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Kelsey 💙

@rosella.bsky.social
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I both play and make video games. Hire me to program things. (she/her)

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 16h
I need this shit to stop so bad man. I can’t keep fuck it we ballin’ through this. We have to agree that human life has value for the love of God
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 23h
Okay, I've been informed that this is Yankee Stadium and I was right: this is extremely funny.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 23h
I don't 100% get this, but I bet it's really funny.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That would do it. Bless. 🙏
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just to be clear, I believe the fact that people haven’t heard the song. It’s very easy to avoid if you don’t listen to pop or country music. I just don’t understand why so many people are talking about not having heard it. Like it’s a meme.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I absolutely believe that people have never heard it. What confuses me is people *talking* about having never heard it as if that means it’s like, not a real hit or something?
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And that’s fine, but if you don’t listen to top 40 then why is it notable that you haven’t heard a top 40 song? I mean, now it’s because I brought it up, but lots of people are bringing it up unprompted!!
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe I just don't get the joke.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not like some weird obscure Tik Tok hit where you have to be involved in a niche subculture. They just play it over the free airwaves like, all the time.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm baffled by the running joke that people have never heard the song Choosin' Texas even though it is the current longest-running number 1 hit. Do you...not listen to top 40 radio??? Because it plays on the radio approximately as often as you would expect given the above fact.
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 05/10/2026
I have a few thoughts. www.patreon.com/LolaSebastia...
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What the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola Sebastian
On September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 05/10/2026
apparently nappy.co, an invaluable stock photo resource, is shutting down in a few months because, well, AI destroys everything. this blows. their statement: nappy.co/future just fucking sucks that AI dipshits essentially get to take away our choices because they're incapable of making their own
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An update on the future of Nappy | Nappy
Nappy makes it easy for companies to be purposeful about representation in their designs, presentations, and advertisements.
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They suspended fucking Bruno Dias? Coward shit
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 03/10/2026
Quick drawing of something I really enjoy.
Me coming home and greeting Brioche (a cat sleeping on a rolly cart) by saying "Brioche I'm home!" 
He sits up and you can see the left side of his soft round head is concave from where it's been squished against a pillow for several hours.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love to meticulously follow detailed directions and end up with a new thing I can use in life.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can’t wait for the baby to go to bed so I can “assemble furniture,” if you know what I mean. (Assembling furniture)
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you are my husband: for legal reasons, this is a joke.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Up until 11:06pm trying to figure out if Nighthawks is a Princess Maker. 🤔
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(positive)
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big Walk is finite, at least. I cannot say the same for Trails. We may be playing Trails games for the rest of our natural-born lives.
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 30/09/2026
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn’t even need to rot13 this to go “yes, this was one of my favorite parts of the game”
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you! That hairstyle was very hard to maintain so I'm glad to see it immortalized.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, very important correction here. 👆I was immediately sold because of his work on Sunless Seas and I am absolutely getting what I wanted from that.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is! And it’s excellent.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yep, genuinely me! There was a backer tier to be a hunting target and I couldn’t have selected it fast enough.
My face, looking basically as described in the previous post
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Delightful!
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I found me in Nighthawks!!
Screenshot from Nighthawks:
Your eye is drawn by a vivid blue and purple cutting through the night. A young woman on her way to or from a club, striding confidently through the darkness. The bass covers the sound of your approach. They remain delightfully oblivious...

The portrait is me from 2019 looking hot as hell.
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Adel @adelsorceress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 21/06/2025
Multiple times I've had people yell at me "well what is the ALTERNATIVE that we should give people who are using chatGPT???" and like, idk, dude! I don't know how to tell people they should have values or engage in critical thinking.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw this live and it really did happen.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😮‍💨
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I regrettably had to make certain sacrifices on the altar of character limits. I’ll try to be more Brand Safe in the future. 👍
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So far, the writing is fantastic. Descriptive without being flowery, just the right level of humor to make the world feel real, lived in. My favorite dialogue choice was when I found some folks playing V:tM in a diner and had the opportunity to tell them I don’t like vampire RPGs.
Screenshot of Nighthawks. A DM who I think looks suspiciously like Austin Walker says “Oh, god. Guys. Rolling through New Midnight with a real Cap-V? The rest of the Blood Pact would flip its shit. How about it? Do you dare enter the nightmare realm of imagination?”

Possible responses are “How do you play Sanguine Nights?” “Sure, sounds like fun” or “You’re not really into vampire RPGs.”
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
About Nighthawks specifically, it’s somewhere between a management sim and a visual novel. You’re building stats and managing a time limit, but the limits are, at least so far, extremely generous. It’s more about making choices that direct your character’s development than strict optimization.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If it’s not within the launch window, you should still review indie games. It is one of the most impactful things you can do aside from, you know, buying it.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just as a general practice, you should review indie games you want to support on Steam within the first day or so they come out. It’s really dumb but it helps so much with visibility to get positive reviews *quickly.* You can always change or edit them later!!
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Very frustrated that my review for the game I *very much did not* receive for free probably doesn’t count, so I’m asking y’all to pick up the mantle. Nighthawks is a dark vampire rpg with incredible writing, and you should buy it, play it, and leave a quick review with your initial impressions.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A hearty “fuck yeah!” for Take This to Your Grave and RIOT!
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s hoping you get a nice, relaxing break from testing before this comes up again.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m still missing a location according to the Sewer Smart achievement, but this feels pretty complete to me. I, uh, wish I’d allocated room to go up to Z20 though. 😅
A probably complete map of the Nighthawks sewers. Labels start after row 13 and then the map continues with rows 14-20 after a break.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Delighted to say Nighthawks has forced me to do my favorite thing.
Graph paper displaying a grid from A0 to U10. A partial map is drawn in with the locations Cyprus Rare Books and Sleepless Moon labeled. In the back is a SteamDeck running Nighthawks declaring that we’re in the Cradlebridge Sewers and giving me the option to go north, east, or west.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remembering when Magfest tickets were $59 a person if you were pre-registering in a group. That sure was a time ago.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want it to be socially acceptable to keep socks by the door the same way we keep jackets and shoes. They’re all going-out clothes but I feel like having a bucket of socks would be weird!!!
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The physical body of Elton John being inhabited by the spirit of Tim Curry, final answer.
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All this is to say I’m very excited to play it!!
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Kelsey 💙 @rosella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mentioned to my husband that I backed a kinda high tier of the Nighthawks Kickstarter and he was confused because we generally check with each other before we spend large amounts of money. I went back and checked: the Kickstarter went up the year we started dating. We now have a 1-year old child.
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