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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 12h

you get one (1) free pass to talk shit about sparkling ice caffeine blue raspberry

saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 12h

Red Bull Watermelon: 2/10 it tastes like a flavor chemist read what red bull and watermelon are supposed to taste like but he's never actually had either of them, and then he kept going back and forth on which one to make so it tastes vaguely reminiscent of both but also neither and also it's bad

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Einen Kaffee Bitte : Comms Closed 3/3 ✍️ @franzkafkaffee.bsky.social · 17h

I had a vision of sukeban style Lilith

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 19h

some attractive lady got out of her car and leaned against his passenger door and he turned down his music, then they drove off together but in separate cars so maybe she's his girlfriend??? idk i can't think of a more fitting example of being straight than this lmao

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 19h

if he hit me i woulda taken his subwoofer and given him a swirly

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 19h

hahahahhahaha now he's blasting ads to the entire parking garage, nothing gets my panties wetter 🥵

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 19h

dude parked across from me in his dodge durango is trying to impress me with his subwoofer and i don't give a fuuuuuuuuck

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 22h

i see, yeah I was planning on talking to my doctor about it. thank you

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lexi ❤ @lexi.fyi · 01/08/2026

sometimes i get angry at people for reminding me that shit sucks. i'm like excuse me! i worked hard to gaslight myself otherwise!!

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

if you ever figure out what changed it, please PLEASE tell me 🥺

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

maybe this is where i need to go all in on pain kinks. getting hurt doesn't tickle after all~

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

everything feels like being tickled and i can't begin to describe how discouraging that is for intimacy. i mean i've worked around it, good sex is a conversation and all that. but sometimes i wish I could just have sex.

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

i'm going into a tailspin about this because i got several problems i've been hoping to overcome, but if that's what they are then there's probably not much i can do. i'm gonna be overstimulated by the touch of others forever i guess

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

okay now i *know* my phone's listening to me cause my instagram fyp is telling me what a bad person i'd be if i died lol

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

i can't even bring myself to talk to anyone about it so i just shout into the void, and it's only a matter of time before i [redacted] again and god this isn't sustainable, where's the mandate of heaven when i need it

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

there's paper everywhere, and i have to get ready for work, and shit keeps happening and i'm so overwhelmed and i have to work till midnight and everything hurts and nobody will help me with any of it, and i have to force something into my stomach or else i'll starve and i really don't wanna eat rn

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saffy taffy (that someone poisoned and put razor blades into) @saffisarasa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026