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porkchop / handler alice

@ryonahole.bsky.social
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she/her, 31, seattle 🦇⚰️ vampiric maid pig thing type creature trying her best sometimes just posts her stream of consciousness game dev/author revospring.net/@ryonahole fansly.com/ryonahole

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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 6h
Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way assembling flat pack particle board furniture feels.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 6h
I appreciate you sharing regardless!
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 17h
played some of the Linkle mod of Twilight Princess last night and immediately remembered having my adolescence "ruined" by reading PIG. formative experience for sure. it belongs in a museum. would love to own a copy someday.
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びがぁ @vigwer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
すらぷすてく・もーしょんぴくちあ
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 17h
GET TO IT!
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
im literally always thinking about concerningly younger butch with her collared older femme girlfriend hanging off her arm covered in bites and bruises
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 17h
Sir? Hello? Sir?
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 17h
If anyone would like to share their own lived experiences regarding this i would really appreciate it. I've had to segment my art between separate personas before and I kind of hate it and it makes it feel impossible to build any kind of audience, but I'm nervous about being excluded...
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DumpSite @nsfwdumpsite.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FALIN #dumpdraws
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 17h
I'm torn on whether or not to separate my identity as an artist from my identity in real life; like, blatantly being like "hi. I write Problematic Ero Horror." on my Instagram where I am networking with other artists who do "safer" art. then again people recognize me from hitting girls at the club.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 18h
😵‍💫
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 18h
I will report back tomorrow
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 18h
I meant snuff but this is also good
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Flux, Moon-Hexed Hound @hexhound.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🔎 how to make my stupid maid stop raising her arms in self-defense when i hit her
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minakami @minakamin90.bsky.social · 22h
hot fishnet angel🥵
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 22h
most of my subs are "soil-types" after im through with them.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 23h
I. You can't do this to me. Not my jordart.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
are you going to be a good girl or is mommy going to have to break out the jordart
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
someone should get her, by the way.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
in the immortal words of the doll king. you're untouchable until you're not.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i will sub but only if you Solve My Riddles Three or just actually overpower me. you gotta pass an Authority skill check first otherwise I start doing some harry dubois type shit.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
things are changing around here over at porkchop dot com. turns out i need things in my life other than bdsm. so lets get things straight. i am an artist first. i am a rhythm gamer second. i am a handler third. i'm not a bottom though i don't do that anymore. anyways hey can you watch my drink?
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if i ever ran into a marine biologist i would probably say something like "record your observations on THIS, fish boy!" and then i'd kill them with a large rock
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
YES OH MY GOD???
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
dog woman
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LUKA - NSFSANTI🔞 @nsfsanti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(skipping over 1 because I want to redo it)
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My Lord you don't have to post like this. this isn't your heart.
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice cum shields.. #traditionalart #nsfwart
Traditional graphite and gel pen drawing of a cute goat person, tongue deep in the foreskin of the POV's cock, large round glasses blasted with pearly cum.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 13/10/2026
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
type 2 and 3 dogs; i have room for another leash.
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Unfortunately not ):
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ugh I just moved out of that area otherwise I could help. hope you find something!
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みこやん @mikoyan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detai... メロンさん店舗に増刷分が並び始めてるようです(n‘∀‘)ηよろしこね♡
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Sophie's dog @elektra.dog · 11/10/2026
men's clothes are wasted on men tbh
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apprentice pornsmith 🔞 @rebelltether.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#KINKTOBER 09 - wet & messy
A grayscale drawing of someone sitting behind a woman and fingering her while she braces on their legs. She's stammering, "W-winn, I can f-feel-- I'm gonna-- G-gonna-- Ohhh...!" as she squirts.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
REASSIGNMENT The filthiest, most indulgent thing I have ever written, and my first finished mechsploitation story. I hope it either turns you on or makes you want to throw up. Preferably both. Please let me know what you think. archiveofourown.org/works/94273521
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My girls look very nice today.
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yuritober day 10 in the back seat
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yvette @yvessomnium.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yeowchh
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Vivian, Starlit Succubus @noisyvivian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"We need you to be a team player, Sartha. Your life outside these doors? Doesn't matter. Whatever stresses you have, leave them at home. You seem confused. Here, let me help you. Associate. On The Clock."
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Sartha, KLBR unit 🏳️‍⚧️ @wuppymechpilot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worst Warhound AU ever,,,,,
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes you'll be miserable for a week straight and some days you'll wind up slow dancing with a stranger to Clubbed to Death and living out your teenage dreams. Never kill yourself.
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Scary Internet Dyke @hedera.blood.gay · 10/10/2026
aw, is your domme not capable of triggering the fear, dread, and uncertainty you need to get off in a snuff scene? I don’t know what thats like, seems she has a kills issue
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
black hair surgery success
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Your Favorite Hated Foe's Favorite Hated Foe @terminatorgf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Best woundfucking I've read in a hot minute. A delightfully visceral story. I love it.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On a whim, I sent this to my current Sartha and now she's not allowed to look at pornography anymore. If she wants to look at anything sexual, it's my boots or nothing. I love making girls worse.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My girls look very nice today.
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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ha.
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kinktober Day 6- Riding Crop
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