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@ryanmb.bsky.social
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Middle aged dad in Snohomish County, have spent time in Nashville and D.C. but the PNW is home. I really like food and Seattle sports. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It was fun while it lasted but rats have discovered our bird feeder 😕 Other than not refilling until they’re gone, any tips?
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🎶 “Pink protein drink, I’m gonna keep on dancing with my pink protein drink” 🎤 🦄 Starbucks really missed a marketing opportunity here but I’ll be singing this all day anyway
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Eat shit, Rams
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I had to get white girl wasted after that Seahawks game
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This fucking game.
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Johnny Gargano: Just Be Normal!
ALT: Johnny Gargano: Just Be Normal!
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WITAF?
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, GTFO.
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Hoa. D @sphotog47.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmaooo Niners fan trying to see what. A SB trophy looks like 😂😂😂
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Spent all morning in the gym watching volleyball and all afternoon at the trampoline park. Nobody better complain when I watch football allllllllll day tomorrow
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Broncos should have had a video from Favre ready for when Stafford broke his pick-6 record 😂
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pro tip: I’ve been to a lot of sex parties - but if a gathering is “notorious for abuse”, it is not “a sex party.” It’s a RAPE party. A crime scene.
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When your receivers are JSN and Davonte Adams
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Funny Fantasy Football Victory Celebration
ALT: Funny Fantasy Football Victory Celebration
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A buddy just posted a video of him playing cornhole with Curt Warner at the stadium before today’s Seahawks game. #legend
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taylor pointing to her ring and saying “that’s my husband!” 😍
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First time I’ve ever seen a sack in flag football and it was my kid 💙💚 #proud
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just 23 seconds of a very happy squirrel eating a coconut
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Listening to the new Team Dresch album while I put together my new raised bed planters and realizing that I am that meme of middle aged people where your playlist doesn’t match your activities lol
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Am I the only person who didn’t know you could look up a destination in Google Maps and pin it to your lock screen to watch as the ETA changes so you know when to leave? Handy!
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just getting around to watching the Emmys from the other night. This opening number is 🔥
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
K9, my goodness
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Having a great first week of fantasy football….which does not bode well for the rest of my season lol
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the second time we’ve seen this little raccoon family show up in our yard. I’m not encouraging them to keep showing up but I’m not not encouraging them to hang out in our yard 🦝 by leaving plums from our tree on the ground
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the weird and foreign things about 9/11 to me was how little we knew about what happened here on the west coast. I learned about the attacks in my car on my way to work just before 8am PST - it had been hours since the attacks on the east coast but there was still so much we didn’t know
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear Democrats, You will never be able to triangulate your way through racism/sexism/transphobia, because pushing a lighter, politer form of bigotry is always a lose-lose proposition. The bigots want the uncut stuff, while normal people aren't drawn to cowards who sell out. Stand your ground.
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Matt Stafford and Davonte Adams combining for .5 points on my fantasy team.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait, this happened???
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well well well, they finally figured out how to change up the Pike Place fish throw segment.
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Naomi Tomky @gastrognome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The thing that might truly send me over the edge is the PTA at my child’s school illustrating every piece of information with bad AI art. Like, literally ask the kids to do it, they would be stoked! SAVE THE WORLD, USE THE FREE CHILD LABOR
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I didn’t just hallucinate that Drew Lock tush push, right?
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That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
ALT: That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My company has brought in a group of influencers for the week and they are taking them to the Seahawks game tonight in the suite and I am definitely not bitter or cranky about it. Nope. Not at all.
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🌲SpruceGoose🌲 @sprucegoose12.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She’s a crisis actor.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/09/2026
Perspective.
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The idea that sex testing 150K+ girls in WA state to keep 10-12 trans girls from playing sports is insane. Put rules in place for trans girls that address issues of fairness in competition, evaluate on a case by case basis if needed, but this is not the way to address any legit fairness questions.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good job, Seattle Times Editorial Board. Excluding trans girls from sports (or telling them they have to play with boys, which is the same thing) is ritual humiliation. www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...
IL 26-638 would send Washington back to the days of “femininity certificates,” when amateur women athletes, including Olympic athletes, had to carry proof that they had passed visual exams and chromosome testing that proved they were women. Under this proposed initiative, parents of girls as young as 12 could be subject to this violation of privacy.

The ballot initiative states that athletes “must provide, as part of the required routine sports physical examination, a health examination and consent form or other statement signed by the student’s personal healthcare provider that verifies the student’s biological sex, relying only on one or more of the following: The student’s reproductive anatomy, genetic makeup, or normal endogenously produced testosterone levels.”

Aside from the humiliation and violation of privacy, testing for genes and hormones isn’t cheap, which would keep girls without means out of competitive sports.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death.
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It me.
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PSA for parents, I signed the kids up for the Trump accounts earlier this year even though I wasn’t sure they’d be eligible for any free funds. $250 just showed up in each of their accounts. I loathe that man but $500 is $500 lol
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What is happening?
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was in the running to go to Nashville for a work project and I didn’t get picked and now I am sad 😔 Haven’t been back since we moved in 2017 and would have been nice to get to see some of my people
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s September Eve, there’s a bit of a chill in the air and I made butternut squash ravioli for dinner. Bring on Fall 🍂
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My cousin just put his latest home remodel project on the market. I wish I were in a position to buy it ❤️ redf.in/UWbVZx
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Kit @hoosierkit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Holy shit, they're trying to teach incels how to talk to women
DiscussingFilm on x
@DiscussingFilm
Players may need to learn how to maintain a relationship for GTA 6.

• Optional romance story between Jason & Lucia - managed by having the two spend time together outside of missions

• Ways to strengthen the relationship include going shopping, visiting hair salons & doing robberies together

• Ignoring text messages from the other may negatively affect your relationship

• When playing as one character, you can summon the other to help out

(Source: https://ign.com/articles/gta-6-new-gameplay-details)
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m not sure exactly what was happening here but this was quite the diverse circle happening in the living room tonight.
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Big bearded Mexican guy opened his Met jersey on camera to reveal a Dolly shirt, place went nuts
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Ryan @ryanmb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just remembered that shortly after I had top surgery a friend was having a birthday and for her party she wanted all her friends to put on a talent show. My gf and I dressed up as Kenny (her) and Dolly (me) and lip synched to Islands in the Stream. Trippy putting on fake boobs after surgery lol
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ron Swanson: Half-mast is too high. Show some damned respect.
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