Reposted by Ryan ParkerMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026IMO, you should not bring an iced coffee to your job interview at BYU 3521
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 18/08/2026College Football 27 is probably my last sports game. Just awful. 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 08/07/2026I want to know who asked for the AI to say "mmhmm" while you're talking 000
Reposted by Ryan ParkerJacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Whelp there is today’s healthy cry sorted 10537120
Reposted by Ryan ParkerDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN 0327133
Reposted by Ryan ParkerMad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"We need to teach them how to read, so they can read the Bible for themselves and become Protestant." [400 years later] "Ah shit, dammit, look what they've done. They've written 'Ulysses.' Jesus." 112414
Reposted by Ryan ParkerGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026This a wonderful read. It touches on something I've noticed, which is how walking or biking makes me feel more connected to my community, because I am seeing people and noticing things I never would in a car. In a car you are isolated, quite literally walled off from the world around you. 528660
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 05/12/2025I played both the Death Strandings, you gotta pick these up and use them as materials to rebuild the roads 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 25/11/2025The story of his generation. Counter culture borderline hippie in a traditionally conservative family who gets successful in business despite pissing off everyone he works with and them dragging him to the finish line, decides later in life that fascism is good because he’ll pay fewer taxes. 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 23/11/2025Meee and Mrs. Joooonesss We got a thaaaaaaaaang goin onnnnnn 000
Reposted by Ryan ParkerRobbie Richardson @londonmikmaq.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Tlingit artist Nicholas Galanin, “Architecture of return, escape (The British Museum)”, a deerskin map a floor plan of the British Museum and possible escape routes for various Indigenous cultural belongings held there. 192178874
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 17/09/2025Ads have to be a top 5 worst human invention of all time, right? 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 13/09/2025Oh hell yeahmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is smiling in front of a wrestler logoALT: a man with a beard is smiling in front of a wrestler logo 010
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 04/09/2025“Perfect Days” is a really beautiful film. I have lots of thoughts. 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 01/08/2025Treating myself to some new vinyl after a successful project completion 020
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 14/07/2025Still thinking about the absolutely insane experience I had finishing Death Stranding 2 last night. 110
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 14/07/2025Just finished Death Stranding 1+2 over the past few weeks, if you’re curious what kind of headspace I’m in 030
Reposted by Ryan ParkerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies 95113011120
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 19/06/2025media.tenor.coma man with glasses and a beard is saying oh my god i had no ideaALT: a man with glasses and a beard is saying oh my god i had no idea 020
Reposted by Ryan ParkerJane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/06/2025this is such a good representation of American Christianity 1561031678
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 09/06/2025Once again OKC’s defense is just fouling. As a Big 12 basketball watcher, I recognize this because it’s exactly what WVU does 000
Reposted by Ryan ParkerOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025beyond the thin veneer of concern behind all of these opeds is the much simpler truth that their authors desperately want to describe something that is very obviously their problem (fewer people want to post in the venues they like more) as though it were our problem 543303507
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 08/06/2025Look, “town square” social media is more profitable than “living room” social media. I suspect you know this already. People bitch and moan in town squares. 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 08/06/2025Modern billionaires are destroying society and politics because they decided not enough people like them. Mark is complaining that when he posts an unpopular take that people let him know about it. 030
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 06/06/2025OKC’s whole thing is getting away with fouling, so I don’t know why this is any different 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 04/06/2025I try to do inbox zero, but I let my personal inbox go over the weekend and I'm up to 72 e-mails and counting. Whoever decided that persistent e-mail marketing is the gold standard, will not see heaven. 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 31/05/2025I can’t stress enough how terrible that Captain America Brave New World movie is. I mean, plot is bad for even comic book movies. Editing is awful. Direction, everything is just miserable. 100
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 29/05/2025Really love having to deplane, change terminals, and reboard for 2hour late takeoff because of the @americanair.bsky.social aging fleet 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 28/05/2025I am begging a publication to run polling on Sankey and give us the net favorability by demographic 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 27/05/2025I just don’t know what a foul is in basketball, and that’s a major problem 010
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 23/05/2025media.tenor.coma man in a blue vest is talking to a woman in a plaid shirt who is asking him how he is doingALT: a man in a blue vest is talking to a woman in a plaid shirt who is asking him how he is doing 010
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 21/05/2025Lmao Democrats: unanimously vote for Republican appointees Aaron: stop saying Chuck Schumer is old :( 040
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 13/05/2025Newton’s 4th Law: for every “it’s so over,” there’s an equal and opposite “we’re so back” 000
Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 12/05/2025What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film? Before Rian Johnson got *divisive* due to Star Wars, he was doing cool stuff. A permanent top 5 for me, I was spellbound as a college freshman. m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81A... 000
