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Ryan Kohn

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16h
The College Football Playoff
2015 tweet from @crushingbort: 

"Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz," Janet cried. "Where does it stop?" 8 Chainz frowned. "13 Chainz doesn't have time for
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm not looking this up but spiritually it feels like Justin Holl has more goals for the Caps in two games than Dylan McIlrath has scored in three years or however long he's been around
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pretty difficult to beat the defending champs when you're called for 7 penalties and the officials give Carolina a goal on a clear interference (when they wiped out a very similar Caps goals earlier in the game). Oh well. On to the next.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Justin Holl?????
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When I say I hate my favorite football team I mean it sincerely and intensely
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Two idiot teams maxing out every last bit of dumb they collectively possessed
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alex Tuch my hero
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh great now I’m emotional at lunch. Thanks a lot Ovi.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In retrospect it was cruel of the Commanders to let fans taste one incredible season only to rip away success and never give it back. You can't miss what you've never had. Now we will be forever yearning.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Caps are a wagon confirmed
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cole Hutson you are a nasty man
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good stuff @theathletic.com. When a backup QB is traded for a 5th round pick, that’s a telltale sign of a “blockbuster,” baby.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Insane that benching one (1) defensive player changed everything for the Commanders lmao
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🥹🥹🥹
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why am I being Owned like this
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you Fox for showing the Daniels injury 100 times, just to... rub it in? No one needs to see that again, I'm already sick to me stomach over here.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just another way the T-Rex and I are alike (short arms, big head, can’t stop eating whatever is in front of them, getting really into corduroy pants this year for some reason)
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Brendan O'Hare @brendohare
[in a normal speaking voice from top
row of football stadium] Good luck
today guys
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Clockgate back up, let’s go
Curt Cignetti looking intrigued
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/09/2026
Zelda players for decades now, every time there's a new Zelda game, even if it's an old Zelda game: This art is bad Zelda players once that game has been out for at least five years: That art was great
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
!!!
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's 1:15 a.m. and I'm watching UAlbany football on my laptop. All is right with the world.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sorry but this is completely insane. The bias is inherent!! It is not just in the words she writes but how stories are framed and what she chooses to write or not write. A journalism institution should know this!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this is real ball baby
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LETS GO BABY NATIONAL CHAMPS 66 YEARS AGO!!
Truman the Tiger hitting a bong on the dirtiest couch known to humankind.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Like Twitter, or the Gulf of Mexico, or the Kennedy Center when the President put his own name on it: you can just keep calling it Lake Ontario. No one can stop you and, frankly, a whole lot more people will know what you’re talking about.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social are you and the Fullcast gang familiar with Delicious Rock? Because it really feels like you should be: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBPp...
youtube.com
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit [cover by Delicious Rock]
YouTube video by Delicious Rock
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is a really old man complaint, but the amount of people these days who try to get on an elevator before seeing if anyone is getting off is staggering. We live in a society!
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Does ESPN want only the most annoying people on Earth watching their content
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This will be the last weekend without college football on for the rest of the year. Time to wrap up those projects.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
… wasn’t the USA Flag Football team boasting that NFL players could never do what they do at an international level? And now they’re out here getting roasted by a mid-tier Big 10 quarterback???
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think I just heard my wallet sigh Those stadium polos, good lord
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i know that's right
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For half a second I thought this dude was gonna hit the splits. If he had I would have bought his jersey on the spot.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A genuine LOL
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s an orangutan (?) and he’s screaming. And the text says “facial expressions can be used to convey a message.”
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The orioles, as always:
“DANGER: Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you’re dying”
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Orioles whenever they look like the worst team on earth, for some reason
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
In every Orioles game, one team is designated by god to be the dumbest team on the planet. No one knows which team it will be, and it can change by inning. But it is always one of them.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I was not ready for this to become The Tyler O'Neill Game
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m just gonna say it: Weezer could write “I Want to Hold Your Hand” but The Beatles could not write “El Scorcho”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m sure this England-Argentina game has been great, but I tuned in about 30 minutes ago, which means all I’ve seen is England absolutely getting its skull kicked in. Which is its own delight, in a way.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
*Guy who’s getting really into Weezer for the first time in his early 30s in the year 2026 for some reason voice* Man, those early Weezer records kinda go crazy huh
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I truly believe college football fans can do anything if enough of them try. Possibly only matched by the Sonic the Hedgehog fans who bullied a movie studio into making their favorite character look normal
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/07/2026
College football gamers have defeated capitalism
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Taylor Teagarden
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Every time I look at Caps lineup projections for this season:
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