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Ryan McGarry

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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 28/09/2026
Respect deez nutz, Mr. President.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 24/09/2026
Maybe don't poison President Xi with American food? Just a suggestion. I guess it wouldn't be the worst thing he's done to a foreign head of state.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 23/09/2026
That's especially stupid in a ward like ours! 🙄
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 22/09/2026
Let me check the personnel records on the darkweb.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 22/09/2026
No. Those are the percentages of actual voters, not eligible voters. Please do not insult my reading comprehension when you don't understand what you're posting. From your source: "In relative terms, voter turnout nationally in 2024 was 63.9 percent." 36.1% of eligible voters didn't vote at all.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 22/09/2026
2 questions for you: How many adult US citizens failed to cast a ballot in the US presidential election in 2024? Did their abstention contribute to the re-election of Donald Trump? One more if I may: Is it fair for people in other countries to see their apathy as a cause for concern going forward?
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 22/09/2026
2/3 of Americans either voted for Trump, or didn't even bother to vote at all. For people in other countries wondering if America should be expected to be any more reliable in the future this is an important consideration.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 22/09/2026
And what about the 1/3 of eligible voters who couldn't be bothered to vote at all? Do they not bear any responsibility?
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 22/09/2026
Correct. Y'all elected him twice. The problem isn't just him, but the 2/3 of Americans that brought him back into office after the first term ended in a sloppy coup attempt. Why should any country trust America for at least another generation?
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 21/09/2026
I'll never understand why this guy is so hellbent on trying to be the Jordan Peterson of agriculture academics.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 21/09/2026
The controversy he roiled on Rogan brought the show some its highest ever ratings. We're hoping he does the same for Canadaland!!
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 18/09/2026
They're shitty people that get off on the president being an asshole and bullying their perceived enemies.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 18/09/2026
Most Bluesky reply.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 17/09/2026
Two thirds of Americans said either 'Yes please, more Trump!' or shrugged and said 'whatever'. That's more than enough for me to have a very low opinion of the country as a whole. Of course there are many Americans I love, admire, respect, etc. But as a country? Nah, I'm over it.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 17/09/2026
Don't expect your neighbours to put too many eggs in a basket that can be so easily conned.
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 17/09/2026
New: Trump called crypto "thin air." Last year, he reported $1.4 billion in income from it. Buyers of his crypto? They're an estimated $4.7 billion underwater. I made an 8-bit game out of it— 📈 Play as Trump: you cannot lose money. 📉 Play as an investor: you cannot win.
thinairrealmoney.com
‘THIN AIR,’ REAL MONEY — The Trump Crypto Game
An 8-bit game about real money. Play as Trump: you only make money. Play as an investor: you only lose. Every figure is drawn from Public Citizen's report and the sources it cites.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
okay, the design of these posts!
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 15/09/2026
Remind us of which sides he's picking between, would you?
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 15/09/2026
Just print a trillion extra dollars. Easy peasy!
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 15/09/2026
Pffff jaunty scarves. Any self-respecting gentleman of an associate nation will be donning a cravat.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 15/09/2026
Agreed, and they're not allowed to mute you!
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Radio Canada International @rci.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jean Chrétien had a message for 'our American friends' while speaking at the 9/11 commemoration. 'Canadians are tolerant and kind,' said the former PM in front of the U.S. ambassador. '[But] never mistake our tolerance for lack of determination. And never, never mistake our kindness for softness.'
ici.radio-canada.ca
Jean Chrétien says ‘we bow to no one’ in stirring 9/11 speech in Gander, N.L. | RCI
'Never mistake our kindness for softness,' former PM says
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🚨SEND PETE HOEKSTRA PACKING🚨 269,331. That’s the current number of Canadians who signed the petition to ask the Canadian government to denominate Pete Hoekstra persona non-grata in Canada. As Canadians, there are NO EXCUSES not to sign this petition RIGHT NOW 🔗 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 09/09/2026
Or we could just let it kill us.
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 04/09/2026
I think they're peel-and-stick, so they can probably just be pulled off the walls.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 03/09/2026
Retro-inspired billing for online gaming!
static.klipy.com
AOL Dial-Up Connecting Screen
Alt: AOL Dial-Up Connecting Screen
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 02/09/2026
Some skeets deserve to be dogpiled. Like this one.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 02/09/2026
If the aliens ever call in their loans we're in real trouble.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 01/09/2026
And this time he really means it!!!
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 01/09/2026
So maybe in 2029, maybe never. Fair enough!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Matrix (1999)
The cast of Miramax rom-com The Matrix  (tagline - "How do you know when you've found the one?") smile for the camera, pretending they didn't just see Harvey Weinstein wink at them while he closed the door for a private meeting.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 31/08/2026
Yes. We can string the US along and hope that a more collaborative and reliable administration takes office in 29 months. The clock is ticking on them, not us.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 31/08/2026
Shame on you for mocking one of the greatest American minds of our generation.
Redditor /u/Difficult_Poet_5041 replies "yes, you should be glad of that. I'd excel at every conversation above you at all levels. for instance I am an American who converts metric system in my head. I'm also a history fan"
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 27/08/2026
Of course I can. That's exactly what I said.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 27/08/2026
It's not much, but self-awareness should count for something.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 27/08/2026
Only some see a pattern?
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 27/08/2026
Which war are you guys going to lose first? The war in Iran, or the war against reality?
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 26/08/2026
On the contrary, the cost of that extra i would be passed on to consumers.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 26/08/2026
How many times do we have to say it? This IS reflective of the United States! It's 2026, this is Trump's second term, and this is exactly what the United States is as a county.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 25/08/2026
"There's even a kind of twisted honour in committing yourself to drinking Wayne Gretzky's shitty rye in preference to delicious American bourbon, a way to affirm your love of country with each astringent, metallic swallow." Said no Canadian ever. Spare us the bullshit.
Donald Trump and Wayne Gretzky - Photo by Janet Gretzky /Instagram
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 25/08/2026
Some folks say rubbing your hands on stainless steel will take the odour away.
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 25/08/2026
Cool slogan, bro. What's the plan?
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 25/08/2026
Well that settles it. There's no domain left in which China can't outperform the United States of America. Not even in nonsensical American junk food brand crossovers!
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 25/08/2026
Americans love bullshit! It's no coincidence The Learning Channel devolved into The Loser Channel. There's nothing they love more than watching the dumbest people imaginable yell and scream at one another about exceptionally moronic bullshit.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 23/08/2026
The official House of Commons petition calling for US Ambassador Pete Hoesktra to be declared persona non grata and deported from Canadian soil has cracked a quarter of a million signatures: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
252,712 signatures
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Ryan McGarry @ryanmcgarry.ca · 24/08/2026
Canadian who once had an above average affinity for the US here. You are completely correct. The damage being done by this administration will last for generations. And the problem isn't just Donald Trump, it's also the nation that elected him.
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