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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
me trying to figure out word boundaries while doing my sanskrit homework:
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
we love technology don't we folks
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
kinda the cashier's responsibility tbh
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh i didn't get that far it just came into my head and i needed to get it out :)
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
what if basilosaurid hippo lineage
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm not looking for rocks in my dried black beans i'm not a fucking geologist
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Crazy to be learning about the (if contemporary sources are to be believed) bizarre-delusion induced genocide of an entire province from a culinary history video
m.youtube.com
What was Sichuan Food before the chili pepper?
YouTube video by Chinese Cooking Demystified
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what's the title??
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me, because of my ragweed allergy
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
same!! my 8 pro can barely hold a charge for 24 hours now, so i need to replace it with something soon. i just want phone w/o ai slop
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol i remember being so excited to buy an android phone w/o manufacturer bloatware shit back in like 2017. lmao.
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that's just self respect
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Shōei 韶英 🪷 @redlotus108.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This goes for Buddhist clergy too particularly acutely 😤
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2024
I just need to _____ meme about getting a cross breeze going
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
This is why I'm so hardline on this shit. "Oh I'm just going to casually use the product of a corporation that's engaged in an unprecedented assault on the concept of there being such a thing as a society." Eat shit, sincerely.
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 29/09/2026
Really odd that we accept that judges can just tell elected officials they're not allowed to levy taxes.
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they need a vendor blacklist lol
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry are you saying we have to accept rationality from politicians as an article of faith?
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me, reading in high school about some russian monarch issuing a decree: "wait he just wrote up a decree and people did it? ayfkm?" me, now: "oh"
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
same
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ontologically evil newspaper strikes again
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh no my emotional support farmers
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wasn't this part of the project of dogen's kana shobogenzo
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
family annihilation president
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*residents of the exploded corpse of a slave state as it enters advanced decomposition*: of course it would be unacceptable to run society according to any other principles
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Leslie Root @lesja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Belarusian potat
Lukashenka harvesting potatoes
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the western half of the country produces the most cursed presidential candidates
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we got a new system that was supposed to replace them but the vendor was honest from the very beginning that they couldn't implement anything as flexible as what we had. suffered with hand editing "system generated" shit for two months before my manager got IT to reenable the macro docs for me
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the it dept at my work recently decided to abandon a bunch of visual basic macro enabled documents I use every week
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 21/09/2026
I feel like I am going insane. If your job is to move data around and massage it in various ways yet doing this is "too technical" for you then I think something has clearly gone very wrong somewhere
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
can't wait to hear more from the data center understanders about how actually they're not a big deal
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
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Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The other thing to remember amidst all the Steven Pinker discourse is that the book that made him an NPR-darling celebrity academic, The Blank Slate, was essentially an argument that non-evopsych social science is ideologically corrupt and possibly evil.
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Drevlians responded that they would submit to tribute, but that they were afraid she was still intent on avenging her husband. Olga answered that the murder of the messengers sent to Kiev, as well as the events of the feast night, had been enough for her. She then asked them for a small request: "Give me three pigeons ... and three sparrows from each house."[22] The Drevlians rejoiced at the prospect of the siege ending for so small a price, and did as she asked.

Olga then instructed her army to attach a piece of sulphur bound with small pieces of cloth to each bird. At nightfall, Olga told her soldiers to set the pieces aflame and release the birds. They returned to their nests within the city, which subsequently set the city ablaze. As the Primary Chronicle tells it: "There was not a house that was not consumed, and it was impossible to extinguish the flames, because all the houses caught fire at once."[22] As the people fled the burning city, Olga ordered her soldiers to catch them, killing some of them and giving the others as slaves to her followers. She left the remnant to pay tribute.
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fmla doesn't even mandate that your employer pay you if you haven't accrued paid leave!!!
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
labour democrats: retire bitches
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
along these lines, you can just not share shit from the ontologically evil new york times
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thank you for your service
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
politicians with a sense of shame and personal honor when
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jawanaka.bsky.social @jawanaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Relevant again
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
personally i wouldn't be maudlin about an SS officer killing himself
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
kind of a poetic way for him to go out given the whole terri schiavo thing imo
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TFW ur causes and conditions catch up to you
With recent polls suggesting that many Americans opposed Congress' decision to become involved with the Schiavo case, senate majority whip mitch mcconnell (r-ky) on Sunday defended lawmakers' voting to give Schiavo's parents the authority to ask federal courts to help sustain her life.

"What we simply did was grant the courts an opportunity to review the case, something they do in habeas corpus petitions in death penalty cars all the time," McConnell said on "Fox News Sunday." "The courts took a look at it, decided not to review it."
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if he can smile he can feel joy and that means he can vote
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
senator terri schiavo
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
and yet in fact they have
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ryan @rsperkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it is happening tho. and it's good that children (who, i should stress, are capable of making decisions!) who really need it are able to get it.
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