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Saddam tha Jizzler

@saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social
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follow me if you enjoy being surprised whether the next post will be middle east commentary or dick/shit jokes AI pfp = block

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Mister Joke @knocknockjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hate when my colonial violence returns to the imperial core. That’s where I live!
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m starting a new company just to discriminate against veterans
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well I seen fire and I seen rain/ I sucked dick and I’ve got brain
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how do trump and xi both look so fat lol
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New job at the weed factory
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
not a cellphone in sight, just dudes living in the moment
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's time to blow the pipeline it's time to light the lights it's time to get things going in the houthi show tonight
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[SILO spoilers]
I’ve been thinking too much about the guy they wake up to do war crimes in Silo, and the main problem is: being willing to kill a lot of people has never been a specialized skill, let alone one worth storing someone in cryo for 300 years

Somehow, IRL, when there are war crimes to be done, someone always steps up to the plate
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ABEAB (All Bluesky Employees Are Bastards)
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don’t know why you would hate computers enough to want to force them to be conscious
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thanks to bad discourse on my feed I’ve come to the ultimate centrist position: bombing Hiroshima was good, bombing Nagasaki was bad
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Michel Foucault lecturing
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the worst gay man alive is now dead
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
America, you’re a bitch. You’re a lover. You’re a father. You’re a mother.
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My wife said this was unclear, so: God hates and fears his creations (99%+ of humanity), so he gives superhuman luck to a few terrible people (Hitler, Trump, Bolsonaro). I hope this clears things up
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @msentropy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Lawrence, Kansas' hippies, antifa folks, lib wine moms & hip-hop heads: did y'all know there's an Algerian version of NWA's "Fuck Tha Police?" YOU DO NOW! [No idea when, how, or why I got this file, but I feel like it's older than me, and just magically appears on my hard drive every few years 🤷🏽‍♀️]
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hitler survived at least 42 assassination attempts The reason evil people have such good luck? God hates and fears His creations
en.wikipedia.org
Assassination attempts on Adolf Hitler - Wikipedia
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 09/06/2026
THREAD 🧵 US President Donald Trump has once again talked up the prospect of a deal with Iran within days. In fact since March, Trump has suggested the US is close to an agreement at least 37 times. #Infograph
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
NEON GENESIS

YOUNG HEGELIAN

EPISODE:26

The Ego and Its Own
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What if I celebrated Pride by getting real depressed
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
How you gonna get mad at an insect for living outside
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Here’s the other thing delivery delivery drivers think about - how fucking disgusting is your alcohol order? I had a dude once shaking so bad he was having trouble signing the receipt, but that man was a respectable alcoholic who just got a large handle of vodka. I don’t care about ppl doing drugs.
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Re: the other days burrito taxi discourse, this is what delivery drivers actually think about. Just tip better.
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Aya @melangell.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Seen in Iran. The graffiti references Iran’s oil-colonial past in Abadan, where British oil-company clubs had signs saying “No Dogs Allowed” and “No Iranian Entry.” Iranians were often treated as second-class in their own country while British elites lived in privileged compounds.
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I am fairly certain the $30 million in question here was USAID money that was obligated to GHF as one of the last actions of many USAID staff before departing the Agency or transferring to State. I have a little more info below, all from former colleagues who saw it happen...
ft.com
US state department watchdog investigates Gaza Humanitarian Foundation
[FREE TO READ] Oversight body scrutinising how $30mn grant was spent by controversial non-profit that had US and Israeli backing
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
the thing about doordash discourse is that i know 80-90% of you are shitty tippers, so you have no standing to have any opinion. thanks to the 10-20% of you that tip decently, tho
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Benny Morris is a weird one since he spent the last half of his career arguing against his own earlier (good) work
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NitroglyceRIN @rinascher.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
the problem with self medicating is that it works. It’s like ok you solved the problem but you “aren’t supposed to solve it like that” ok officer
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
theres a twitch ad with a sentient piece of shit and a sentient drop of piss and it's really putting me off watching twitch at all
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
do you think ants ever fail to make formic acid on demand and then just sit around feeling bad at being ants for the rest of the day
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“War is a continuation of market manipulation by other means” -polymarket Clausewitz
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“War is a continuation of market manipulation by other means” -polymarket Clausewitz
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Thanks to all my Patrons: DasLlamaLord, DaRacistMongolian, N-Word Hitler,
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
getting real drunk at my wife's colleague's birthday party and lecturing the guy who does therapy for suicidally depressed ppl about the real lived experiences of depressed r-words (me)
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 23/04/2026
sometimes children should be beaten
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
clavicular has been martyred 😔 even now he waits righteously at the gates of jannah for allahs mercy 🙏🙏 inshallah it is granted 🕊️🕊️
media release from hezbollah announcing claviculars martyrdom
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
don draper drunk pitch meme image
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
that's actually the secret of Middle East Analysis: everyone is the bad guy
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
little disconnect between the news content here and the (automated) image preview
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
what a world we live in
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💬 @dvffydotcom.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Mohanad Hage Ali @mohanad.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
A simple sentence that pretty much encapsulates this admin’s policy on all fronts
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marissabot walmart dog @marissabot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
imagine masturbating and it feels real but then u find out ur a ghost. thats the plot of sixth sense
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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If iran took out tr*mp at the negotiating table, wouldn’t everyone have to be like “yeah they were kinda owed that one”
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