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No, sir. I'm pretty sure that's gravitational force between celestial bodies. Oh, you meant like... oh right. Yeah. They do, don't they!

Like a nutromatic asked why Arthur Dent likes tea, when a nerd snipe triggers, my head will be awash with David Hayter voiced puns until one can be selected and strategically vented to free processing capacity. I'm glad it's good for a goof too, is what i'm saying. 😀

I my initial thought was that "taking a flying car bump" sounds like a silly coke euphemism, but on reflection I think it actually encapsulates the mentality depicted on the graph frighteningly accurately.

That's a big part of what drew me to the designs. The whole series has neat shapes that break out of the frame and fun effects like the balloon transparency. Really fun ensemble of Pokémon. Gonna tackle the Vapereon at some point for my niece.

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"Metal Gear, huh?" "Well, brass actually, but yes. I suppose you could call it that."

Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/10/2026

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Finally finished a bookmark that's been sitting at 95% done for months. Came out pretty okay!

A cross-stitch bookmark featuring Pikachu flying through the sky, held aloft by three helium balloons.

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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/10/2026

Finally finished a bookmark that's been sitting at 95% done for months. Came out pretty okay!

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He's taking it well, considering the literally dozens of novelty podcast invitations vanishing as we speak.

This is why i need to cite the experts. This is crucial information that would have been missed!

B-b-b-but I was told this was the future!

A small child plays with a Hot Wheels loop de loop track.

That the child has the car on the wrong side of the track isn't an added metaphor or anything, but it is kinda funny.

Right on. You're in good company.

Epic Handshake Meme

Gita and "My 7yo" are handshaking on "I'm a cat"

Shout out to @justtalkingmeat.bsky.social and @shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network, inventors of the "Hulk Hogan Hot Dog Scale" where you can track his career progression from "Boiled" through "Microwaved". Rest in piss, baldy!

Ric Flair had a notably bizarre wrestling career in a field lousy with bizarre careers. Still, the thing that lives rent free in my head is that he decided to pay homage to WCW filming in the Disney/MGM lot in Orlando... ...by dubbing his dick "Space Mountain" That sonovagun. Woo.

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"You don't want to call balls and strikes, you just want to say 'there's been a pitch'" Brutal and deserved last word. Bonus points for not letting Healy get away with the "should we report facts or should we be meaner?" deflection.

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Begun, the Clone Sermons have.

Look, I'm not saying it's *all* your fault, but she does screen her phone calls.

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SAAAAAANDRAAAAAAAA junior SAAAAAAAAAAAANDRAAAAAAAAAA junior

Micah @rincewind.run · 16/10/2026

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this goes incredible places and I love everyone involved

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A League of Their Own for Tax Purposes The Man Who Killed Don Quixote for Tax Purposes The Devil Wears Prada for Tax Purposes

Fallen for Tax Purposes Taken for Tax Purposes Thinner for Tax Purposes Big for Tax Purposes I Confess for Tax Purposes Get Out for Tax Purposes Me, Myself, and Irene, for Tax Purposes

Zack and Miri Make a Porno for Tax Purposes Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood for Tax Purposes There Will Be Blood for Tax Purposes I Saw the TV Glow for Tax Purposes 10 Things I Hate About You for Tax Purposes

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Iron Maiden was writing songs about the Trail of Tears while Metallica was farting around in a garage. Politics has always been a part of metal, James "I like the Iron Cross for its aesthetics" Hetfield. The fuck are you talking about? You're just an unprincipled pussy. Hope that helps.

The game "Epic Spell Wars" has a bizarre aesthetic, and some very problematic tropes, but fuck me if I don't love that they have an item called "The 'Let's End This' Shit" and it's a stick with a poop on the end.

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Talk about (Big) walkin' the fuckin' walk. Cap doffed.

It's a... TAD better. I'll see myself out...

I love that even in such a nakedly dickriding post, the best he can come up with is that she *might* be acting in good faith.

Up there with Sanrio x TMNT. Kiddo has a Donatello Kitty somewhere.

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

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Ah fuck he killed it

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And don't think you're exempt, @dndbeyond.com. You don't even deserve puns. If you can't understand the value of a group working together to stand up for each other, why the fuck should anyone consider you an authority on tabletop gaming?

Look, @magic.wizards.com, Yore fucking it up. There are few Dimir ideas than stonewalling your union. Izzet any wonder you've lost so much good will? Don't Boros with empty talk. If you Esper to a reputation, don't be Gruul. Abzan a better explanation, yer union busting.

Nothing quite like the feeling of loading a nerd snipe bear trap.

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I recall being thrown enough to look it up and finding it's a thing he does here and there on occasion. That said, i cannot find it now, whether because I'm misremembering or because search is an llm-poisoned shadow of its former self. Take with a grain of salt, is what I'm saying.

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Hey Wizards, Recognize the union or Get Fucked ™️ Thank you

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So much fun when the guy who felt no shame running paid seminars teaching people how to commit market fraud is embarrassed to admit wealthy people are wealthy.

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Goddamn the Chrono Trigger one came out so good!

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What's wild about Digger discourse is that the folks who love it and hate it seem to disagree about very little, beyond whether pointing something out is the same as having something to say. Sounds to me like it is to Dr Strangelove what Equilibrium is to 1984. I can wait.

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When they get out, they can tell the story about how they *almost* had a bad opinion.

The little grognard that lives in my head recoils at this, so strong is his desire for there to be a *canonical* answer to what Stu, or Larry, or whoever the fuck was watching.

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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/10/2026

On the other end of the spectrum: When I recently listened to an audiobook of The Stand, at one point, someone was watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?", and I stopped cold, wondering if I'd forgotten how time works. Turns out he will sometimes update pop culture references in new editions.

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The funny thing is that I don't think the folks that love or hate it have fundamentally different things to say. Just differing opinions on whether gesticulating at something is the same as "having something to say". Suffice it to say, I plan to hate watch dumb Strangelove at a later date.

The "anime guy looks at butterfly" meme.

The butterfly is labeled "Look at bad thing!"

The guy says, "Is this satire?"