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Rycar

@rycar.bsky.social
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Rycar's just this guy, you know? He/Him

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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 4h
7yo rolled into a No Kings protest organized by a local retirement community, and without greeting anyone immediately slotted himself between two elders, started giving cars a regal, cupped-hand wave, and shouting "No ICE, No Kings, We will not kiss the ring!" I think they all want to adopt him.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 5h
I my initial thought was that "taking a flying car bump" sounds like a silly coke euphemism, but on reflection I think it actually encapsulates the mentality depicted on the graph frighteningly accurately.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 23h
Finally finished a bookmark that's been sitting at 95% done for months. Came out pretty okay!
A cross-stitch bookmark featuring Pikachu flying through the sky, held aloft by three helium balloons.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 23h
Finally finished a bookmark that's been sitting at 95% done for months. Came out pretty okay!
A cross-stitch bookmark featuring Pikachu flying through the sky, held aloft by three helium balloons.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/10/2026
Poor Mooch. His one achievement!
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Man Waiting Alone, Feeling Lonely
Alt: Man Waiting Alone, Feeling Lonely (narcos slideshow meme)
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/10/2026
B-b-b-but I was told this was the future!
A small child plays with a Hot Wheels loop de loop track.

That the child has the car on the wrong side of the track isn't an added metaphor or anything, but it is kinda funny.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/10/2026
Ric Flair had a notably bizarre wrestling career in a field lousy with bizarre careers. Still, the thing that lives rent free in my head is that he decided to pay homage to WCW filming in the Disney/MGM lot in Orlando... ...by dubbing his dick "Space Mountain" That sonovagun. Woo.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/10/2026
"You don't want to call balls and strikes, you just want to say 'there's been a pitch'" Brutal and deserved last word. Bonus points for not letting Healy get away with the "should we report facts or should we be meaner?" deflection.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/10/2026
this goes incredible places and I love everyone involved
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/10/2026
PATA PATA PATA PON
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/10/2026
A League of Their Own for Tax Purposes The Man Who Killed Don Quixote for Tax Purposes The Devil Wears Prada for Tax Purposes
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/10/2026
Iron Maiden was writing songs about the Trail of Tears while Metallica was farting around in a garage. Politics has always been a part of metal, James "I like the Iron Cross for its aesthetics" Hetfield. The fuck are you talking about? You're just an unprincipled pussy. Hope that helps.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/10/2026
Talk about (Big) walkin' the fuckin' walk. Cap doffed.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/10/2026
I love that even in such a nakedly dickriding post, the best he can come up with is that she *might* be acting in good faith.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ah fuck he killed it
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/10/2026
Look, @magic.wizards.com, Yore fucking it up. There are few Dimir ideas than stonewalling your union. Izzet any wonder you've lost so much good will? Don't Boros with empty talk. If you Esper to a reputation, don't be Gruul. Abzan a better explanation, yer union busting.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/10/2026
Nothing quite like the feeling of loading a nerd snipe bear trap.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/10/2026
Hey Wizards, Recognize the union or Get Fucked ™️ Thank you
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/10/2026
What's wild about Digger discourse is that the folks who love it and hate it seem to disagree about very little, beyond whether pointing something out is the same as having something to say. Sounds to me like it is to Dr Strangelove what Equilibrium is to 1984. I can wait.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/10/2026
Oh shit, I forgot to do my back-door-brag-about-my-high-school bit! There is a pool, but it's not on the roof.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/10/2026
After an old Cracked video on the subject, I wince every time I hear "over and out". Over (to you) and Out (conversation is over) are mutually exclusive, unless you're trying to very theatrically hang up on someone, I guess.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/10/2026
When the markdown guy's bonkers Twitter take is so predictably bad, you've had a response sitting in your drafts folder for a month.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/10/2026
7yo found a Minecraft pickaxe at the Goodwill today, and I don't think he's ever been happier. He just asked me to bring him some water, and he's curled up with it like a teddy bear in bed.
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/10/2026
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Alan Cornwall: I Think I See The Problem
Alt: Alan Cornwall: I Think I See The Problem
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/10/2026
Can't wait for the Newshour this weekend so David Brooks can tell me how the *real* issue is people calling this racist or some nonsense.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/10/2026
Fun fact: seeking mental health care could make you ineligible for life insurance before the ACA.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/10/2026
PBS-fucking-newshour gives this guy a weekly segment to be out of touch and wrong about things. Truly embarrassing man on the regular.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/10/2026
My mind is still blown by this. Not just how linguistically interesting it is that the Korean syllabary is so deliberately designed... ...but also holy shit they nailed it. It really only does take about 10 minutes to get the basics. I've been frantically looking for Korean things to read today.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/10/2026
Please enjoy this aggressively local insult.
An image from an unsolicited political campaign text.

The image reads: "YES I-645 Repeal the Income Tax"

Pictured is a giant apple in a rural apple field, labeled "YOUR HARD-EARNED INCOME" with a bite taken out of it labeled "INCOME TAX".

I have responded: "Go shoplift an office chair you whiny fuckers."

Fun Fact: Income of those impacted by the millionaires tax is generally not hard-earned. Definitionally!
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/10/2026
The only time i was ever in court, at one point the judge quipped, "It's like Raiders of the Lost Ark -- you chose poorly." The rest of my time was spent fighting a fierce internal battle to restrain my pedantry. "Don't you dare correct this man's reference, Nick. Not The Time." I made it. Barely.
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Linda Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“ChatGPT, rewrite ‘Cats in the Cradle’ so it’s about what an awesome dad I am.”
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/10/2026
Don't you understand?! You'll only ever be able to buy a Stratocaster in stores! *Maybe* a second hand Ibanez if you're lucky.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/10/2026
Kinda takes the edge of their whole, "we're smol beans, come shop with us again. Remember Tar-gay? Good times, fellow woke children."
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
When I said I wanted to give your agent the finger, this is NOT what I meant!
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
The Leftist Dilemma
Screenshot of Clerks (1994). Dante and Randal are behind the counter of the Quick Stop, centered in frame.

Classic Impact Font Meme Template: "THIS JOB WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FUCKING CUSTOMERS."
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/10/2026
Who's that wipin' poop from his butt? D-O-M Mysterio? Gotta go.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/10/2026
Fucking hell. Nothing like having to chase down the recruiters after a month-long interview process, only to be given an unceremonious Dear John over email explicitly telling me there's no feedback to share. Fuck. New low bar.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/10/2026
LFG
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Squirtle Sax Squirtle
Alt: Squirtle Sax Squirtle He's groovin so hard on that sax. He's got them pointy triangular sunglasses for extra groove.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/10/2026
Today, from the depths of job hunting in 2026, I learned that Napster exists and is hiring. Oh boy, I wonder what they do now. Oh. Every AI grift known to man packaged in the most offensive way possible. Cool cool cool. Need to thread some of these later, because they're wild.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/10/2026
Crown jewel of many a late 90s/early 00s prank call sound boards. Usually sitting beside the equally sublime if perplexing, "lemme buy you a pack of gum. i'll show ya how to chew it."
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/10/2026
Still thinking about that Lanterns finale. The ADHD urge to write a overlong essay about John's "nature vs. nurture is a fucking cop out" philosophy...
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/10/2026
I look forward to next year when Skydance rebrands to whichever of its subsidiaries still has a modicum of nostalgia associated it. Fuck me if i know who that could be at this rate.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/10/2026
Congrats
Homer Simpson shows his kids the record "Bigger Than Jesus" by The Be Sharps.

Skinner, Homer, Barney, and Apu are recreating the Abby Road cover, but are walking on water instead of a street crossing.
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camhcom @camhcom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
darmok guy from space trek
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Rycar @rycar.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/10/2026
I don't remember the incident so much as the aftermath... Slept with a bamboo cross over my bed for much of my formative years, because dad couldn't wait for bedtime to get his Hammer Dracula fix, and Christopher Lee is terrifying. Don't know which, so let's go with "Brides". That windmill rules.
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