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Auntie Deaconess

@royalholimess.bsky.social
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You may know me from Twitter aka X as @royal_holimess Lover of Short-haired Thor

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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Leaving Beijing and moving to NY for a better life? Girl.. you don't love your son.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm watching Karate Kid Legends. The Baby Gen X in me feels obligated to do so.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
🥹 Congratulations!
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I'm in disbelief. Every time I log on to this app, somebody's child has jumped time. FIVE?
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Grandma got beef.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Time is flying by & y'all kids are grown. I don't like it.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Spelling? Test? But he's 2 mos old...
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's hot and I'm ready to be bald headed again.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Right! It's getting real. Teen years right around the corner.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
These Girl Scouts need to go back inside. I'm tired of being fat.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I feel like I need to say "congratulations" and I don't know why. 😂
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
8??? How old is your daughter? My God! 😂 I can't believe it's been that long.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Need to find this for my mama. She speeds though, so no one would get close enough to read it.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Wait! The baby ain't a baby no more!
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I just came over here to see if the mens was caping for 50 like they doing on the other apps.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Omg! 😂
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Tifa | Rosa Auream @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 26/01/2026
I’ll suffer by myself but I’m not suffering with a man. If I’m giving up cooch at my lowest I’m charging for it.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm screaming! I hate her & them teef.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This snow ain't budging but Lord I'm grateful that we still have water, electricity, and wi-fi. 🙌🏾
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
🤭🤭🤭
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I love a Nene gif. I guess I can start watching RHOA again.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Are y'all on Threads? Baby, that's a good time! www.threads.com/@ingrid.ifl
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Thank you! 😘
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Thank you!
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Today is my birthday & my mama is on FB posting every picture of me she has in her photo gallery.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
These vaccines are turning me every which way but loose. It's day 4 of side effects. 😩
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 17/01/2026
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Black Women Turn to One Another as Their Career Paths Suddenly Recede
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My cousin and his many wives. Quality women at that. Yes, you know what I mean. 😂
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'm so tickled
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Not a Mulan reference 😂
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Needed to see this post. I'll go ahead & add it to my watchlist.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hurry up with my car!
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Not them in here listening to "Young Hearts Run Free"
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Another flat tire. One person in here sneezing like crazy, another one keeps clearing his throat. Jesus be some vitamin C.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My psychiatrist was late for our appointment. Ma'am, you know I'm a donkey on the edge! Don't do this.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Which is why nobody got a Christmas card from me.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Lock him up too. I'm sick of it!
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My kinda meal
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Quincy was getting bullied and started putting hands on the kids (and adults) when he was in daycare. Had to take him out for a few months and do some reprogramming. 🙃
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I see y'all talking about kids fighting. What did I miss?
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I hate that I can't cuss em out at work.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I definitely giggled
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants. But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Yes we are! I want them to get what they deserve but we end up suffering with them.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Watching High Horse: The Black Cowboy & white people just...
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
That used to be my spot! I haven't neen im so long. This is a sign.
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Glad he's keeping you
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Who agrees? ✋
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Auntie Deaconess @royalholimess.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Idk what's going on with us losing cast members from The Wire, but I'm gonna need everyone to fast & pray for protection over Wood Harris.
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