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Ryanthomjohn

@ryanthomjohn.bsky.social
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Hanging out in Seattle with my awesome girlfriend and our dog CRANKY Paloma. I’m either a Gen X or Elder Millennial- depending on who we’re mad at. Love videogames- anime- absurdity.

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this made me laugh
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This Through Daybreak box is something else- NIS fingerprint for sure “Yes- our game has butts” A) no other butt in that picture is as high def B) as a box artist photo it’s just terribly uninteresting
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
QTP with your current video game rotation
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got a weird bag of shedded cheese that just had like the end of a block of cheese in it
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Queue “Circle of Life” - they’re actually impossible nuggets lol
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Its almost Fall, but in Seattle that means a lot of things - rained like crazy yesterday- perfect temp w sun today
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Paloma could use a few more toys
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the overall vibe of working in tech right now
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whenever I need a laugh this one delivers
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Haha was curious and went on door dash and a ghost kitchen wants 13 dollars for a plain grilled cheese
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Party time - just another hour of work
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Secret Burger Kitchen in WA just selling à la cart sauce syringes 😆. We got food here today but I’m not a doctor so didn’t get a syringe
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This spider-man set goes pretty hard, but the build is super easy- I do find it funny Aunt May and JJ are on the train for some reason too
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Picked this up because it’s weird
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@danryckert.com Fire Escape dead by daylight convo reminded me of this edit
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m a decent cook but somehow a short order breakfast is all I make
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Paloma got two park walks today cause she has no thumbs, lacks agency and for that I make the time for her to live her best life
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Potatoes 🥔
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ninja woodfire may not look like much but it does the job for someone who wants to smoke something but not get super into smoking I need to upgrade this I’ve had it 3 years-Want the bigger version
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Haha my sad humming bird phone pic
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Enjoying the deck on this perfect sunny day in Seattle - also hanging out with some bees
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let’s gooooo
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This makes me laugh everytime
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mini Tutuola turned 40 today
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Made some ube pancakes 🥞
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This made me laugh
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Can you imagine if Robocop, Blind Fury, Commando, Last Dragon, and Over the Top brought their heroes into a multi billion dollar franchise?
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This lock screen makes it look like Paloma is in the next Christopher Nolan film
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes and could probably save some ocean boiling
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I saved this photo years ago cause it was the funniest thing
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Playin blood dungeon at the beach yehhh
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Paloma in her element
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Out n about on Vashon Island
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gonna have to side saddle this toilet at the Airbnb I’m at
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have a Hungover Garfield and a Hobbes
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Getting dragged
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ah I stuck with it
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reminds me of that weird Nintendo Switch Mario kart game
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Excuse you it’s only mid AUGUST
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Standard conversation over text while I’m out shopping for food
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I help run a studio size AirBnB and we love spoiling our guests dogs. That is how you use a 20 dollar pet fee- you use it to spoil the dog!!!🐕
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nextdoor is getting wild
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Great tacos tonight at a place I hadn’t tried yet
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Paloma is so cute and that is why I submit this image to the internet so it can live on forever
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Texas
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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mama told me there'd be days like this
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