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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 18h
Baylor-BYU later this year for the “do we consider them evangelical?” bowl
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 10/10/2026
Wouldn’t be the first time French discontent led to real change in the US
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IMO, you should not bring an iced coffee to your job interview at BYU
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 18/09/2026
You think he knew this was in his future?
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 16/09/2026
*55 transfers
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 16/09/2026
This is cool and I’m excited to spend more time with it, and I’m not necessarily challenging the findings - but Mestemaker got reportedly around $7M from Oklahoma State, but their roster is under $20M with 91 transfers? That one stuck out
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 05/09/2026
A new HC should simply tell his best players to not fumble
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 18/08/2026
College Football 27 is probably my last sports game. Just awful.
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 29/07/2026
FWIW in her original post, she said it was a really good movie and valuable in terms of its cinematic value - she's just engaging with the movie in a scholarly manner, which is a credit to Nolan IMO.
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 29/07/2026
I would prefer it if Cody Campbell could like, buy the Texas Rangers, and leave college sports alone
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 08/07/2026
I want to know who asked for the AI to say "mmhmm" while you're talking
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Whelp there is today’s healthy cry sorted
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 30/06/2026
Last I saw league sources are assuming Kawhi trade partners are getting some kind of assurance from the League Office that he's not going to have any suspension
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 30/06/2026
Dawg lmao
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 30/06/2026
My jaw is on the floor
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 30/06/2026
Woweeee
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 30/06/2026
There's no way lmao what a save
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 30/06/2026
MOROCCOOOOOO
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 28/06/2026
Whole ass workday of concert going, no thanks
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 22/06/2026
The world having to watch the US in a World Cup Final would be like Purdue having to watch Indiana win a national championship - pure hell
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 14/06/2026
Y2K episode, Hank has a dream that he’s teaching Bobby to be a scared gopher afraid of going out even given the dangers
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 11/06/2026
6 DCs a week? You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 10/06/2026
Cognitive surrender, but just for managing my calendar
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 04/06/2026
“How now, gas man?”
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Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"We need to teach them how to read, so they can read the Bible for themselves and become Protestant." [400 years later] "Ah shit, dammit, look what they've done. They've written 'Ulysses.' Jesus."
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 23/05/2026
I’m mostly sad a good bit was derailed, but who among us can’t relate to “don’t bother me on a Saturday”
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 17/05/2026
Gob’s not on board
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 15/05/2026
Having the foresight and fortune to create a product feature that enters the public lexicon, then abandoning that advantage for… AI?
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 18/04/2026
bsky.app/profile/disc...
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 14/04/2026
They fix everything, wonder if they can fix that
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This a wonderful read. It touches on something I've noticed, which is how walking or biking makes me feel more connected to my community, because I am seeing people and noticing things I never would in a car. In a car you are isolated, quite literally walled off from the world around you.
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 20/03/2026
It just doesn’t seem like a good idea to have a contract value that high and not put in something explicit like a non solicitation clause. It’s also possible there is one, Harlan doesn’t want to sue because it’s bad optics, and so now he’s whining
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 01/03/2026
He would’ve been a boatswain’s mate, effective a janitor.
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 01/03/2026
No I was adding to the discussion for the others tagged.
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 01/03/2026
No man he was discharged immediately after surgery for lying on his intake forms.
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 01/03/2026
Small anecdote: Many moons ago, I was in boot camp with a guy who lied and held back the pain during medical screening to join the Navy with several broken vertebrae in his back. Once at boot camp, he finally complained about it so they found it and gave him surgery. He did this because of poverty.
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 09/02/2026
That was 100% Pedro Pascal, wasn't it?
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 07/02/2026
Once again the “but imagine if it worked” tactic somehow gets a sale
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 20/01/2026
What if AI were actually good at doing stuff, part 484721193
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 16/12/2025
Every argument for AI is always some version of “but what if it was good?”
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 10/12/2025
Literally balancing it in Death Stranding
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 05/12/2025
I played both the Death Strandings, you gotta pick these up and use them as materials to rebuild the roads
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 01/12/2025
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a basketball game is being shown on a television screen and a man says " i want iguodala "
ALT: a basketball game is being shown on a television screen and a man says " i want iguodala "
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 30/11/2025
People like using them and they’re genuinely useful *while they’re cheap or free. At the appropriate cost that satisfies the value chain? Maybe $100 per month for help writing emails isn’t so valuable.
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 25/11/2025
The story of his generation. Counter culture borderline hippie in a traditionally conservative family who gets successful in business despite pissing off everyone he works with and them dragging him to the finish line, decides later in life that fascism is good because he’ll pay fewer taxes.
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 23/11/2025
Meee and Mrs. Joooonesss We got a thaaaaaaaaang goin onnnnnn
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 17/11/2025
Mark Cuban!
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 14/11/2025
This sucks
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Ryan Parker @ryanparker.xyz · 11/11/2025
In the moment with present facts? Probably not. With hindsight? Shai + 5 picks for Paul George already looks real bad and will likely only get much, much worse.
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