theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026personally i find the idea that history is cyclical rather than linear to be VERY comforting. we haven’t lost forever! it is just one step in the natural sequence of things! 132
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i can’t believe garfield, much like me, has sleep apnea 190
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bucatini has a pleasant bounce to it but its unslurpable nature means it will never be that girl 360
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i think i have watched two tv shows to completion ever and both were cartoons, lmao 020
Reposted by theo’s mom🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People who buy and resell stuff is a type of middleman we absolutely need to bring back. I am not going to start an ebay account. You give me 50% of the value and I'll let you keep the other 50% for making it Not My Problem. 2191
Reposted by theo’s momRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026unfortunately I have not seen 10 television shows 111063
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 17/09/2026everyone gets mad at me when i say this but if americans understood how world-historically wealthy our *entire society* is, then our political environment would be a lot different 170
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 17/09/2026just drove from columbia heights to chevy chase to pick up a credenza without the seller confirming meetup time and he saw my message minutes after i got to his block, god is so good and i am his favorite 170
Reposted by theo’s momBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 16/09/2026My most Shaq opinion is that it basically takes a day to get most places. Minnesota? Los Angeles? Tokyo? It’s all more or less a day what with the going to the airport and the arriving and decompressing. 112015
Reposted by theo’s mompatrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the phantom of the opera is there inside your mind, as if you didn't have enough to worry about 011
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 08/09/2026tabasco is an INGREDIENT not a HOT SAUCE open your freakin third eye 140
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 07/09/2026selling snow cones to children from a hut on the beach :-) 010
Reposted by theo’s momPodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me, watching LSU and the SEC fight each other in court, unbothered by any outcome, because all of American Amateurism is just a scheme to devalue labor and every one of us is unclean. 541264
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i believe in the death penalty for people who block the bus lane 190
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 02/09/2026perhaps a dumb question but what are people using instead of 1Password? i’ve used it since 2019 and been pretty happy until their fash turn. i can do apple password manager but if there is something better pls tell me 672
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 20/08/2026unfortunately i have gotten addicted to evil pilates and im going to drag as many of you to hell with me as i can 030
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 13/08/2026this is so sad i literally could not catalog all the various hijinks i got up to at house parties as a teen/young adult 020
Reposted by theo’s momUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026you should try posting better 3830451088
Reposted by theo’s mompatrick mcmahon @patrickmcmahon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026oh you have a spreadsheet job? you're an incell? 022
Reposted by theo’s momArt official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Women love me. It’s ok to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings. 031
Reposted by theo’s momJoel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hot take: A certain kind of American leftism is deeply culturally Protestant, even if it disbelieves in God, because of its preeminent focus on having the right inner mindset and intention and feeling properly guilty about one's moral failings to live up to a certain standard. 22604107
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 25/07/2026remember when one of the talias was saying white people shouldn’t say inshallah and then also learned that ojalá is a direct loan word into spanish of the same LOL 1100
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 22/07/2026people who refuse to use doordash on ideological grounds (me) insanely vindicated 080
Reposted by theo’s momMegan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 20/07/2026there is a certain type of childless person who finds it urgent to remind everyone else as often as possible that THEY are far too good for children and should not be forced to encounter them, and as a childless person myself I feel well-qualified to say that these people are losers. 324225
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i love the block button. feels so good to make an annoying person disappear 060
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 11/07/2026what is the least money i could spend to have a reasonably high quality home stereo setup 210
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 11/07/2026i am finally reading “how to do nothing” and wow this book sure was written during woke 1 000
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 09/07/2026been a while since Theo has gotten on the counter but tonight i got out of the shower to see he had snacked on my lettuce from the farmers market 140
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 09/07/2026thanks for ruining my life guys 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 hope it was worth it for the line on YOUR resume 020
Reposted by theo’s momPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026the platner situation is a good reminder that when everyone with the worst political instincts in the world all line up behind one candidate that’s actually a bad sign 945849640
Reposted by theo’s momTreatler Particle Detector @brinevapejuice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026women got to talk about sexual assault for like 4 months 10 years agos and despite the fact that basically no men got any actual punishment for the acts they commited a large cohort of men will never ever forgive us for speaking up 0104
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 07/07/2026maybe americans don’t like soccer because the best commentators we can muster are utter dogshit 130
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 07/07/2026spent the first 10 min of the game fighting a stubborn error on my roku (and losing) and you know what, maybe that was for the best 120
Reposted by theo’s momamandla hugginkiss @vapingbaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I am absolutely not sorry to say “i told you so” about graham platner. you guys gotta get better at recognizing this bullshit. too many of you bought it with fetterman and then fell for it again with this boob. 371
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i don’t like how meta everyone’s commentary has gotten. that metro photo of the lady amongst the patriot front is really gripping, and you can just say that, instead of saying how gripping you think everyone else will find it 020
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i don’t feel humiliated but i do feel really sad. it could’ve been so cool 062
theo’s mom @sabriina.bsky.social · 04/07/2026honestly no because we are famously not a state!!!!!!!! if anything i have leaned more into american identity because i have nothing else (legally speaking) 020
