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Auntie Deaconess

@royalholimess.bsky.social
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You may know me from Twitter aka X as @royal_holimess Lover of Short-haired Thor

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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm watching Karate Kid Legends. The Baby Gen X in me feels obligated to do so.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Time is flying by & y'all kids are grown. I don't like it.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's hot and I'm ready to be bald headed again.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
These Girl Scouts need to go back inside. I'm tired of being fat.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I just came over here to see if the mens was caping for 50 like they doing on the other apps.
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Tifa | Rosa Auream @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 26/01/2026
I’ll suffer by myself but I’m not suffering with a man. If I’m giving up cooch at my lowest I’m charging for it.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This snow ain't budging but Lord I'm grateful that we still have water, electricity, and wi-fi. 🙌🏾
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I love a Nene gif. I guess I can start watching RHOA again.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Are y'all on Threads? Baby, that's a good time! www.threads.com/@ingrid.ifl
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Today is my birthday & my mama is on FB posting every picture of me she has in her photo gallery.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
These vaccines are turning me every which way but loose. It's day 4 of side effects. 😩
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 17/01/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/b...
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Black Women Turn to One Another as Their Career Paths Suddenly Recede
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hurry up with my car!
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Not them in here listening to "Young Hearts Run Free"
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Another flat tire. One person in here sneezing like crazy, another one keeps clearing his throat. Jesus be some vitamin C.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My psychiatrist was late for our appointment. Ma'am, you know I'm a donkey on the edge! Don't do this.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Lock him up too. I'm sick of it!
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I see y'all talking about kids fighting. What did I miss?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants. But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Watching High Horse: The Black Cowboy & white people just...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Who agrees? ✋
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Idk what's going on with us losing cast members from The Wire, but I'm gonna need everyone to fast & pray for protection over Wood Harris.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
We lost Ziggy?!?!?! #TheWire
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“Words of MEANING and of sweet melodies” @mndspeak.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
💜
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I need my mama here to unpack. It's one thing for her not to help me move, but not to unpack either? Calling CPS.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If only...
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Keebler. @inayamchele.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
time to roll this back.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I feel Christmas came and went already.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Maybe Luigi should've shot Diddy.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
These people won't see Heaven. The attorneys, the jury, Diddy's staff, the kids, his mama, the fans, and of course SEAN COMBS. Robert Kelly got more time for far less.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I can't believe this sociopath only got 50 months.
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SummaTime Fineee 🌸 @jazminetiii.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Grey shirts jump stomp was serious. He meant that
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 05/12/2025
Stealing packages from houses shoulda stopped long time ago. Now you gon get shot over 72 cans of wet cat food
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The way my period is regular like I'm in my 20s, I absolutely can imagine it. I can also imagine leaping off the roof of my house.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Has anyone gone to the Game of Thrones exhibit in DFW? Am I the only nerd who knows about this?
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"Yo big ass knew better." - me reading Amazon reviews
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Virgo's Constant Groove @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A BLACK?!?!!
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I'm sick of dwights on Beyond The Gates. It's giving DEI.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Nothing like day-drinking while working from home.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
What time does Shedeur play? I need to watch and pretend I know what's going on.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
"Mariana Times" supports deporting Zohran Mamdani butThis account is based in India
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Shedeur finally starting? I know they bout to sabotage this game to make him look bad.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Loving this new journey for her
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 19/11/2025
All the assassins are conservative
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I can't tell y'all how many times I've moved during the fall/winter holiday season. You'd think that I would learn my lesson, but nope.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Has anyone else been receiving an influx of emails from companies begging you to shop this holiday season? How embarrassing for them.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Before anyone gets too carried away here.
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Anthony Fauci says Marjorie Taylor Greene drove death threats against him
Ex-leader of US Covid response said congresswoman and Fox News sparked ‘credible death threats’ against him and his family
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Parents are so hard-headed. This is why I don't like to fool with mine. Both of them need to sit down somewhere!
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Maybe:…… @thebagisyourscoach.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Ever since the Michael Jackson biopic trailer came out it’s been unreleased footage….. Joe Jackson had them boys performing everywhere lmfao
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