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Roe Zero

@roe-zero.bsky.social
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the server infrastructure required to keep the website from going down the moment more than a few people try to watch/download it, as well as the labor cost for engineers, costs more than the film budget
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have no brain and i must scream
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Canes in 2021 was amazing, last time I had it was awful :/
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this image is both real and ai slop 🥴
Crop of OP showing AI artifactsMost of the same tattoos without AI artifacts
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what is this, a mars volta song?
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a frankly embarrassing display, and excellent microcosm of seattle’s performative progressivism
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nazi Prinnies be like “Hitler, dood!”
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
glassjaw coloring book, by a mile
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
my ex was always talking about Wittenberg for this but idk if she ever went thru with it
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
when bsky started posting about it
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
getting kicked out of the group, call that polywrath
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
trying out having multiple partners, call that polywhirl
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
dying felt so goddamn good today / if i was ever alive, well it’s hard to say ~acid bath “paegan love song”
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
these guys are super drunk and everyone but them knows all the words
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
when you drink the kool-aid and let it drip down your chin
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
any will do
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
better than most real pinball machines AND space cadet
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dario amodei’s the card player
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
muddle of pudd
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Can you imagine being so mired in the nonsense of rightwing BS—and so goddamn stupid—that you call for people to die over [checks notes] reality TV idiot Spencer Pratt coming in third in an LA mayoral election? What D-U-M-[another letter] times we live in.
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
did not expect to see Washington NC on my timeline today..
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
you’re typing in a search box. after typing 3 characters, your intended result is now the first autocomplete item. you keep typing a 4th character. the first autocomplete item is now something completely different, even though your partial term is still a perfect match
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
triple my old pay and maybe
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
but wait that’s how marcy playground sounds in the studio
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
thank you for helping me realize that booping decline and not worrying about it is actually the biggest luxury i have
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
doubtful — maybe Michael Jackson or Pokémon at their peak?
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
do not do what i did and eat/drink too much the first chance you get. throwing up on day 3 is not fun (no long term issues that I’m aware of because of that though)
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
writing code is a very small part of a coding job and is mostly tedious. figuring out what to write is the hard part, and in order to do this you must be able to bridge the technical gap between the users and the people promising features. ai can’t do this.
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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames
A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
my coworkers don’t even listen to me
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
everyone simultaneously relies on you for everything and doesn’t listen to anything you say about it
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
the original spice was a chemical called JWH-018 which was pretty similar to THC relative to the the later versions. after it would get banned in an area chemists would just tweak the molecule a little and keep selling it so it kept getting sketchier over time
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
only the ones with dangly earlobes will have any cred
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
<detailed explanation of issue> guy: <question answered by previous explanation?>
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
in order to make d2 fun for me in 2026 they'd need to add enough crafting systems to guarantee 4-mod items and better endgame activities than terror zones. i bought it and immediately refunded it because it just doesn't feel good when you remember how simple it is compared to PoE
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
but instead of eyeliner it's just dark circles
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Rich Auntie Skeleton @Bowsnonk • 5h [Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
red wire ~ right temple
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
when i started running in 2017 i couldn’t make it more than 1/8 mile at a time in my usual sneakers. after buying real running shoes i ran over 1 mile the first time — huge difference
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
both: path of exile, righteous fire chieftain -> cast when stunned
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
mental plan
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“groceries” ?
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
i came out at a comfortable tech job at a blue collar company that i later left for explicitly voicing support for anti-mask/anti-vax. couldn’t have been easier
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
top 5 band for sure. ‘ why do they call me mr happy? ‘ is peak album
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
black star has been dead to me since they got up on stage with chapelle on snl in 2022
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
coloring book x25
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
at least it’s easy to correct “2025” to “2026” when you write it wrong on everything for all of q1
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
that’s a cat name
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Roe Zero @roe-zero.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
n what were you doing for those eight and a half minutes?
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