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Ryan Charaba

@ryancharaba.bsky.social
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Writer, Storyteller, Game Master. HPU. Regis University.

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Stephen L. Thompson @oneoveralpha.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
After some time to think on the matter, I can't be the only one to feel like we missed a season of Stranger Things somewhere. The Epstein Files must be released.
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Michael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Oh, you mean he wants the architect of the misery of his people dead? How very strange. By the way, me and President Zelensky have that wish in common. Fuck Putin. Fuck Trump. And fuck you if you support either of them. Merry Christmas.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Roses are red, Violets are blue, White nationalism is incompatible with the gospel and whatnot
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fuck Henry Ford.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
This brings me joy.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If you wear clothes with buttons around your house, you can’t be trusted.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
A million dollars is almost a billion less than a billion dollars. —@jcombs.bsky.social
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
One thing that continues to make me happy... the number of people in the signing lines, often teens, who say they got into reading or got back into reading because of my novel Annihilation.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Preferably with the President in it.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
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Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
One war criminal down.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The criminals running the U.S. want: -To keep the government shut down -To have Social Security and the ACA fail -To starve, strangle or kill anyone not them -To use their country of slaves to enrich themselves endlessly These are WIN conditions, stop acting like they're misunderstandings.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I'd just like to point out: "I dislike #TTRPGs with death spirals," and "I need my #TTRPGs to have realistic combat," Are 100% in direct opposition.
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a man in a black coat is walking down a hallway with #theboys on the bottom
ALT: a man in a black coat is walking down a hallway with #theboys on the bottom
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Smashmouth is someone’s favorite band.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Just spending a nice quiet morning day-dreaming about the death of American Capitalism.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I’m pro-Miss Hannigan.
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We Have Always Existed: Transgender History @transgenderhistory.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Some men improve the world only by leaving it - Oscar Wilde, written in fridge magnet letters
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
im sorry blue check liberals but im not going to feel sorry for someone who went out like this
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
You’re brain has never seen light before, yet it tells you what light looks like. I think of this almost everyday. Or my brain does.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Nope. You’re a moron.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Totally fine with this
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I’m sorry, sir, but this is one of the best parts of the hockey season.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Today I chose the shoes I didn’t have to untie.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Right call
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Before you celebrate Easter this weekend, be sure you Google Eostre so you can see where your religion comes from.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
In!
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Turkey is the worst cold-cut.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
O! M! G!
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Someone was asking about specific #TTRPG trends by decade, and since 1989, they've remained essentially unchanged: -"Our game should be D&D instead of D&D!" -"Role playing NOT Roll playing!" -"A COMPLETELY NEW FORMAT!" -"We're ALL the GM/There is no GM!" -"It's like X, but even X-er!"
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’m genuinely excited for this book!
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Nope.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Just to clarify, as a customer, you don’t get to police a creator’s political views, whether they’re in the work or out of it. You don’t get a vote. If it bugs you, feel free to fuck all the way off. This is not a collaborative process. You buy the work or not. That’s your vote. That’s it.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
problem solved
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✰ @erikforrestjackson.com · 03/03/2025
Give this bit an Oscar
Standing in front of the painting “The Scream”:

Drew Barrymore dies at the start of this painting, doesn't she?
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Live to Die Podcast @livetodiepod.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Getting set up for today’s recording! So stoked to play some games with great people. (I’ve been meaning to do another time lapse of the podcast and recording setup for a while. Should we do more?)
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Live to Die Podcast @livetodiepod.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
There’s something special about the first few minutes of a a #ttrpg group sitting down to play. I’m still running on the excitement from our gaming and recording session over the weekend.
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Live to Die Podcast @livetodiepod.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I’m only allowed to respond to these amazingly kind words one way:
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two men in suits and ties are sitting next to each other in front of a map .
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i kind of bridle at the whole "welcome to the resistance" thing re bluesky. first, this isn't star wars. second, yeah yeah, it's better, but there's still only so much you can do on social media and also bluesky could change.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Solid ethos
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
So, anyways, I'm a novelist not a nature photographer and my latest, Absolution, is about a man and his pet gator and all the misadventures they get up to out in the swamp. Along with the piano playin' wise-crackin' Old Jim. Pick it up if you like lighthearted, jocular tall tales.
cover of Absolution with alligator and sunflowers
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Just like the "3.5 Star Chinese Food Rating Theory," I feel like the movies I like the most, overall, are all rated 6.6 on IMDB.
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Benjamin Percy @benjaminpercy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
One month has 28 days, and some months have 30 or 31 days, but January distinguishes itself for having one thousand million days.
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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This is still the best summary of online TTRPG discourse ever written
thomas violence @thomas_violence 
now that wizards of the coast has lost all its good will theres a bunch of people being like "FINALLY now youre group that has been playing D&D for 14 years can switch to FishBlade, the diceless storytelling game where the party controls one fish with a knife"
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Say a locksmith comes to a character's house to open a locked door in your novel. Guess what? Unless that person figures into the novel later, or the interaction has some other meaning, just cut to the effin' door being open. No one gives a flying f*ck about the locksmith in this context.
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Ryan Charaba @ryancharaba.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I can barely sleep!
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