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@russenoire.bsky.social
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artist, writer, singer, chef. swiss army person & brazen generalist. into a great many things i was told i'd outgrow. fuyuu-suru-uzuki.tumblr.com russenoire.tumblr.com

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For anyone wondering what makes me laugh, I am all about that apple tier list. This guys describes apples like an eldritch horror that has eaten the words that we need to describe it.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FOX: We’re active with Iran—how do you get out? El-Sayed: You don’t get in in the first place. We had an agreement that had contained nuclear weapons. We did not need to do this, so the first time the dunce got elected he pulled back on the agreement.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think an aspect worth examining of all of this is how much gAI use highlights that people in positions of power are often not actually doing the work but getting someone else to do it and not looking too closely at the results And from that perspective, of course gAI looks like it's revolutionary
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John in Western New York @johnwalczak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus. I love this for them.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Rona Altana @ronaaltana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it
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Safer for Teens, Same Discord for Adults
We’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Philadelphia family just bought their first home with a $10,000 first-time homebuyer grant funded by a group of Quakers It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations
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A Philly family bought their first home thanks to reparations from Quakers in Germantown
Green Street Friends Meeting, a Quaker congregation in Germantown, pledged to spend $50,000 a year for 10 years as part of its reparations work. It’s helping Black Philadelphians become homeowners.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just passing along this PSA beige.party/@Anomnomnoma...
“In the latest fuck you to people who bought
Ed Sheeran tickets... the promoters are refusing refunds on the tickets purchased.
However... banks are allowing chargebacks if you used a debit card and credit card companies will allow a section 75 claim because you are not getting what you paid for.. meaning that because Macklemore and other support acts are no longer performing... you aren't getting what you actually paid for when you bought the tickets... which is grounds for a refund.
So get your refund, and consider donating it to a charity that supports Palestine.”
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Kenna Alexander @kennaalexander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's frustrating to see wave after wave of literal dog-shit come out of Hollywood - budget and blockbuster - but I keep getting told by media executives that Coyote & Crow isn't viable for film or television because they can't get their head around the concept of Indigenous Futurism.
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Reservation Dogs Ndn Police Officer Double Take
ALT: Reservation Dogs Ndn Police Officer Double Take
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gotta love how "incremental change" looks like "you have to vote for the genocide of minorities" one year, and the next year it's, "you have to vote for genocide against your own self" this year.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Editor: I'd like a story that combines Americans' hatred of artificial intelligence, their fears about the environment, their antipathy toward data centers, and their angst over inflation driven by dwindling fuel supplies. Reporter: Got ya covered, boss. Need anything else?
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The New York Times

GIVE THE TIMES

Data Center's Spill of 5,000 Gallons of Diesel Forces N.J. River Cleanup The fuel poured from a storage tank at a large data center in Secaucus, N.J., into a tributary of the Hackensack River.

Listen • 5:15 min
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🕸 @gastropode.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my historically inaccurate yuri #jaadugar #チ
a chibi of sitara from tenmaku no jaadugar and jolenta from orb on the movements of the earth sitting together and holding hands
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I noticed this too, and this has to be one of the most user-hostile changes I've seen to shove gAI into everything Replacing the New Tab button with a chatbot assistant is how you get "We have a bajillion monthly AI users!" when people fucking hate your product
Mobile Chrome toolbar with a Gemini icon where the new tab button used to be
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BREAKING NYT: Investigators may have broken state laws under the direction of top Trump Homeland Security leaders by posing as voters as part of an expansive effort to find noncitizens on the nation's voter rolls, according to a federal whistleblower's account just released.
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Whistle-Blower: Federal Agents May Have Broken State Laws in Search For Voter Fraud
Agents expressed concern about being directed by top Homeland Security leaders to use private information to look up voter records in state databases.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can also watch this very short film I helped make to have a taste of what happened in this case: vimeo.com/221684059?fl...
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Joan Little - Survived and Punished
In 1974, Joan Little was charged with first degree murder after she stabbed a prison guard who sexually assaulted her at Beaufort County jail. Joan’s case became a national cause for prisoners’ rights...
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
two years ago, i was allowed to use the women's room at the airport no problem. now, the texas state government can fine the airport thousands of dollars if i use the women's bathroom.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fuck it foster the people live at the late late show with craig ferguson 240p. listen to this shit right now
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Iconic part of my childhood was watching the Carol Burnett show every week and watching the cast try not to break during moments like this. THIS moment? My entire family was on the floor, dying laughing. RIP Bob Mackie, who always understood the diva assignment.
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PZ Myers @pzmyers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called? A: The heart? Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
Hideously bad AI illustration
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Working Class Zero @eons89.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Have they rolled out women 2.0 with the front butt feature yet?
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Luce Northstar 🔞 @lucezozzerie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tumblr is having a great one about this, little masterpiece of a post I'd say
first post reads: Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you. 
reblog reads: "you're less internet savy than a 13 year old mormon" is a diabolical thing to say to someone, I support it
original: tumblr.com/silverwolf1249/825380941390348288
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i’m just ken @shepardcdr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Ironwolf6464 (Borzoi Era) @ironwolf6464.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Technical Fy-el @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They found Popeyes. 😭
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matteoB @matteob.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
out on July 31, 開戦前夜 The Eve of War (Ishii Yuya) is a movie about the "Total War Research Institute", a group formed in 1941 to predict the outcome of a possible war with the U.S. and other countries. The group predicted almost certain defeat, but... /1 youtu.be/65Pk_HopvyA?...
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映画『開戦前夜』本予告【7月31日(金)公開】
YouTube video by 東京テアトル公式チャンネル
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James Beckett @kickthebeckett.com · 11/04/2026
Okay, y'all, I need you to check out the new Fist of the North Star anime on Amazon Prime right now. Not because it is good. God, no. It fucking sucks. But the English dub... The English dub contains what may be the single worst performance I have ever heard in an anime. It is miraculous.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Well, I guess Youtube's not ALL bad.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Getting to the age where this kind of thing makes me laugh.
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minus8 archive🔞 @chtkghk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Good news: America's over
Paper plates at walmart, presumably celebrating America's 250th anniversary, but it just reads "United States of America, 1776-2026"
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Doing nothing use to not feel like a failed business transaction. Sometimes we use to just sit down & not feel bad about it.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
McDonald's advertising is getting kind of scary isn't it?
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I can never decide if having a whole tube TV wall is the coolest thing ever or the lamest thing ever. I think it's the Bookshelves that make it lame? Like having 10 TVs playing an anime is cool, but the second you see a DVD shelf & some figurines it tips into being sad. Someone explain this.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I understand it's impossible to save ALL lost media, but you can fit the majority of all written books on a single Blu-ray Disc. Isn't it a form of vanity to say the things you like will never be of use to anyone? The best book ever written has probably been created & Re-lost lost 1000s of times.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Japan warned the world was bursting to the seams with data, but it's not up to us in the present to decide what the future finds valuable. Erasing media robs the individual of that decision. Save what you care about. The future is shaped by those who plant trees who's shade they will never sit in.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I remember going to an anime convention around 2008 & the entire crowd quoted this line for line.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I gave this a review on letterboxd. It was thoroughly forgettable in all the ways that matter. Apocalypse Hotel was better by almost every metric & I haven't seen a single so called "Award Show" so much as mention it.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
There's a Game Boy on display at the Chicago Fossil Museum. I have never felt older than I do right now.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Watching things did NOT use to be an endorsement. Back in the day, we didn't watch Ninja Scroll going "I support attacking Villages with BEES". It was understood those were just movies. Now, you have to internalize that, & be "The Demon Bee Guy Apologist" & that's your life now.
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Elin Winkler @doronjosama.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The late great Toren Smith once regaled us with a tale of an event that occurred during the translation/localization of one of the extra smutty Ghost in the Shell arcs; when asked "Why all this sudden fanservice?" Shirow replied "Ah, that was when I didn't have a girlfriend!" 😆
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St.Jaws🔞 @only-jaws.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A Quiet Moment 2025 Marshall
Drawing of a man gently masturbating while wearing a flower crown
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Charlie Mac @charliemacsart.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
To be fair, Beauty and the Beast was nominated for Best Picture. The Best Animated Feature category was likely made to prevent an animated film from getting that close ever again. Since then only Up and Toy Story 3 have been nominated for Best Picture iirc
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SherbetAlex @sherbetalex.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Even better: One of them has virtually no dialogue and was animated entirely in Blender. Free software won an Oscar.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The last four animated feature Oscar winners have been quite diverse picks now that Disney/Pixar has lost its stranglehold on the category
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