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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What ever happened to getting better why do I stay sick for the whole rest of the month now

Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Came up with my own slice move Ub perm [R2 U' S R2 S' R2 U R2] based on that one zoomer Ua perm and it's only one turn longer and the wrist turns r way more natural

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me just now: "I can't stand the Liberty Biberty comutual- GODDAMMIT"

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

At my parents again and this is sitting on the dining room table,,, apparently my brother got his doohickey license

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Had a cigarette held behind my ear and I couldn’t find it when I reached back for it so I started chasing my tail looking for where I had dropped/placed it,,, i clocked it in my reflection, behind my other ear

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“You need to use the men’s room over *here*” the fuck I do, take a look at these👇. that’s why I laughed at you

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think I might be a rugby fan now

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Actly so excited for the new OoT as a non switch 2 owner bcos it gives me an excuse to learn how to play my ocarina,,, and that reason is going to someone’s house with it so I can toot it at their vidyagame

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Does this actly constitute animal cruelty or do I just think abt shit like this too much?

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Name your favorite Bob Dr Bob from Veterinary Hospital

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Why on God's grey earth is the desktop folder in onedrive

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Skip the store, go to corporate and ask for the training then come back and hire yourself

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

JusT roLL uP On iT Fuck ass hobby

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We left room for plastic Jesus (on the outside seat) He's there trust me,,, he's just really short

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"Build a jacuzzi and we will come okay"

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Keep Tyler Loop, some ppl were just just so viscous over one(1) miss.

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This single zine is at risk of heavily influencing my daily lexicon @tepachemapache.bsky.social

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Look at this barn owl that graced us on our ride home from the skate park

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It didn't have to be magic, But it's the thing u chose

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Crying over this all evening 2020-'26:

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

On top of everything this weekend I got two sub 40 solves in a row for the first time ever 🤫🤔

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

They’re putting stuff in the water that makes you pee!!

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Feelings are just thoughts that take the whole nervous system firing at once to have

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Living well,,, living well

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Why is moving arcade cabs around more entertaining as playing them

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I hope the Marriott parking garage worker becomes CEO someday

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Im such an awesomesauce dubstep twerking cheweenie captcha

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saffi 🎃 @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

i WILL go skating this month

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

When I buffer and stutter a punchline into existence im self-obligated to shamefully back joke, it’s a personal rule

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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

i had a babysitter who told a less than ten year old me: (this is more or less verbatim) "you should not swear at a person in anger, but if super mario falls down a pit, you can say a little [staccato] 'fuck,' it's ok to do. because mario is not a real guy. and he can come back and try again anyway"

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Ok trying to recreate this I think I might just be prone to messing up the second to last phrase

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm paying rhythm heaven and I noticed If you mess up on the last phrase of a hard remix it runs it again so you can get it 🥹 (I did this twice, got an extra frizby toss on remix 18 and a repeat of the last umbrella sequence on 20)

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It's called incontinent bcos if it were inocean nobody would be able to tell

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

My tits aren’t stacked but my cymbals are

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Hornet silksong from instagram reels plays Latino virus (and totally doesn’t fail out on the holds)

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Not my milk, not my Pepsi

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I forgot that I like conventions, like I forgot I could be excited to go to one. I forgot that I like hanging out with my friends and getting excited abt shit ppl don't know I care about. I had a blast! How did I even let that happen in the first place.

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

@gooseworx.bsky.social is the fly brain those scientists mapped on a laptop for that nature journal paper the same one that kinger and pomni were stuck in the dark with? This is my hardest hitting inconsequential headcanon for the show rn

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Oh hello again Gemini, we must frequent all the same search bars

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Chuck it Up ↙️↖️🤮↗️↘️

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Evie @riv3r-ru5h.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Practicing guitar again (don't get excited, I suck) and came across a cool major scale shape When you alternate between 3 notes and 4 notes per string all the half steps happen in between strings It looks like this

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