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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I actually started getting ready for bed before midnight, so y'all get a bonus, as a treat 🧡🌬️

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Forgotten Island: fantastic, gorgeous, definitely not made primarily for kids, lots of ugly crying, 10/10.

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Meanwhile... Ole Miss what the fuck???

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Harvest Moon Bullshit Iowa is too powerful

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Never schedule Iowa on a full moon again, please

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This is such a good, stress-free game to be listening to as I drive into Atlanta...

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Go for it, what are they gonna do about it?

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Okay, offense - no backward, only forward, plz

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Allllll of that, just to punt it away. Well, welcome to the B1G

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Whittingham & Ferentz working to burn all 6 timeouts before 10 minutes of game have elapsed, I guess that's better than not using them?

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Oh for fucks sake why can't we just wear a normal fucking uniform combo??

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AHAHAHA YOU CRAZY VOLUNTEER FUCKS

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Seeing "fall warbler ID" posts featuring several nearly-identical species and thinking "they never look that similar to me", thinking about how the most well-known bird illustrators (Audubon, Sibley, etc) are men, and connecting that with how women are typically better at color differentiation...

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Apparently I really need my wife around to keep me from getting hopelessly waylaid by a prolonged conversation with a market vendor who also has powerful ADHD 🙃

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Fuck. I really need to get some thickness in these thighs, and I know what that means, but I need a leg day buddy 😔

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Anybody have good suggestions for a place in ATL to watch the 3:30 slate tomorrow?

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Oh, what's that, the Harvest Moon is tomorrow? Thanks, I'm already well aware, my commute to work was an extreme endeavor in evading my ultimate reaping, the roads are Death's domain today

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When you hit that one episode in late S1 of TNG and you absolutely don't want to watch it but know you can't skip it because it's the last time you'll see a certain security officer alive...

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I actually started getting ready for bed before midnight, so y'all get a bonus, as a treat 🧡🌬️

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Well, shit. Ran out of daylight before I got more than one good attempt in... Guess it's either gonna be a really luck night or it'll be a spin through the (admittedly robust) archives 🤷‍♀️

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Block whomever the fuck you want to, as always, but... It's always incredibly funny to me when dudes* with "trans rights" or similar in their bios block me right after a saucy post of mine breaks contain. What, not clocky enough for you, gents? Need me to hang dong or GTFO?

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Damn, now I need some new boots and one of those fuzzy sweaters that doesn't quite cover my entire ass, wtf

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

THESE BOOBS ARE JUST FOR MY FRIENDS, AND MAYBE NICE PEOPLE WHO TIP THEIR SERVERS, AND NOBODY ELSE

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Hey, you creepy fuck, you best know the rules: If you scan through my media tab and like posts that are more than a couple days old, you gotta pay - $5 tip/like for pics in the past 2 weeks, $10 tip/like for anything older than that.

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Okay, so: 1) the setting to stop posts from showing up in algorithmic feeds does absolutely fucking nothing, especially because it seems to just... Turn itself off? 2) I hate people now, thank you. 3) lolllll, you fucking wish, buddy. The next surgeon involved in my life would be the first!

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Fuck it, we could all use a boost, right? ✨

Callie selfie, bathed in low warm light. She's looking down at the camera with a flirty half-smile on her glossy lips and a glint in her eyes from behind her clear glasses. Her voluminous and feathery brunette waves during her face except where tucked behind her left ear. She's wearing a light-colored flannel shirt with a blue and pink plaid pattern, and it is completely unbuttoned, showing free reign for her decolleté, which is adorned by a small rainbow moonstone pendant above a larger pendant featuring a pearl within two brass rings and a white round stone at the end of a brass rod which is resting on the curve of her left breast. The leaves of a tulip poplar are tattooed on her underbust, black line work and shading just stretching up into view.

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I could possibly be enticed into sharing a small taste, since I'm alone and wanting to feel cozy...

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