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Roe Zero

@roe-zero.bsky.social
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a frankly embarrassing display, and excellent microcosm of seattle’s performative progressivism
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
trying out having multiple partners, call that polywhirl
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Can you imagine being so mired in the nonsense of rightwing BS—and so goddamn stupid—that you call for people to die over [checks notes] reality TV idiot Spencer Pratt coming in third in an LA mayoral election? What D-U-M-[another letter] times we live in.
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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames
A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Rich Auntie Skeleton @Bowsnonk • 5h [Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
at least it’s easy to correct “2025” to “2026” when you write it wrong on everything for all of q1
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
throwing a whole video game in the trash because the intern googled something and saw an ai result once
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
quicksand - triptych continuum (2018)
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i got the silksong thumb, pop
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
top panel: "the world is a cruel and unjust place. there is no harmony in the universe. the only constant is suffering."

bottom panel: "OMG Silksong"
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
boris performing pink
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
found out my mom was avoiding using wikipedia because she hated seeing "blue links everywhere" so i installed Stylus on her browser and wrote her a stylesheet to make them black and underlined instead she now thinks I am a magician
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
What perfect albums came out when you turned 16?
electric president self-titledj dilla - donutsthe mars volta - amputechturethe paper chase - now you are one of us
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
guy named matt filkers
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
crashing out in a job interview that could have gotten me a visa abroad, ending the call, then solving the interview problem in 5 minutes afterwards 🫠
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John Edwards @johnbedwards.io · 06/03/2025
World wrecking loser shit to blame the AI itself, rather than your own inability to write good code
A tweet from "Pharma Bro" Martin Shkreli. It reads "Almost lost $100 million because @AnthropicAI's Claude snuck in 'generate random data' as a fallback into my market maker code without telling me". There is a screenshot of code attached to generate random data.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
*holding up 2 vaginal trainers like they’re weapons* “do you wanna die now? or dilator?”
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🎀 i'm katey! @bagenzos.house · 20/01/2025
SHUT UP! I'm a webdev and I can - uhhh hold on (checks MDN) ah i see. And I can - nope shit wait (checks MDN agai-
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Dave Chappelle sucks did people like immediately forget this because he said some dumb shit about Trump? Dave sucks lol. He fucking sucks
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
remember when we used to pride ourselves on having "google-fu"? lol
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
“ai” has reduced siri from being an extremely useful music lookup assistant to a dolt that always wants to play an artist’s most popular album instead of the one you asked for
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
one of the top 20 most infuriating things about being alive today has to be seeing companies that entirely rely on applied sciences to even exist get tangled up in the business of anti-intellectualism and denialism
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
the social media experience is liking a post, then thinking about it for a second longer and unliking it
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
it should be illegal to intentionally provide a terrible user experience on a web site in attempt to frustrate users into installing an app #webdev
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
captions for recorded shows very often contain gibberish too… it’s like, you had one job? they obviously don’t have the same person or group work in chronological order either
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
@bsky.app the UX for uploading images is horrible, please implement drag-and-drop and in-browser crop/resize
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
bro is transitioning to Lil Dicky
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
y'all laid everyone off for this?
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