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@rollingdoughnut.bsky.social
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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” Phillies, Crystal Palace, classical liberal

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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 13h
Fuck ESPN for airing the bullshit illegal propaganda ad.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 23h
Checking scores, I see that the Hawks’ opponents have scored 11 total in the first two games, which is quite impressive for an NBA team.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just need Ezra Klein to weigh in on whether his buddy that he has so much admiration for is doing politics the right way
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There haven’t been enough Phillies postseason appearances in my lifetime, which makes this tough. It’s the first time I feel like a fool afterwards for being emotionally invested in a season and its outcome.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Start the lockout, please.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s impressive how little an entire team of professional hitters understands about the strike zone after lifetimes of playing the game at an allegedly elite level.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Six innings to fix this.
TheReportoftheWeek screencap where he reviews a Popeyes sandwich while sitting on a screened porch with trees, bushes, and green grass in the background against an afternoon sun. He is wearing a long sleeve shirt and tie with a sticker of a Phillies hat. The words “my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.”
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is going to be a slog of a hate watch if the ABs are going to continue like this.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m begging Aaron Nola to not do this to me.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Informative that the fans are committed to being racist from the beginning.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Repeating yesterday
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
elimination games should not be played at night i will be either too happy to sleep or too angry to sleep start the game at 11am so i have time to process
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Nola is starting with the expectation of a full start, I’d start Stubbs behind the plate, JT at first, and Bohm back at third (since I assume Sosa won’t be available to start). Risky, but Nola seems to be a better target for Nola, for whatever reason.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
American voters, a bit late:
Wait a minute

I hate Trump
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes hegseth should be impeached but perhaps more importantly he needs to spend the rest of his life in prison
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 01/10/2026
a thing anyone can do is look up jury nullification
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just remembered that I have a new episode of MOONSHINERS to watch, so time to lock in.
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John Carpenter’s Halloran @profhalloran.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is not just. The state should not have the power to execute.
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone should make a genX horror movie called I Forget What You Did Last Summer.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We have to listen to Matt Vasgersian holler breathlessly for every Braves pop fly when we could have Tom McCarthy instead. This is an outrage.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
President Business
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whatever else is happening in America, I hope we can always unite on “Fuck the Astros”.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“If Zach Wheeler doesn’t start tomorrow if the Phillies hold on, he might fight Mattingly.” - John Kruk Regardless of which side of “Should Zach Wheeler fight Don Mattingly?” you’re on, I think it has to be Wheeler.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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John Malkovich as Teddy KGB: Pay Dat Man His Money
Alt: John Malkovich as Teddy KGB: Pay Dat Man His Money
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
!mBIHM
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Muse mascot with a Phillies hate sticker on its head staring dangerously with the words, “Why would I deceive you?”.
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
someone's watching the Phillies game.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ll see how well it works this time, but it’s wild how the GOP gets to run on Schrödinger's Border, where the border is now locked tight because of Trump but also there are caravans of immigrants pouring through the border.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is nothing likeable about this iteration of the Barves.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An image of a man sitting on a chair staring to the right watching TV. He has a crude sticker of a red and blue Phillies hat on his head. There is a baseball image on the wall that reads “Everybody Hits” with a Phillies liberty bell on it. He is hyperventilating into a comically large brown paper bag.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are funny crashout reels on Instagram tonight over the Phillies’ loss that should’ve been saved for losing a second game, should that happen. Have phaith!
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sanchez tomorrow, we go again. But congrats to both Braves fans, I guess.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can Duran pitch three innings? 👀
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JUST TRUST REALMUTO
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote
Alt: Animal House: Bluto's “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?” quote gif
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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is despicable. Disgraceful. Dishonorable. Inhumane. Pack the Court. Make it a first 100 days goal.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need fewer ABs where this would be appropriate
A clip art image of a baseball bat turned into a fishing pole with a reel and sinker
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re still doing the chop in 2026. They must be defeated.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Phillies-Braves pregame discussion is about Red Sox-Yankees.
Larry Bowa in a road grey Phillies uniform in front of the dugout with his arms out in an exasperated “WTF” stance.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MY BODY IS NOT READY BUT HERE WE GO
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Missouri: meets expectations
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve had a weird relationship with this Phillies team for a while now, I still have major legitimate concerns about all of it. But as soon as Franzke opens the game with his essay and I see those stupid braves on the field I’ll be where I need to be, ready to be hurt again. That’s how this works
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026
this is the kinda shit that makes me feel patriotic
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chili, NY is a suburb of Rochester. There are an infinite number of things I do not understand about western NY. But this is definitely one of them, because it’s pronounced “Chai-lie”.
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When your politics aren't dictated by who is nice to you, but by what you believe
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 28/09/2026
[founding fathers voice] "do not elect a mad king" "you stupid fucking children"
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I finally read the “Choosin’ Texas” article in Rolling Stone. I could’ve just looked at this picture instead:
A two panel meme of a boy in a plaid Mickey Mouse shirt on the ground. In the first, he has a boot on his head and a joyless expression. In the second, the view is further away. The boy is holding the boot on his head and laughing.
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEVER IN DOUBT
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s go Phillies!
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Andrew Rannells - I Believe (Book of Mormon)
Alt: Andrew Rannells - I Believe (Book of Mormon)
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Tony @rollingdoughnut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Bills’ Nickel City uniforms are as hideous in person as I expected.
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