. As a food lover, it has been difficult to work within his parameters, but any good chef loves a challenge. And though it stings my heart, every meal…

ADS: Paper money being KILLED in 4 nights. 

Drinking trick. Appearance of amazing drinking. 

Stop squeezing your bags! Gentle munch dot com. sloughed off into the garbage is a chance to try anew.

Imagine my surprise, then, when a few weeks ago, while out to lunch with his boss, I watched my husband happily eat a Cobb salad.

Having chosen the venue, the boss, a domineering galoot, ordered for the table. Tomato! Lettuce! Boiled egg! Some of my husband’s most reviled things, I thought. But I observed as he cleaned his plate with a smile, and as he dutifully laughed at the horrid oaf’s unrepeatable jokes.

Picture a hopelessly picky unitiate, ducking under the napkin to come face to face with an ortolan! The disgust of such a person does not begin to rival what I felt that afternoon. I said nothing of the incident. But I have been running my own set of private experiments.

The trouble, I realized, often begins when my husband asks me what’s in our meal, before even taking the first bite. Chefs delight in relaying the provenance of a dish! The preparation! The technique! But he has been using this all the while to torture me. To latch onto one dash of an herb, as a frustrated cop might a pinch of jaywalking, to sentence the whole dish to the bin.

So I have been making fabulous, decadent meals, and lying about…

ADS: Lovable Mouse Fan. 

What’s in homes to choke everyone? Your gasping family begs for the butter technique. 

YOU CAN STOP THEIR BIRTHDAYS, YOU KNOW.

what’s inside. I’ve been preparing whatever my heart desires, but when asked, making sure to stick to only to those ingredients which I know are pre-approved. Curries! Gazpachos! Do you know I made a haddock stew and said it was chicken? All lustily consumed as if he‘d never eaten in his life. How could I have ever married this inattentive rube, who would rather eat half the ingredients of two “Woppers Junior” than an artfully composed meal made by his meticulous wife?

Now, I know my husband has been lying about his distastes to anguish and vex me, so he’d have found some objections sooner or later. For this reason, I built in release valves at regular intervals. I cooked some of his favorite things—things that he frequently requests and adores, and said I’d experimented with a grating of nutmeg or a sprig of sage. (He hates sage most of all.) So he got to criticize me, and I got to watch him sadly get up, and with legs animated by pride, fight through the quicksand of our kitchen to set his full plate back on the counter. 

Do not despair, foodies! Myself, my friends, and our neighbors have frequently eaten well due to this hideous habit of his. Though he does sometimes like to employ the trashcan for more severe offenses, he couldn’t bring himself to scrape his beloved meatballs away, as if his mind was hoping it would change itself.

ADS: HUH?? I guess you’re still using expired crud. 

It pays to behave. Yum!


QUICK!!
Move away from this geographic feature known for spewing who knows what.Then came today’s recipe, my butternut squash and sage ravioli with candied dijon walnuts, made just last night. A quick one, as I wanted to leave time for quite an after dinner speech.

Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.

“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”

He slept at a hotel last night. His boss wouldn’t answer his calls.

I dedicate this recipe to CarolFromBristol who scolded me months ago for referring to my Crispy Duck with Black Cherry Gastrique as life-changing. “please. a recipecan never change you[sic] life,” you said.

Carol, a recipe can make you cry. A recipe can put hair on your chest. A recipe can lift your feet off the ground. A recipe can make your cat leave home and a different one can make it come back. A recipe can take an actor to bed. A recipe can change your life.

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How more in danger could you be.
Power line buried underground?
Funeral friends come from out of town.
ExtendYourOwnLife.biz.

Ne’er-do-well bait. Scofflaw trap dot com.
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 02/10/2026
gratz
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drinking *other* people's pee stays winning
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 02/10/2026
me when I drink a cup of coffee after 3pm
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remember when going to an auction meant driving out to a barn and listening to a guy yodel the prices at you until you got to take home something weird from a meemaw's attic
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