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gary’s anatomy

@sablaah.bsky.social
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 10h
every dodger fan going back in time and advocating for medicare for all so Jake Bauers didn’t sign another contract just for the health insurance
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10h
these guys are so getting laid tonight
the famous Milwaukee sausage race mascots, from left to right: Italian, Hot Dog, Chorizo, Polish and Bratwurst
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 10h
it's his day....
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10h
thank you for the clarification 🤝
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10h
it’s nothing personal
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10h
brewphoria levels at an all time high
Garfield looking insanely blissed out
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 11h
expand on that
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 12h
One of my favorite signs
A neon sign above a store says:
NEWSPAPERS
MAGAZINES 
OUT OF TOWN PAPERS
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19h
hoping my graphic t-shirt instills its qualities within me via osmosis
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
me when the brewphoria hits
Garfield looking extremely stoned and/or content
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
thank you. sarah synergy happening rn
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh it’s a Trader Joe’s brand of cheese that is very good for the price
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the one and only
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
told my coworker I was gonna make an apple, cheddar and arugula sandwich for lunch and he laughed at me. joke’s on you brother
a whole wheat baguette filled with honey crisp apples, unexpected cheddar, arugula dressed with balsamic and olive oil, fig-chili jam, grainy mustard and mayohalf of the aforementioned sandwich, accompanied by a bowl of butternut squash soup. there is a ghost candle in the background
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
An ESPN producer minces no words when asked why she quit following the network’s incursions into sports betting. www.cjr.org/the-intervie...
My grandfather, my father, and one of my brothers were pretty much destroyed by sports gambling addiction. I grew up in Ventura, California, and multiple times, we suddenly had to move because of extreme financial ups and downs. I mean, I grew up in a sportsbook. We didn’t go to museums and typical places kids go to. We were dragged to Las Vegas in the eighties and hanging out in the Hilton and Caesars sportsbooks, when kids weren’t supposed to be around there. I remember going to the horse track, going to the dog track. 
My brother died thirteen years ago on the sidewalk in downtown Las Vegas. It’s a stark reality, but it illustrates the tragic arc of being brought there as kids so our dad could gamble at sportsbooks, to then surviving on the streets there as a homeless person and dying at thirty-six.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DOGS CAN PEE ON THE YARD 
IT'S TOTALLY FINE 
THAT'S HOW DOGS WORK 
SCIENCE IS REAL 
DOG SCIENCE 
THEY PEE PLACES
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ok honestly I didn’t want to sound defeatist but I was kind of thinking that too
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
someone at the office keeps throwing out their banana peels in the small trash can next to me instead of in the kitchen. it gets soooo stinky. this is not my biggest problem right now but it seems like a fixable one. and yet, I’ll still do absolutely nothing to solve it
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hell yeah cheers
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
won’t happen again boss
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
experiencing something I can only call “brewphoria”
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no disrespect but I would prefer if they didn’t
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that’s right
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
stunning couple!!
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
plenty of baseball left imho
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I met Li’l Salty tonight. huge for me
me and the salt shed mascot, Lil Salty
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you don’t know that!
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
more specific and less flattering, he *actually* said: “you look like Mike Mitchell as White Blade on this week’s episode of Doughboys”
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
husband told me I look like White Blade
mirror selfie of me in an all black outfit with a mesh dress, black pants, and a mid-length leather dress
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Z-Your Enrico Palazzo @enricopalazzo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and before u start chirping: a FUN movie and a GOOD movie are two different things
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just my opinion but you gotta be in a good movie before you can start talking like this
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if I were to become a MAHA grifter the hardest part (besides dying of a preventable disease) would be pretending beef tallow fries taste better. your shit’s soggy!!!! no crisp at all
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what is going on?!
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NYT please get in touch. for a measly $1,000 I will tell you what trump meant
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
another portrait of the beautiful cat. today is my last day taking care of her and, despite my obvious lack of command over her inhaler, she’s come to like me quite a bit
a stunning gray cat looks directly into the camera as she stands on the back of a brown leather couch with sun streaming through windows behind her
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my brain at 10pm: if you don’t fall asleep in the next thirty minutes you’re cooked tomorrow. might as well be dead my brain at 3am: hey. HEY. wake up. this is urgent. do you remember all the moves to the macarena
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you simply gotta love baseball
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s a really cool living room rug, but she deserves to be on the red carpet every day imho
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
catsitting a gorgeous girl this weekend
a gorgeous gray cat with big green-yellow eyes approaches the camera on a bright red rug. her name is chili peewee and she has asthma
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
hate when coaches chew gum on the sidelines. grow up and smoke a cigarette
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
overwhelmed by how beautiful this is
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lmaooo
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank god man. everyone with a brain hates that shit. one time in a work meeting, someone brought up barstool and everyone else on the call came off mute to say “ewwww.”
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d be curious to hear what you think!
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
during some of the duller moments of PRIMETIME, my husband and I independently had the same thought: “we should’ve seen DIGGER instead”
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
need that
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