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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 07/05/2025
Vim is the original escape room
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rob @robschn.com · 04/04/2025
Evanescence, Devil May Cry, AND a recession? The 2000s are back baby
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rob @robschn.com · 02/04/2025
The fact that Orlando has a rail that follows i4 but they don’t wanna open it on the weekends will never stop upsetting
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 26/03/2025
vibe coding allows "ideas guys" to bring their ideas to reality, revealing that their idea kinda sucked
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rob @robschn.com · 18/03/2025
The daily standups will continue until moral improves
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 26/01/2025
nice, an independent image/blob service for atproto (eg, for building a CDN) fwiw, bluesky builds on imgproxy (which is open source), and any of these components could be combined with cheap CDN services like fastly or cloudflare for small indie projects
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Take back your attention.
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Veronica Steiner @vsteiner.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
New here! Excited to see how it goes. One of my favorite pieces from last year
Salamander + Newt 
Watercolor on paper 2024
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rob @robschn.com · 16/01/2025
*seeing the 100+ vids I sent a friend* man they’re gonna have ALOT to catch up on
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Chris Pennington @codinginpublic.dev · 15/01/2025
Can't wait for 1PasswordWrapped!
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I couldn't find any good games for my password manager. So I made one. 1Crossword connects to your 1Password vault and generates a crossword entirely out of your passwords! The crosswords are fun, simple, and great for sharing on social media when you finish. Enjoy!
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rob @robschn.com · 16/01/2025
Dang girl are you an LLM because you’re giving really bad advice
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rob @robschn.com · 13/01/2025
Teach a man to fish He will have a life long fulfilling hobby
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Mina Markham @minamarkh.am · 10/01/2025
I just had to look up a status code and I figured it's a good time to remind people that I made this: httbey.com
httbey.com
HTTBey Status Codes
Beyoncé-inspired HTTP Status Codes
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
"Why are you holding all those bouillon cubes?" You told me to take stock
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rob @robschn.com · 04/01/2025
It’s not bad code if it works and you never have to look at it again
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 29/12/2024
imagine if adding two integers was a terrifying ordeal - the C programming language
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rob @robschn.com · 29/12/2024
I love the mini game of going shopping and avoiding the cell phone sales people while looking for socks
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
everyday i log onto the cyberbullying app
my post: what's muting 

micah replies: what we all do to your posts
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/12/2024
Sam Altman comes on stage to apologize, admits this was all just a ploy to make a computer powerful enough to play ray tracing at 4K 120FPS without DLSS.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
always "it's the hat man!!" never "how *is* the hat man?"
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localthunk @localthunk.com · 13/12/2024
Anyone know where to buy a sturdy trophy shelf? Asking for a friend
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rob @robschn.com · 19/12/2024
Gave my first talk last night and boy was it terrifying but fun!
Presenting a slide on “How to take good notes” showing ‘Give it a URL: Share with your community and gather feedback’
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Sam Rose @samwho.dev · 17/12/2024
Santa's been! ciechanow.ski/moon/
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Moon – Bartosz Ciechanowski
Interactive article about the Moon
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rob @robschn.com · 17/12/2024
Oh god I have to learn what HMAC is now
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rob @robschn.com · 16/12/2024
Look I’m know computers but I also type stuff like “long may he rain” instead of reign
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 05/12/2024
not many developers know this but REST actually stands for HTTP
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rob @robschn.com · 03/12/2024
You wanna be emotionally intelligent but like don’t intellectualize your emotions
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Kuba Suder 🇵🇱🇺🇦 @mackuba.eu · 30/11/2024
I realize this battle is lost, but it's really weird when people call downloading data through the official JSON API "scraping"… 🫠
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 27/11/2024
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
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rob @robschn.com · 28/11/2024
ChatGPT created this diagram to help me understand planets and I wanna put it on my fridge like a proud parent
This diagram illustrates retrograde motion:
	•	Earth’s orbit (blue dashed line) and Mars’ orbit (red dashed line) are shown.
	•	Earth (blue dot) moves faster in its smaller orbit.
	•	Mars (red dot, “before overtaking”) appears to move in one direction relative to the background stars (black dots).
	•	As Earth overtakes Mars, 
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Elizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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Marino Wijay @virtualized6ix.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I commit SYNs, not code
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Deirra F. @deirradecoded.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Panic! At The GitHub.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont... It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.
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Daniel | ScienceSocks et al. @sciencesocks.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
New #JWST image just dropped 🔭🐡🧪
Pillars of creation by JWST but with googly eyes
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rob @robschn.com · 24/11/2024
On the toad again 🐸 Just can’t wait to get on that toad again 🐸
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rob @robschn.com · 23/11/2024
The new movie Wicked isn’t two parts, it just has a REALLY long intermission
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rob @robschn.com · 21/11/2024
A bot makes new issues for expiring certs, so I made a bot that verifies then closes them. The bot wars have begun
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rob @robschn.com · 21/11/2024
My therapist said “your vibes attract your tribes” and he was so real for that
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Jeremy Sinclair #ฺNET @sinclairinat0r.com · 21/11/2024
My plantar is a fascist
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Natalie Davis is a giant now @codefreedomritr.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
One day I hope I can be half the engineer my rubber duck is 🙏🏾
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rob @robschn.com · 20/11/2024
Writing automations to close out automations and then throwing my laptop out the window
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rob @robschn.com · 19/11/2024
I try to use Copilot but the code it outputs is so ugly sometimes 😭
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 18/11/2024
Is everybody believing in the servers? If you don't believe in the servers they don't work
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