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@safegrenade.bsky.social
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universally beloved internet personality and online sensation. 20. any pronouns. 📍chi town, baby! free palestine abolish prisons house everyone

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
genuinely thought this was milly alcock in a wig for a good thirty seconds
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/09/2026
Hey everybody, I’m a big scary monster! Haha, just kidding. It’s only me, Stella.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
kendrick at the super bowl with japanese onomatopoeia like he’s in an anime battle
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Dr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.
an oh no comic showing a crowd telling blobs "you do not fit in here" then the blobs make their own space, then the crowd complain that they are being excluded and the blobs say 'oh no'.  the extra fourth panel shows the crowd in with th eblobs saying 'you do not fit in here'.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
"Trans people didn't exist until 5 years ago." -Ancient Proverb
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
we need to get to a place where we can prove this wrong but we are simply not there yet
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StarBITE 🧛‍♂️🌟 @starite.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
the saddest thing about all these new live action cartoon adaptations is that we literally already had the formula down like 15-20 years ago. they CAN be good! you just gotta keep it bright and colorful and (most importantly) campy as hell
still from “scooby doo” (2002 film)still from “speed racer” (2008 film)
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
the problem with bluesky is that this place feels too nice to celebrities on the platform. like i feel like if i were to remind people that mark hamill kind of sucks i would get in trouble. which i already get enough of from my parents
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
hey check this out *gets you*
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✮⋆˙Sunny⋆˚꩜。 @puppydogcottage.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
it’s too peaceful here. we need a bean dad
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pumpkin pye 🎃 @pyeraptor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
November 20th is Transgender Day of Remembrance. TDOR was founded by Gwendolyn Ann Smith, a transgender woman, in 1999 to honour the life of Rita Hester, a black trans woman who was murdered in 1998. Protect your trans friends and family, speak up for them, and listen to them.
A graphic showing candles in the colours of the trans flag - 'Transgender Day of Remembrance', November 20Rita Hester, a black woman wearing a layered top. She has short hair.
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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 20/11/2024
the fact that the first openly trans member of congress is a zionist who immediately capitulated to fascists on the issue of her basic rights like this really sums up the current state of american politics incredibly well i think. just endlessly depressing stuff
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
we'll finally learn what happened to Charles Xavier and his parents on that fateful night in Mutant Alley
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 20/11/2024
"Gaza has become a graveyard for children" Israel has killed at least 17,400 Palestinian children since last October. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/lvp7pu
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
the bottoms of bluesky thing reminds me of when i was 17 and ran a meme page about my high school and got followed by an account called [highschool].twinks and their bio was “following all the twinks at [high school]”
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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 19/11/2024
important!!! chicago holiday train schedule just dropped
2024 holiday train schedule

green line: 11/29, 11/30, 12/4
orange line: 11/29, 11/30, 12/3-12/7
brown line: 12/4-12/7
pink line: 12/10, 12/11, 12/14
blue line: 12/12-12/14
red line: 12/17, 12/19, 12/21
purple line: 12/18, 12/20, 12/21
yellow line: 12/23
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
third time i’m talking about this but i’ll try to actually make my point this time instead of just being angry. the fact that they clearly put so much work into mirroring the original EXACTLY is proof that this version cannot improve upon the original and there is no purpose to it.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My grandpa would be 97 today if he hadn’t double-crossed me
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
found out i got put on a feed of chicago posters so i gotta enhance my street cred hello, chicago bluesky! ✅ lifelong resident ✅ far northwest side ✅ depaul student ✅ cta frequenter ✅ very amateur photographer ✅ dream job: librarian at harold washington
The holiday train in the Loop at night.A CTA bus driving down a rainy street at night.A CTA train at an elevated platform in the morning.A CTA train arriving at an elevated platform in the morning.
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
what if the movie was exactly the same but with none of the color or charm
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
you guys ever think about how being santa on that thing must be lowkey terrifying. you’re outside the train and as far as i can tell you’re not strapped down to anything
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
it's time for the Dallas Cowboys to bring in a game changer: Liz Cheney
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i’m gonna [threat pending] this is literally shot for fucking shot
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Ettingermentum @ettingermentum.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lady Gaga Oreos (2021-2021): To promote her album, "Chromatica", Lady Gaga partnered with Nabisco to release these special edition cookies. Featuring pink, vanilla Oreo wafers with Gaga-related images (which were crunchier/crispier than the standard wafer) and green creme filling
A pink cookie box that says Lady Gaga in silver letters is ripped open to reveal pink wafer sandwich cookies with green creme inside. Around the box are said cookies, with Lady Gaga-related symbols pressed into them
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
obsessed with this because putting on a bald cap instead of shaving your head is less like solidarity and more like “this is what you look like to me”
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i hate the way sewing pattern designers on etsy mark their sizes with a passion what do you MEAN the 3XL has a 37” waist
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
haven’t seen any of these but i have a feeling this is like the 2018 academy award for best animated feature when it was some mid and okay movies and then into the spiderverse
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
trying to free myself from the shackles of cringe as i migrate to bluesky. i’m gonna talk about snoopy and my mom and the things i like
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
ok but when are we gonna have a dog lookalike contest? i wanna see dogs that look like snoopy!
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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 18/11/2024
the problem with bluesky is i can’t location tag all my posts as coming from chicago. that’s like one quarter of my posting identity. maybe i’ll try to find a way around this 📍Chicago, IL
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
famous people on bluesky: just hit 20k. would love to reach 2 million me, a real poster talking to my 31 followers who include spam accounts: RISE AND GRIND JACK NATION BIGGEST AND STRONGEST NATION IN THE WORLD‼️🫡💪QUESTION OF THE DAY 🤔 will i ever experience real intimacy with another person
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
there’s this movie from the 70s that my mom loved as a kid but you can’t buy it on itunes or stream it anywhere. now my mom seems to think this means the movie is simply lost to time, which is great news for me because it means when i surprise her with the dvd i ordered on ebay she’ll be so happy
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
i forgot to turn off my alarm to get up for class and now i’m awake and mad
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lily hoang-zhu 🍊 @ little craft fest @liliuhms.com · 17/11/2024
bears hanging out 🐻 #illustration #kidlitart
drawing of we bare bears, winnie the pooh, paddington beat, ernest the bear, and corduroy all together
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
how it’s going
drafting a dm to carter hambley on twitter: “i will venmo you ten dollars right now to move to bluesky i can’t fucking take it here anymore”
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
i respect all the people deactivating their twitter accounts but personally i could never do that. even if this app becomes a perfect recreation of twitter at its best and i have no desire to use the other app anymore, theres like a six year backlog of shit on there that i need up for when im famous
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
it's not about getting out of your echo chamber it's about being the loudest and scariest voice in your echo chamber
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
my dad has taken up this philosophy where he’s not gonna pay attention to things designed to piss him off and that’s all well and good but now he’s pushing this on US and whenever i talk about something stupid he’s like “you’re falling for the crazy again” and it’s so annoying bc he’s right kind of
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
my sister and i got drunk and watched wonka last night and man. maybe i just don’t have the light in my heart that i once did but that movie is not good
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
they’re doing it again @zachsilberberg.bsky.social
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
wish i was smaller like my sister so i could get drunk off two modest moscow mules (total two shots of vodka) instead of tipsy off of two heavy pour mudslides (total two shots of vodka, two shots of baileys, two shots of kahlua)
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alice/jack @safegrenade.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
this is the drunkest i can handle before i start getting scared
a screenshot of a blood alcohol level calculator showing my BAC is around 0.039%
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
one of my favorite "SOCIETY" things is this 2018 cover of the news magazine The Atlantic, written by mealy-mouthed bigot Jesse Singal, where a moral panic about us transgender people is front and center, and in TINY little print in the top right, "We're Not Prepared for the Next Pandemic"
A cover for The Atlantic, showing an androgynous model front and center in a "health report" with a misgendering title text of "Your child says she's trans, she wants hormones and surgery, and she's 13 by Jesse Singal" a notorious writer obsessed with trans people. And in other text are smaller headings like "Being Black in America can take years off your life", "What Book should everyone on Earth Read", and in tiny print "We're not prepared for the next pandemic"
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