Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.socialleftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 185119313150 11.9K
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why is bono the only one in U2 that’s really aging? Is it a Dorian Gray thing? 000 0
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’ve been playing a game of taipan for 3 hours now! I can’t die and I’m reaching god like levels. I need to sleep. Please let me perish! 000 0
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Ever walk into a room, inhale, and think, “this is just farts. Pure, unadulterated farts”? But I still love my son. 010 1
Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 152128833252 12.9K
Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.socialAnti-Fascist Translator Monkey @translatormonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026 02013 20
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Has anyone ever aged as well as Susana Hoffs form the bangles? Paul Newman maybe? 000 0
Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.socialThoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Thinking about the time i went to a planetarium and someone booed when they showed the earth 826079 260
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026@guitarmoog.bsky.social made an impulse buy. Fender blues Jnr. Know nothing about them. Please tell em I haven’t been an idiot. (Bought from a guitar tech who full refurbished) 110 1
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026@tomcanton.bsky.social hey Tom, I’m aware that the days of you looking for content are behind you and having too much on is your present (well deserved btw) But, given the current Vini saga, any chance of you or a guest explaining what the he’ll image rights actually are and what they’re worth? 100 1
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The best tv storyline that never went anywhere. Bob in E.R. immigrant hospital porter who was actually a vascular surgeon. She did an illegal surgery to save a life and then more or less disappeared. 000 0
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026BBC news is showing disappointed England fans! They’re crying and whaling! One of them had a tattoo done saying they’d won the thing! They’re very sad. Very very sad.static.klipy.comDavid Rose's Iconic 'Oh Really' MomentALT: David Rose's Iconic 'Oh Really' Moment 000 0
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026"Nevertheless, Argentina, while you may only have delayed their return to power, it will merely take someone else who is prepared to fight what seems a losing battle next time — and if they are delayed again, and again, why, they may never return” 000 0
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Dear god let this be the end of it. Vamos Argentina 🇦🇷static.klipy.comCute Penguin Waving Argentina FlagALT: Cute Penguin Waving Argentina Flag 010 1
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Right, Angine de Poitrine, sigh. Microtonal you say? Interesting. Avant-garde? Yeah, wow. Mysterious? Hmmm yeah Big pile of wank? Yup. 000 0
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 11/07/2026RÖ!static.klipy.comNorwegian Flag WavingALT: Norwegian Flag Waving 001 1
Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026😬 382209575033 21K
Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.socialMax B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 07/07/2026Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse. 706113992431 11.4K
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 28/06/2026“Harumph! What is this weather warning nonsense! It’s called summer! Never did me any harm! It’s not as if anyone could get hurt! We should enjoy it. . . And bring back lead paint!” 010 1
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The BBC commentary of the England match is actually hilarious. Pickford should have been sent off and it was a penalty to Ghana just there and it’s just ignored. 050 5
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Really hope that being a paedo and having an immensely punchable face won’t be an issue for wee Jeffery behind bars. 000 0
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I’d just like to say Jeffery, and I think I speak for all of us, Fuck you you nonce! 010 1
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 19/06/2026To those in the heatwave, top tip. Cold water bottle. 000 0
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Today I completed Couch to 5k, which to anyone who knows me is hilarious, but now, my reward! 010 1
Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.socialGuy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/06/2026One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro 321197014266 19.7K
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 05/06/2026My daughter is watching Dazed & Confused, and my wife’s commentary should be a DVD extra. “Now the wee one is in over his head, if you ever find yourself in this situation we’ll work out a code word and I’ll come and get you. I’ll be the big bad killjoy and you can blame me”static.klipy.comPeach and Goma Hugging MomALT: Peach and Goma Hugging Mom 100 1
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 01/06/2026i have come to hate @govindajeggy.bsky.social more than anyone alive. More than Farage, than Trump. He narrates my couch to 5k app, and were I to meet him I’d do well not to punch him, while shouting, “no I dont feel like a real runner now” & “no I dont feel like going a bit faster!” #fatmanrunningstatic.klipy.comOffice Space Status: Little Girl TiredALT: Office Space Status: Little Girl Tired 100 1
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Oh great. The champions league final! Love all the traditions, like a medley from the killers! Just like the lions! 000 0
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 28/05/2026My delightful wife: you know all the witches that I follow are all fizzy about the blue moon! Yup. 100 1
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Have just been reading that the pope, having issued an official Edict about the dangers of AI, has given legal cover to anyone who doesn’t want to use it. Apparently by citing “Religious Concerns” workers Can refuse to use AI and their employers can’t fire them for it. Pope be pope-ingstatic.klipy.comSnoopy from Peanuts LaughingALT: Snoopy from Peanuts Laughing 120 2
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Apparently my 10 year can read it. Along with my aura and the stars. Wee smart ass 010 1
Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.socialMalhavic777 @malhavic777.bsky.social · 03/05/2026 396122522039 12.3K
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Saw the new Banksy sculpture on the bbc website and thought, that’s very clever, but it wasn’t until I saw this angle that it became brilliant 010 1
Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.socialD. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 27/04/2026📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch. 8814334611609 43.3K
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Trump.media.tenor.coma group of south park characters are standing in front of a sign that reads south parkALT: a group of south park characters are standing in front of a sign that reads south park 010 1
Reposted by @rubenjames.bsky.socialPaul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Meanwhile, on the moon... 13880071584 8K
rubenjames.bsky.social @rubenjames.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Got stabbed last night. Now that think of it my wife is a fan of the clash, is a martial artist and enjoys an egg white omelette. 🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾 100 1
