Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the Volatile Anomaly in Control Resonant is pretty cool if you spec into summons on the skill tree. let it do its thing and suddenly half the enemies are stunned and you can just chain executions. I haven’t even tried the other abilities yet, I love it too much 001
Reposted by Jake BRanged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying. 1398102
Reposted by Jake BBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yeah, but this happened in an important football game 133313
Reposted by Jake Blex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 14/09/2026I had a really thoughtful chat with two of the leads on the upcoming Hellraiser: Revival and touched on everything from reverse engineering the audio effects on Doug Bradley's voice for Pinhead, all the way to avoiding demonizing kink and BDSM as they try to respect Clive Barker's original works.shacknews.comHellraiser Revival's developers are aware that Clive Barker's work requires a deft touch'We knew right from the start that we didn't wanna demonize BDSM.' 512931
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 14/09/2026this is one of the sickest video game trailers I have ever seen. watch with the sound on 020
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I knew it was time to give up trying to get my kid to like Star Wars when, after showing him various age appropriate Star Wars stuff, I heard one of his friends talking to him about it and he said “oh yea, my dad really likes Star Wars” 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Clemson trying to take a page out of Georgia Southern’s book” lol 010
Reposted by Jake BBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026it's interesting to watch Alabama remember they have really good football players on their team 81437
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 12/09/2026so is it just me or is the Lane part of the dr pepper commercials uncomfortably close to a drunk driving joke? 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 12/09/2026so… is Diablo ever gonna show up in Diablo IV or what 000
Reposted by Jake BHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I know that face Our empress is learning so much about Warhammer tonight  1071361
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026this reinforces my thesis that if your open-world game has frictionless fast travel, it probably didn’t need to be an open-world game 110
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026stalker 2 has really sunk its hooks into me at this point. it does the thing I love most in an open-world game: it makes me learn the rhythms of a dangerous landscape and think about the logistics of travel through that landscape 030
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I can’t really decide how I feel about the visuals in the Zelda remake. setting those aside, the big question for me is that if it’s essentially the same game with a coat of paint and a seemingly needless jump button, then what’s the point? I can just play the original. 010
Reposted by Jake BDimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡 3867672314
Reposted by Jake Blex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 04/09/2026My first piece for @kotaku.com sees me document the rather surreal experience of demoing a game funded by a government that would have me executed for being trans. kotaku.com/the-1001-thr...kotaku.comThe 1001 Threads Of Mizan Director Avoids Answering A Simple Question At Gamescom - Kotaku'This is a really decentralized company. We completely decentralized' 501484537
Reposted by Jake BBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 04/09/2026the american dream is to be struck by a car in a nonfatal way that generates a life-changing amount of financial compensation 322080649
Reposted by Jake BBen Rothenberg @benrothenberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Carlos Alcaraz said he added a second shirt today because he’d grown tired of seeing his own nipples. 1318725
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026the Sony “you don’t own your games” stuff is exactly why I’ve always refused to pay for games unless/until they are released in a DRM-free version. weird to have a major corporation vocally justifying that position. 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 01/09/2026this is not true about Camp Miasma despite people claiming that it is, but if a movie can only reach people who have actually experienced the things that it is about then it is a failure as a movie 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 31/08/2026that said, it suffers from the gauzy effect I see in every UE5 game. Everything looks just a little fuzzy and oversaturated. 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 31/08/2026due to some non-traditional installation methods I ended up accidentally playing the beginning of STALKER 2 on both the 2.0 version and the 2.0.4 version and the difference is night and day. Went from pretty rough stuttering in open areas to running almost completely smoothly on the same settings. 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 31/08/2026at a friend’s housewarming and his girlfriend just said “He’s weird about the floors, he got onto me for my Beyblades” 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 30/08/2026love the Caves of Qud solution to this of “literally every fucking thing represents a faction you have reputation with” 030
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 30/08/2026arguing about a twitch streamer on bluesky is the biggest development in the field of time wasting since the invention of lollygagging 000
Reposted by Jake Bmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026in a sense my entire experience of being a man has been watching other men feed themselves into threshing machines and having the guys look at me like i'm stupid when i ask why 4589131
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I recently facilitated a game of The Quiet Year for some middle/high schoolers at my son’s school and I was so moved by how they responded and the ideas they came up with. To call it a masterpiece of the form is honestly underselling it. 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I feel like the “GTA 6 fatigue” discourse highlights how few true blockbuster games there are now. This sort of coverage was commonplace in the 2000’s/2010’s 000
Reposted by Jake Bdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo 168161098
Reposted by Jake Bcrankscorpio.bsky.social @crankscorpio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026disgusting individuals we cannot allow inside the Democratic tent 09311
Reposted by Jake BMaddy "Boo!" Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026I will no longer be using alt text on all of my images, although I will do so on most of them. I no longer trust BlueSky moderation not to use alt text in order to censor whatever content they prefer based on—apparently—momentary whims. Using an accessibility tool in this way is repulsive. 26118
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I think I have a “being a boyfriend” kink. You want me to install some shelves? oh yea baby. tell me you want to stroke my thigh while idly scrolling your phone as I drive us to the vintage market 000
Reposted by Jake BSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024453751
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 20/08/2026can’t read the whole thing because of the paywall, but this article seems to ignore the gaming niche of “something to play while you scratch your girlfriend’s back as she watches her shows” 040
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I don’t have a current console and am not a huge GTA guy, but I have to be honest my reaction to the cars needing gas is 10000% the sickos meme. thats my shit right there 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026in college one of my friends wanted to get drunk on a Tuesday and brought vodka and orange juice. we committed to doing it every week and calling it Screwsday. somehow it became a campus-wide tradition. around 50 people slamming screwdrivers (or whatever) every Tuesday night 010
Reposted by Jake Bmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What a cool title, perhaps you should wishlist this store.steampowered.com/app/2771630/...store.steampowered.comProject C██████ on SteamPreviously announced as Project C, PRECOGNITION is a new live-action sci-fi horror game from Sam Barlow (IMMORTALITY, Her Story) and filmmaker Brandon Cronenberg (Possessor, Infinity Pool). See the fu... 927274
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 10/08/2026one of the less beloved @greatdismal.bsky.social characters 000
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 10/08/2026when the bear in the 500 Finger Fillet demo said “No one is making you do this” to me at 4 am this morning it blasted my stoned ass across the room 0311
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 09/08/2026bluesky really undersold the Mario Galaxy movie to me. just finished it and it is significantly better than the original and all around pretty great. why were people so down on this one? 010
Jake B @rudemechanical.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I’ve never experienced anything quite like #1000xRESIST. each chapter answers a bunch of questions while asking a bunch of new ones and each time both the questions and the answers are more exciting than the last. what a thing. 211812
Reposted by Jake BBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/11/2023Let me save you some time...I will never "subscribe to unlock." I will never create an account 17986143
Reposted by Jake Bwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/07/2026there needs to be more room in the discourse for people who think Chris Nolan is merely pretty good at making movies (admittedly he’s on an upward trajectory recently) instead of The Best or The Worst 4274
