ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m a simple man. I see the best gorilla oke of 1879, I repost the best gorilla joke of 1879 000
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Is this good? www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...bbc.co.ukEl Niño set to be 'strongest in living memory', says Met OfficeScientists say the growing El Niño weather pattern is an "unprecedented event" and means 2027 is likely to be the world's hottest year on record. 001
Reposted by ruAIridhThe Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If early release can be altered so as to exempt homicide offences, it should be. Prisoners who have caused the gravest harm should be among the last to benefit from the overcrowding crisis. But carving out exceptions for individual prisoners in response to media campaigns is weak and unprincipled. 1032066395
Reposted by ruAIridhThere’s no rule @norulethatsays.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Theres no rule that says 30 cats can’t buy a boat 021
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026When the temperature hits 25C in the UK m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdqE...m.youtube.comSun ChamberYouTube video by Joe Pants 000
Reposted by ruAIridhAngus Main @handle.invalid · 12/03/2026Could this be a solution to the Strait of Hormuz? 39820
Reposted by ruAIridhThere’s no rule @norulethatsays.bsky.social · 09/03/2026There’s no rule that says he can’t read 011
Reposted by ruAIridhRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/02/2026great news: they debuted mass start speed skating at the 2018 Olympics, it'll be the final speed skating event of the Olympics next weekend 1231426
Reposted by ruAIridhAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 09/02/2026LOL imagine thinking about what you post. 89216
Reposted by ruAIridhMolleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 01/02/2026For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker 6841494
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Just heard someone describe loose leaf tea as “leaf edition” 000
Reposted by ruAIridhChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 17/01/2026And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!' 11466142
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 14/12/2025And if you see something out of the ordinary, See it, Sleigh it, Sorted 000
Reposted by ruAIridhFlups @flups.bsky.social · 09/12/2025“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men. 12332107
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Tv format idea: Great British Bake Off but for hat makers - Who Wants To Be A Milliner? 000
Reposted by ruAIridhScoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 19/11/2025Everyone is a muppet except for Daniel Craig MAKE THIS HAPPEN 822345
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Most important question about Irelands new president, does she have cool dogs? 000
Reposted by ruAIridhCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing. Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing. Choose sanity. Vote Binface. (Photo dated 9th October 2025) 1301938427
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Just now learning that Dr Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee expert, was a human with expertise in chimps and not a chimp who was an expert. Every day is a school day. 000
Reposted by ruAIridhStrangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok? 8955168
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Looks like @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social has been to Oxford 010
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 13/06/2025“Recent events justify what I always wanted to do anyway” say bastards 000
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Carlsberg do in fact make airport lounges and they’re … ok 010
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 07/04/2025There are bivalve molluscs at the bottom of the Mariana Trench as yet unknown to science with a better grasp of economics than this. 041
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I am once again asking you to take your alexa outside and beat it to death with a large bone www.wired.com/story/everyt...wired.comEverything You Say to Your Echo Will Soon Be Sent to Amazon, and You Can’t Opt OutAmazon is killing its “Do Not Send Voice Recordings” privacy feature on March 28 as the company aims to bolster Alexa+, its new subscription assistant. 000
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 28/02/2025We are experiencing an unexpectedly high volume of calls 000
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Looking forward to the next James Bond movie where he parachutes from a blue origin rocket and shoots 20 goons in order to stop Blofeld from unionising an Amazon warehouse. 000
Reposted by ruAIridhSteph @stephbailey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025👋 Hi Bluesky, I’m Steph, a journalist and editor covering startups and tech. DM me or email me at steph@sifted.eu. 121
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Just finished @garethdennis.bsky.social excellent book How The Railways Will Fix The Future. In the vein hope he reads this is there anything do be done with metro/RER lines which are already pushing up against capacity at peak times (particularly the Elizabeth Line)? 120
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025For reference this is the appropriate amount of chocolate to put on a cappuccino 010
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 12/12/2024He’s making a list He’s checking it three times He’s folding it in three He’s tapping it on the table three times OCD Santa is coming to town 000
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My new favourite feature of Bluesky is how dumb the regex driven feeds are. Lewis Hamilton hitting a bollard in qualifying has a bunch of urbanists demanding that the Yas Marina circuit is equipped with bus lanes and mixed commercial/multi family zoning 000
ruAIridh @ruairidh.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Starting a crowdfunder to persuade @annehidalgo.bsky.social to do a term as mayor of London once she’s done with Paris 000
