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@saffisarasa.bsky.social
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the goddess of bad ideas

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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 1h
thinking about was dream i had a long time ago where i went to vegas but the old strip was replaced with probably a dozen towers that were the tallest buildings in the world. they all looked different and each one had a theme
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 2h
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 3h
might fuck around and order the morrigan baja blast shirt
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 5h
i never got the appeal of the whole puppygirl thing but i've been doing this thought exercise the past couple days where whenever i'm faced with a decision i'm like "awwww i don't wanna, i'm just a widdle puppy :D" and make someone else decide and it's been really freeing
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 7h
Fanta Watermelon (Chinese): ?/10 i'm still sick and i think i need my taste buds to recalibrate 😵‍💫
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 14h
hungover girl who dresses like this and makes her girlfriend's bed while listening to klonoacore penis music (me apparently)
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 15h
even when i'm sick as a dog i'm still a goddess
a mirror selfie of me lounging on my gf's bed, with just my lower half visible. i'm wearing a beige tshirt and turquoise dolphin shorts, and i think my bare legs look really good
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 15h
June Shine Watermelon Twist Hard Kombucha: 6/10 if i was going by taste it would be a negative 2 but it made me really tipsy so who's to say hehehehehe
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MAGDALENA BAY!!!!!!!!!!
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what's the point of being so neurotic all the time if i'm just gonna forget my wallet on a road trip anyway?? maybe that's my lesson for this month
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's actually really funny that bob's burgers keeps getting psoriasis med commercials
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i finally understand what a "down" is and all it took was the collective effort of several beautiful women
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The my body is a machine meme template changed to show the text "my body is a machine that turns" then a picture of some weed and then text that reads "into" followed by a crop of a Bluesky post showing it has one repost and 25 likes
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hehehe i had to ask my football coworkers if they'd still love me if i was a ravens fan 🥺
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got a case of RBF (resting baddie face)
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gatorlyte Watermelon: 7/10 watermelon goes really well with that gatorade tanginess, makes me wonder why they don't make it a mainline flavor
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内田清輝・グ弍 @picassotrigger8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
📢10〜!  😆October✨ 😆10月〜✨ CV ナギノエナ
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i wanna take a handful of ritalin and experience Time Kompression
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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in my "finally gonna learn how the fuck american football works" era
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Alanis King @alanisnking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello from New York, where I am trying not to eat this Hyundai cookie before lunch
A cookie with the Hyundai logo on it
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i should call her.....
the metroid prime 2: echoes promotional cookie from 2004

it looks like it's covered in white cream and black sprinkles, and has the game's logo printed in the center
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Yubuki @yubuki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For @davidguthriemusic.bsky.social Always lovely working with you! <3
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recruit sartha robosister @tesarova.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
along the same lines but in reverse temporality is <gratitude is more useful than regret >
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recruit sartha robosister @tesarova.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
being able to choose to have faith and believe in something is what will keep you warm and secure and hopeful when times are uncertain or tough
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HEARTBREAKING: local saffi forgets items are set to 100x and accidentally uses half her charge magnets
me in Idle Obelisk Miner with 556 charge magnets (i had over 1100 a minute ago)
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh boy my two favorite things, AI and cum!
a bucket of candy that looks like fried chicken, with an AI generated chicken smiling and holding a chicken drumstick cross section that's dripping suspiciously
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ghost Warheads Sour Watermelon: 9.5/10 oh this might become a problem
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sparkling Ice Caffeine Watermelon Lemonade: 11/10 YESYESYESYESYESYESYES this is the one
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay this shit fucks, my hair is sooooooo silky
aussie miracle moist intense hydration oil
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
worried i'm becoming a jerk irl again :(
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WTF PAC DIED????????
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yerba Madre Watermelody: 0/10 nickels
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
man what a waste, they had me for 4/5 of this
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is the most autumn i've ever seen in my neck of the woods
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
movie date but i'm just drinking popcorn butter straight from the tap while you hold the button down
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a seagull with muscular human arms looking at the camera, with its arms up and its hands locked together behind its head

a banner at the top asks: Has Science Gone Too Far? IS THIS IMAGE REAL OR FAKE?

there are buttons at the bottom that say REAL in green and FAKE in red

a banner at the bottom says: 93% fail this quiz. would you? officialiqquiz.com
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
getchu a girl who does both (me)
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Celsius Watermelon: 8/10 god i love fake watermelon flavor especially the kind that sticks to the roof of your mouth, and this is a prime example of that. maybe it just needs to be a bit sweeter?
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay we're doing watermelon now
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
omigosh not only did she come in and say she'll fix it, she had a replacement ready to go 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fuck that was my 3rd or 4th favorite bracelet 🥺
the pieces of a turquoise bracelet inside a ziplock bag
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
noooooo i'm sorry i didn't mean it i love pennies 😭
Yerba Madre liking my negative review of their bluephoria flavor
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
not beating the Hypomanic Shitty Little Fairy Hypnic Jerk Woman allegations
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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm just a shitty little fairy >:D
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