Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Found out a family left a phone recording (audio only) while I was doing a procedure in a patient room. I'm not at all worried, because I'm not an ass hole to patients ever--but that's just gross and weird. End rant. 010
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 26/07/2026A story in 4 photos... Some observations... -Strap anchors are trash -The person at the hardware who has helped me the last two weekends deserves a raise -Floating shelves are actually pretty easy to hang when you have the right tools/hardware -My house is about to get a bunch of floating shelves 000
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I have kind of an interesting dilemma for all my medical folks. My good friend has a medically complex kid trach/vent/g-tube etc. He's outlived his life expectancy by YEARS and is doing great Her son asked why someone should go on life support (heard it somewhere). 100
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPAArrianna Marie Planey, PhD MA @arrianna-planey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'm tired of the hypervigilance that comes with knowing that public health is being dismantled and preventable outcomes are becoming more prevalent. 317138
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Sometimes when other consultants in the hospital are dicks, I enjoy being disgustingly nice and appreciative for their time and expertise. Mmkaythanks buddy. 😘 100
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPAVitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25/06/2026If anyone out there is writing a healthcare romance novel I give you permission to use “wetter than the last wipe in a purple top container” 88214
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPADarth Doctor Pete MD FAAP @darthdrpete.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Pediatrician Here 👋🏻 Cherry Picking the one study that you Think supports your conspiracy theory while simultaneously ignoring decades of evidence and data to the contrary is Peak logical fallacy. 082
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026One of my attendings referred to the cost of a medication to the patient as the "financial toxicity" and this is one of my new favorite terms. 110
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPAElizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Listen up: I am one of those rare sex assault victims who actually took the guy who did it to court. It was a local scandal that put my initials on the front page of the local paper (not my whole name because I was a minor). You have no idea what happens to women on the stand or in the press. 10058251059
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 04/04/2026We have a new Thai food truck in town. This is BIG news in rural Maine. To order, you can send them a facebook message, which I did today. Got a message back a few minutes later that said "it's ready, my mom just finished cooking it!" ...if that didn't melt my cold dead heart 🥹 040
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 15/03/2026ATTENTION!! The rural medpups (and Clyde) met cousin Telos today! 😍🥰😍🥰 020
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I don’t think the education around antibiotics and thrombocytopenia is adequate… I feel like that’s half our consults. 😛 110
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPAsher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote. 645253998362
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 25/01/2026“I’m not mad” and “are you ok?” Are not things domestic terrorists say… 000
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPARyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Maybe reducing healthcare coverage and increasing drug prices while also increasing preventable diseases and shuttering healthcare facilities will end up working out well 610815
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Anyone else still reflexively saving N95’s after use “just in case”? Just me? 🤣🤣 030
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPADr. Canuck, MD @drcanuckmd.medsky.social · 14/01/2026Right wingers during COVID: “Do not comply!” Right wingers after a mother was murdered: “She should have just complied.” 2377
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPAChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/01/2026A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims. 13964282922587
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPACharles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 03/01/2026And once again: ALL OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF A TINY PERCENT MORE OF THE POPULATION HAD JUST FILLED IN A LITTLE OVAL NEXT TO THE BLACK LADY’S NAME. We ALL fucking warned EVERYONE, but too many didn’t listen or shrugged it off. 10584149
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 03/01/2026“Having just pardoned the former president of Honduras, Juan Hernández, who was convicted by a jury for trafficking drugs into the United States, we will now prosecute Nicolas Maduro for trafficking drugs into the United States” 15512
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPAAmy G Dala, MD @amygdalamd.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Us/US: hopefully 2026 will be better 🙏 Tr*mp: here, hold my aspirin 0112
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 28/12/2025It’s quite telling that every week we hear that this incompetent fool is “close” to finding a relation between vaccines and [insert malady of the week]. It’s almost like we are grasping at straws. Yet somehow this is still fueling anti-vaxxers. 000
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Apparently the holidays wore us out. (We did absolutely nothing, it was just a long weekend for both of us) 130
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPAGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/12/2025This message hits hard. 8094514814217
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPAShematologist, MD @shematologist.medsky.social · 21/11/2024How to make friends with a hematologist Chapter 1 1. Order a peripheral smear before they ask 2. Never get a CBC without a diff 3. Stop the heparin before you call for a HIT consult 4. NEVER order MTHFR 5. Order a reticulocyte count before you consult for anemiamedia.tenor.coma man in a striped shirt is talking to another man and says did we just become best friends ?Alt: a man in a striped shirt is talking to another man and says did we just become best friends ? 3834927
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Is there a single problem in the US that isn’t directly tied to the fragile (white) male ego? Like, honestly. 010
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Ok #medsky Talk to me about hospital systems in AZ and NM with good #hematology #oncology groups. I am DONE with New England winters 211
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 01/12/2025It’s that time of year again!! #HCWvsHunger 053
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 23/11/2025We emptied all the frozen veggies from the freezer into a massive Tupperware, along with the rest of the chicken burgers cut up, the last of a bag of rice, the rest of the Japanese barbecue sauce and are calling it meal prep for the week (well, the first few days). 🤷🏻♀️ 000
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Something that caused significant stress for a patient this week. Instructions: Take 1000 mg of acetaminophen every 8 hours. Patient sent home with 325 mg acetaminophen tablets, without further explanation. Just little things that we don’t think about. 🤷🏻♀️ 010
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Update: Ivermectin STILL does not cure cancer. SIIIGGGHHHH 010
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 17/11/2025“Oh man, now they have fungal bacteremia?” Me, to my attending this morning. 🙃 I quickly corrected myself but we had a nice little chuckle about it. 010
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 09/11/2025The attitude in this one is strong. (Ignore the Berner tumbleweeds 🥴) 032
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Clyde was very upset that I tore apart the house to paint today. 020
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Just wanted to throw this out there for those who aren’t aware but ivermectin DOES NOT cure fu$&ing cancer. Holy hell. 000
Reposted by Rural(ish)Heme/OncPATin Foil Awards @tinfoilawards.bsky.social · 28/10/2025We need to make #Obama2028 trend 052
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Consult: “need help” There was more to it, but more or less boiled down to this. 000
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 16/10/2025“Do we have arsenic on formulary?” -a question I never imagined myself asking. 🤣🤣 010
Rural(ish)Heme/OncPA @ruralfmpa.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Petition to bring back the Snuggie. Just saw a patient who had one with cuffed sleeves and everything. THIS is the kind of energy we need in 2025. 000