Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 12him sorry but a monster mash remix is not a good gogo boy song 000
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 21hIf I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me. 4496012663
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 10/10/2026And forging your resume and sneaking it behind the bitchy receptionist 020
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“What movie did you lose your virginity to?” “Hunger Games: Catching Fire” “Rental or streaming?” “…what’s rental??” “Of course…I don’t know why I bothered to ask. I can tell from your physical appearance you’re clearly…29” 000
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“How old are you?” “I’m 29” What year were you born?” “1997” “When you’d graduate high school?” “2014” “When do you turn 40? “37” “Junior High crush?” “Taylor Lautner” “Prom theme?” “Great Gatsby/Leo DiCaprio” 100
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJBrandon Mills @brandonmills.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Your reminder that legal weed is on the ballot this November in Massachusetts. Go out and vote to tell the F'ers who put it there to F off. Vote for the most progressive candidates you can so they never try it again. 131
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m at this diner next to this couple on what is not a first date but definitely early in their relationship and the guy was like “I skipped out on a Kelly clarkson concert to do an escape room” and she rightly gasped “but she’s so talented” and he’s all “idc” and girl red flag run! 010
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This guy I thirst follow has been posting crap like “you get $10 M but have to give up 3:” or “you can only pick 2 of these superpowers” and I almost wish he’d be a milkshake duck instead 010
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 08/10/2026*gets banned from the group chat for calling intimacy with someone named Vivian “vivisexion” * 010
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJlimp wristed tall person @peterpiper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world? 26412
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJJason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 07/10/2026h/t to @slack2thefuture.bsky.social for letting me know you can delete the "customer personalization" data in your Amazon account and enter anything you want. Like this. 261121372
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 07/10/2026onetwothreeFOURFIVEsixseveneightNINETENelevenTWELLLLLLVVVE 000
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJPride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Overheard at Slayyyter: (woman) I don’t think I’m dating a man ever again 001
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Listening to my favorited songs in alphabetical order and I have as many songs that start with “daddy” as “dance” 100
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 191114773122
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJNight of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cat: I notice you are eating pepperoni. May I have some? Me: no, pepperoni are bad for kitties Cat: Ah, I see. So they're bad for cats, but good for humans? Me: also no 947337
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What sort of…? You know what, nvm, my imagination is better 000
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ve resignedly accepted that ppl at this gym won’t rerack things correctly but to have this on the actual weight arm is sociopath behavior 000
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing  2246443
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJNBC10 Boston @nbcboston.com · 02/10/2026STRIKE DATE SET: Months after holding the largest health care worker strike in Massachusetts, nurses from Brigham and Women’s Hospital are set to go on an open-ended strike starting Oct. 14, their union announced this morning. on.nbcboston.com/f9szm4pon.nbcboston.comBrigham and Women's nurses set date for open-ended strikeMonths after holding the largest health care worker strike in Massachusetts, nurses from Brigham and Women’s Hospital are set to go on an open-ended strike starting Oct. 14, their union announced Friday. 002
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: *gossiping about my friends* Therapist: yes but how does that make you feel Me: oh I just thought it was hilarious and have no one to share it with, anyway *continues* 020
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do kids these days share playlists of music with their crushes like mix tapes/cds 000
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s not officially October until I see that gif of that bald guy fucking a pumpkin 000
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me: I should get more seriously about meal planning Gym bro on TikTok: *blends together peanut butter and tuna* Me: you know skinny is not that bad 010
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This spookybear I’ll be going as Giles Corey and just be hollering “more weight! More weight!” 010
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That Yung Lean video is giving me high school flashbacks, for good and for ill 001
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Imagine if 2,000 years in the future the only thing that survived the digital Apocalypse was a copy of Disco Elysium 010
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Overheard at Slayyyter: (woman) I don’t think I’m dating a man ever again 001
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I used to pack right before and forget like four things. Now I start the night before and only forget one thing 020
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Gary’s bringing something extra to the lemon party” I literally CHOKED 020
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJJustin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you bring iced coffee to an interview with me, I'm gonna stealth drop some gay bar names because I know what you are. 5661
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Quickly closing in on being able to refer to Travis Kelce as Yoko 2224312
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You know you don’t have to engage in discourse. It can just be a weird story that doesn’t affect you and you can just leave it at that 011
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now in Gunmetal Grey! 242128572643
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJMr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Disable gambling ads: 8387366075
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJGoldie Lifts @goldielifts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my kink next question 152486
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Massholes? More like 447770
Pride goeth before an RJ @rtothej.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Whenever someone posts pics/video of themselves in an action shot (ie not a portrait/selfie) I think about the time and effort they put into positioning their phone and then acting nonchalant for the shot 010
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJthe corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 20/09/2026I’m reading a book about a female serial killer who targets white dudes who fetishize Asian women and like, if I’m being honest, I’ve never related to a fictional character more 71646
Reposted by Pride goeth before an RJ👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x 65245603
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
