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Ryanthomjohn

@ryanthomjohn.bsky.social
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Hanging out in Seattle with my awesome girlfriend and our dog CRANKY Paloma. I’m either a Gen X or Elder Millennial- depending on who we’re mad at. Love videogames- anime- absurdity.

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 18h
The dude that just says “Dance” in Whitney’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” had the easiest job.
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👽IT’S TIME TO PLAY ALIEN ISOLATION👽 Perfect game for Halloween month! This is one of my favourite horror games of ALL TIME! LETS GOO!! twitch.tv/arrontko
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 01/10/2026
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
glad to see ME3 on there
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what is this haha omg
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best part of Fall and Winter is cranking my settings to Ultra when I play a game on my PC
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Silly fun store.steampowered.com/app/5241570/...
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Antivirus Survivors 2003 Professional: Supporter's Pack on Steam
Includes an exclusive Gold desktop theme. Does not add weapons, plugins, or extra gameplay. Buy this only if you want to support the game further.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean all the new endgame content really made endgame lame- cause whats the point except marketing all IMO
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Not Like This
ALT: Not Like This
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got a weird bag of shedded cheese that just had like the end of a block of cheese in it
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Queue “Circle of Life” - they’re actually impossible nuggets lol
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Its almost Fall, but in Seattle that means a lot of things - rained like crazy yesterday- perfect temp w sun today
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She is!
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Paloma could use a few more toys
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Dinner Dance
ALT: Dinner Dance
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kháris✨ cloud taming era ☁️ @kharisology.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not all heroes wear capes
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seattle just became the first city in America to ban grocery stores from engaging in surveillance pricing. This is a huge win for consumers against companies that abuse their personal data to rip them off. Watch former FTC Chair Lina Khan explain.
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The Shady World of Surveillance Pricing (Ft. Lina Khan)
Should corporations be able to weaponize your personal data to rip you off?Well, they may already be doing that thanks t
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
its a policy choice for sure, one probably involving lots of money :(
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stay cozy stay happy LFG fall!!!!
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You work for a corrupt official agfhrhhfhfhfhfj
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More layoffs youtu.be/wI1EgJ7VKb8
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The Jeff Gerstmann Show 224: Holding In The Reset Button 2K26
YouTube video by The Jeff Gerstmann Show
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the overall vibe of working in tech right now
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whenever I need a laugh this one delivers
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know it’s not, but Meet Joe Black still feels like isekai
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lower Decks is delightful reality show trash
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like adding to my tip on a food delivery when I didn’t pay extra for priority delivery puts an unnecessary moral dilemma on the the person providing a taxi for my burrito.
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think LinkedIn profile pictures should be how you square up for a visual confirmation of a purchase on your phone.
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Censoring the tiny non descriptive pixel penis in the switch version of Blood Dungeon :(
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Took a nap listening to a podcast and when it ended it started cycling through unfinished podcasts which are like the last minute and some change from each episode lol
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Haha was curious and went on door dash and a ghost kitchen wants 13 dollars for a plain grilled cheese
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah texture of breyers is trash
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They should update the reflecting pool in winter soldier to be puke green
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah it’s usually Tillamook for me but ya know when you’re in PNW it’s everywhere haha
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah that’s nuts- especially since the cheese is prolly Lucerne
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I saw a truck trying it but never a whole place that’s wild. I know there’s a few ghost kitchens on delivery apps that are all grilled cheese but it’s just Dennys and ihop
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Hugh Jackman: Look Into The Light
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Party time - just another hour of work
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Xbox is really dealing with some unnintendo consequences right now
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Secret Burger Kitchen in WA just selling à la cart sauce syringes 😆. We got food here today but I’m not a doctor so didn’t get a syringe
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Take that voters!
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This spider-man set goes pretty hard, but the build is super easy- I do find it funny Aunt May and JJ are on the train for some reason too
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
7 Degrees of Authenticating as Kevin Bacon
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 16/09/2026
one of my biggest pet peeves is when you set up 2fa and then they email you to confirm a new device. like BUDDY THIS IS LITERALLY 3FA I DIDN"T SIGN UP FOR THIS
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Picked this up because it’s weird
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@danryckert.com Fire Escape dead by daylight convo reminded me of this edit
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Collector's Beautiful Reaction
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