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Ryan Kohn

@ryankohn.bsky.social
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alex Tuch my hero
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good stuff @theathletic.com. When a backup QB is traded for a 5th round pick, that’s a telltale sign of a “blockbuster,” baby.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Clockgate back up, let’s go
Curt Cignetti looking intrigued
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LETS GO BABY NATIONAL CHAMPS 66 YEARS AGO!!
Truman the Tiger hitting a bong on the dirtiest couch known to humankind.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s an orangutan (?) and he’s screaming. And the text says “facial expressions can be used to convey a message.”
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The orioles, as always:
“DANGER: Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you’re dying”
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Orioles whenever they look like the worst team on earth, for some reason
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Every time I look at Caps lineup projections for this season:
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When I’m coming back for one more year and also eating a gargantuan bowl of my own cereal:
Ovi eating a massive bowl of Ovi O’s with a massive spoon
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Roger Goodell to Brendan Soresby:
It’s a Wish Bone salad dressing ad with the header “How about a little smack in the mouth?”
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Maybe the power play will expand beyond “kinda just stand around and hope a defender forgets about you” now
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Can’t believe Ryan Leonard, Cole Hutson and Ilya Protas all play for the Washington Capitals
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Six months from now when the team finishes with a top-ten record but is fourth in the East and misses the playoffs by a game
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Me today:
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The Orioles, every year:
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The duality of man
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
No, they weren’t wrong. Look at this from the Monumental feed. Ridiculous.
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
…who is this reference of an obscure non-trade for a bad quarterback obvious to?
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
We hebben een serieus probleem
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Really upsetting to see how many former Washington quarterbacks don’t even have pictures available. These guys all played real, live games! I remember them and I wish I didn’t!
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Never been more back
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Judith Light doing a line of coke and saying “Hot Damn. Mama like.”
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The Commanders following up the best season of my life with this training camp:
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Me all season:
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
this basically killed me
NYT Reader's Choice ballot of The 100 Best Movies of the 21st Century, in no particular order
La La Land (2016)
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Annihilation (2018)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Casino Royale (2006)
In Bruges (2008)
Spirited Away (2002)
Columbus (2017)
The Worst Person in the World (2021)
Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Me to Guillermo for finally doing Mary Shelly’s masterpiece justice
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I mean,
Brent Johnson with a mustache and slicked back hair and a suitGuy Pearce in “The Brutalist” with basically the exact same look
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Extremely niche post but Brent Johnson, what is going on here my man
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
When the Orioles pitching injury news hits every Spring Training
Monkey sleeping, text reads “unfortunately im displaying behaviors, and acting in ways”
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
well,
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Already had to take a walk to calm down, Left Hand Up y’all, we’re hunting eagles today
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Hey @theathletic.bsky.social I think we get it
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Ryan Kohn @ryankohn.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
was trying to think of the dumbest first post possible. then I found this note I made to myself over a year ago for some reason
It's a note that has "Good Names" as the header and then "Beagle Dusty" underneath it. That's it.
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