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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 20m

in other news had my semi-annual doc visit. 6 vials drawn, plus the season's hottest flu shot and updated COVID jab. cough on me you fuckers, I'm immortal.

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 33m

when someone steps to me on here with a "Why?" they're walking the plank. I have no time for it

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 41m

I'm pretty sure whenever I go outside, no matter for how long or short a time, at least one of those a-holes takes a chunk out of me

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 1h

a 2.5 on Letterboxd is basically a 2.5, with the conversion factor

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 1h

do the kids today know about 90% of us having a cracked iPhone screen that you just had to live with because you couldn't afford to do anything about it?

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 1h

if I ever splurge on the Kubrick box set it's gonna have to wait at least another year. I splurged on pre-ordering Severin's Grand Guignol box set and that's just gonna have to be my Xmas present to myself this year, movie-wise.

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 2h

I tried that, didn’t seem to like me - but I’ll give it another shot!

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 2h

I landed a 7:32 archival Saturday puzzle which I think is my best? (I ruined two of my “best” stats by doing a one-browser-to-another dump when I was first figuring this out and so now I’m stuck with a 1:19 Monday best and a 2:36 Saturday and there’s nothing I can do to remove them)

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 2h

I’m not calling anyone “Radio Silence”. Foh

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 2h

Don’t forget we still have Ruben Ostlund’s GARG GET IPAD ON PLANE NO WORK to look forward to

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

Please stop apocalypting the midterms. It’s not hot. It’s not sexy.

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

We need to subject all billionaires to the Office Space “what would you say….. ya do here?” test and if they fail to provide a satisfactory answer, they have to take “The Submersible Challenge”. We could work em in batches

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

Billionaire Marc Andreessen has been hospitalized after a crazed chef used a zester to make the top of his head normal. Reports are emerging that he talks regular now, perhaps BECAUSE of the wounds he sustained

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

I should get workmans comp for being exposed to this. I’m getting mesothelioma from the dialogue

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

Looks like a real piece of shit! Big time “faith cinema” stink lines

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

Back in the same waiting room I was in on Tuesday and they seem to be running that SECRETARIAT movie on an endless loop? The one with Malkovich etc

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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 5h

Wayne Knight's wikipedia gives and gives: "After his time on Broadway, he also worked as a private investigator for five years."

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

It’s interesting? Pretty grody at times. Also my joke is a bit of a stretch. Baby Norman Reedus!

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

if you see all 4 Beatles movies in one day it opens a portal into hell and whoop, in ya go

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

Cigarette Burns (John Carpenter, 2005)

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

Carry the work cross state for a gentleman?

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 3h

being chased by, or chasing, in and out of different theaters, the orange beast from HAIR-RAISING HARE (1949)

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 4h

Men Are From Restoration Hardware, Women Are From Uline

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 4h

cloth/cloth vids have dialogue like "ooh your skin is so soft, not like a Wicker Man"

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 4h

Running (and being chased) from theater to theater like a scene from HELP!

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 6h

Wicker boyfriend? Pfft. Microfiber cloth girlfriend. 👈

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 6h

I’ll work on this later but my knee jerk response was “all Jerry Lewis”

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Justine Peres Smith @redroomrantings.bsky.social · 6h

You have to build a course on Film History around 10 films. What 10 films are you choosing? Mine:

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Juanita Dark @mrvivianbadlook.bsky.social · 8h

In light of recent Digger discourse, what films considered disasters do you consider unironically great or good? I've got Ishtar Zabriskie Point Heaven's Gate (full version) Until the End of the World (full version) Under the Silver Lake

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h

are you a bad enough dude to resurrect video game discourse on Bluesky

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h

I have it a little differently, my feeling was he had almost entirely been written off but he was 3rd leading in the Look Who’s Talking franchise (but top billed!)

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h

Yes to all those except the Wenders (haven’t watched it yet) In no order, goods and greats: The 13th Warrior Blackhat The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964) Gods of Egypt How Do You Know The Lone Ranger Sahara Timeline But best of all, The Matrix Resurections is a masterpiece

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h

Also my yard wouldn’t look like shit anymore

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h

I would be funding film preservation/ restoration and constantly giving cash to my struggling homies

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h

no jokes please this is serious buzzness

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h

one of his "in development" (meaning it'll probably never get made) projects is a crime thriller co-written with Scott Frank and it had me thinking, it might be cool for GdT to make a movie without any supernatural/sci-fi elements and I forgot that he already did and it's Nightmare Alley

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe the bees would have tiny little guns. Maybe they do Kung Fu. Buzz Fu

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 8h

If I wrote those movies he would have “deadly throwing bees” in his arsenal of weapons. Buzz buzz you bastards! 🐝

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