Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They call me CAP theorem bc im (physically in)Consistent, (emotially un)Available, and Partitioned (as FUCK) 010
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 05/09/2026You, unbeknownstening: "It makes no sense. There's just no way a clockmaker can also be a mason." Me, a clocky brick: The guard who only tells lies: "haha yeah man" 000
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comWe Are GoonectedALT: We Are Goonected 010
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 21/08/2026kinda wanna get a dyke again, so I can go dyking 001
Reposted by Home of the SexualTopSpin has Comms Open @topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Me when it's not my problem 720139
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When the disciples saw Jesus in his current state, they cried out, for they knew a truth that had not yet come to pass. They knew that He would never be able to try a Cheesy Gordita Crunch (and accompanying Baja Blast) 010
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Been reading Nana and like god I wish we were in that fashion future. Why the hell are we living with bigots wearing hot shorts made for for gay men; the world should all be fags with piercings and chains in delightfully unusual combinations 020
Reposted by Home of the Sexualramona the vektroid @vektroid.bsky.social · 26/07/2026there should be a wrestling move called wedlock. like how do you even get out of it 2262
Reposted by Home of the Sexualmichael @gaydog.neocities.org · 15/07/2026looks like piss christ out here 0186
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Gender is a spectrum and babe, I'm seeing it on acid 010
Reposted by Home of the Sexualrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 27/06/2026me and the other t girls with self esteem issues hanging out behind the unpainted building where we make our overcompressed remixes of pink floyd, you know, bricks brickwalling another brick in the wall at the brick wall 1833456
Reposted by Home of the Sexualmichael @gaydog.neocities.org · 10/06/2026life is just being like "that would be fun but it would cost $40 so i won't" every few hours until you die 061
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I wish there were half-channels on the television 110
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 30/05/2026they stole my friend's poop 😭 pls like if you agree 🫡 reskeet if your poop has also been stolen 💔 000
Reposted by Home of the Sexualthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/05/2026As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website 173134332120
Reposted by Home of the SexualStephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Funny things still happen over at the bad place This guy put a prompt in his LinkedIn and now AI recruiters are writing him in Old English and calling him "my lord" 2235541047
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I sure don't want to Stop and Think right now... 000
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 23/04/2026(Me chatting with my internet friends) "All in all I'm just a, 'nother brick who says lol" 010
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 23/04/2026(Me when I go out shopping) "All in all I'm just a, 'nother brick at the mall" 010
Reposted by Home of the Sexualbess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 22/04/2026my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later. 4667652132
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 23/04/2026(Me topping my T4T gf) "All in all I'm just a, 'nother brick in a doll" 140
Reposted by Home of the SexualHome of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Posting the lovely work of my talented friend 021
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Call my brain the Owl House bc W H O tf up in this bitch 💅 000
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Your brain: Got that botox, soft and shiny like chicken cutlet, smoove, cute c: My brain: Windows 98 pipes screensaver, everchanging, never content, active gogogogogogogo, colorful, faggot 🖤 000
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 10/04/2026"Oh, you're interested? You wanna shadow this colossus?? You wanna tower this, twin???" 000
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Gender is fake and I hate it Gender is real and it's everywhere 021
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"Bro dontchu know? Sis's goin by poop pronouns now" "...The fuck you mean???" "She/It" 011
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Reading JJK:M is like watching someone get into their shitbox Civic tuned with features, bang out 120, fly through their windshield and break their neck on the guardrail. This pacing is insane but I can't look away, bc next they crawl back in and strike 180 off a cliff 000
Reposted by Home of the Sexual🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 22/01/2026we will greet them as liberators 4451351205
Reposted by Home of the Sexualleonardo da vinci @ieonardodavinci.bsky.social · 25/10/1511I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it... 75148976675
Reposted by Home of the Sexualbess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 25/12/2025the amish would fucking love runescape 032
Home of the Sexual @sadpictures.bsky.social · 25/12/2025The empty throne is shrouded in a wall of ice, never again to bear an heir 110