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It’s Britney, bitch! Basically three feral raccoons in a trench coat.

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JOE MACLEOD 666 @joemacleod666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ALL GAMES ON REGULAR TV FOR ALL PEOPLE SEEING AS WE'RE THE ONES WHO PAY FOR THE FUCKING STADIUMS
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This experience is very similar to what happened to us a few years back in Mexico with Sun Counts and it sucks! We also thought we were maybe being kidnapped! It's truly not difficult to communicate well about what's going on, airlines. Details shared calmly and transparently go a looooong way.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m still aghast about the entire rabid bat story.
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Adam @mnorthstar82.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m a 44 year old midwestern cisgender white guy dad and business owner and supporting my trans friends, neighbors, and colleagues is not at all controversial. In any way. Period. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. Pick a motherfucking side @democrats.org It ain’t that hard.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is it always raining on the rare occasions when I have someplace to be in downtown Minneapolis?
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This new Venmo layout is giving me Tom’s Top 8 flashbacks.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imma need autumn to last for four months. Do not test me.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm going to need Lift Bridge Brewing to release that Hard Cherry Coke for purchase outside of the State Fair. I NEED IT.
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Ryan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 07/09/2026
Confirmed, the correct length of a weekend is three days.
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👻Kennedy reads spooky books @kennedy-reading.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Regular reminder that death of the author and separating the art from the artist are both tools to analyze the art, not an excuse for you to keep giving money and attention to people who will use that to harm others.
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Sarah Gollust @sarahgollust.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes, by all means, finish putting gas in your car at Costco and then organize and clean your car at the pump while this long line of people waits on your ass.
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Baby in Car Seat Makes Funny, Skeptical Face
ALT: Baby in Car Seat Makes Funny, Skeptical Face
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can’t wait to read this! Let’s go!
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trent Crimm is wearing an Enya t-shirt in the latest episode of Ted Lasso. Iconic.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m just a Minnesota girl, standing in front of Canada, asking them to annex her state.
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 27/08/2026
I've decided that the Top the Tater map is the correct map of the midwest.
A map of MN and surrounding states.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Highly recommend going to the State Fair on Wednesday when you can attend the 4-H Llama-Alpaca Costume Contest at 6:00 p.m. in the Lee & Rose Warner Coliseum. It is always a delight!
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 25/08/2026
Dolly was an example of a life well lived and she would want us all to go out there and live our best lives.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THE WRONG PEOPLE KEEP DYING
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ice Cube says goodbye to Angie Craig
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Annie loves Mpls @anniekp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Craig spent MILLIONS more than Flanagan. Craig also voted to thank ICE and for Laken Riley. Minnesota isn’t standing for it. We’ve been through too much.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I voted early!
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Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty @hennepinatty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Our office is fully prepared to protect and defend your right to vote. Any reports of threats, harassment, or intimidation directed at voters or election workers will be reviewed and, if appropriate, prosecuted.
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Liam Davis Temple @liam2manynames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Our community continues to suffer everyday due to Angie Craig choosing to vote to unleash ICE across the country by supporting the Laken Riley Act
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you are voting in NE MPLS and have ANY concern about ICE, DM me, I’ll meet you and go with you.
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Election Day! Polls are open until 8PM. If you say you oppose ICE and stand with immigrant communities, then you CANNOT vote for Angie Craig who voted for the Laken Riley Act and thanked ICE.
Jason Chavez with an “I voted” sticker
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I had to vote early due to our family vacation. If Angie Craig moves on, I’m blaming all of you.
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🚲🕸️𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖕𝖘🕸️🚲 @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's crazy this showman president fumbled so badly that our nation's 250th anniversary which could have been a year long every city celebration was forgotten before the year was half over. Off the charts loser energy.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ser Criston Cole is the patron saint of the male loneliness epidemic. #houseofthedragon
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Seltzers on tap at most breweries: not good. Mostly flavorless and sad. Seltzers in cans I buy at the liquor store: mostly good. Why is this? Help me understand.
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Ryan Ricard @firewally.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The weather in the Twin Cities today is perfect if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be a soup dumpling
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If it were set in Minnesota, 90% of The Odyssey would be spent saying goodbye.
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Alex @nobrakes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"We believe in love." - The organization that gave it's inaugural Peace Prize to the most racist American president since Andrew Jackson
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Elizabeth @kitabet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just 340 days until the women’s world cup begins
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The real winner remains Cabo Verde.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Apparently people of all ages still need to hear this: No one bought a concert ticket to hear you run your mouth at your friends all night. Go outside, go talk over coffee at Perkins, or shut your fucking maw and listen to the music. Or you will be hearing from me and I won’t be nice about it.
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Recovering from a bad respiratory virus in this smoke and heat makes my lungs feel like they did after a night out dancing when you could still smoke in the bars.
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Moira Rose: I Don't Find It At All Pleasurable
ALT: Moira Rose: I Don't Find It At All Pleasurable
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I rolled the dice and ate a restaurant salad tonight.
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YOLO Bokeh Effect
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Bat 🦇 Borus @matthewborus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If ICE and DHS end vehicle stops, good. But Alex Pretti wasn't in a vehicle when they shot him. Neither was Julio Cesar Sosa Celis. Nor Keith Porter Jr. The issue is this armed paramilitary that's been shooting and kidnapping people, not the fact that so many of their victims are driving.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The flags in Minnesota are at half mast for Sam Neill as far as I’m concerned
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i had no idea this would become so literal
tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"
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snackerü @snackeru.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Milton from Office Space saying “I was told Minnesota is cold”
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"You come up with a slogan for the ice cream shop?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin haunting just like you asked." "what"
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Kubis @rubixkubis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Any way we can get Mitch McConnell near this body of water?
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