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Rob Patterson

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This is a show tune but the show hasn’t been written for it yet.

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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 1h
Young blonde woman who lies every time she opens her mouth —> Hire her as my spokesperson!!
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Read this 💚
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AND THE SABRES WIN IT IN OOOOOOVERTIME
Rick Jeanrett
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is so awesome.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
❗️
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Be ready for everyone thinking you’re a clown. “Stalinists,” you say?
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Lol
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Nicky @nickyn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
even though it is so not accurate, because my house is like a half mile from the Niagara River I like to think of my neighborhood as a sleepy little beach community
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This deserves way more likes than it’s gotten so far.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I guess @nytpitchbot.bsky.social can take a day off today.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pretty bold strategy by Republicans to send this doofus out to mock a Dem candidate’s manliness.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Kind of a perfect skeet.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hahahahahaha
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Please co-sign if you see this.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This skeet deserves a million likes. 👀
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"Do you regret your heated rhetoric?" "No. Do you regret your chilled rhetoric? Do you regret sitting on the sidelines as norms fell away and so many laws were broken? Do you regret pretending like this was all normal and you alone were savvy enough to see that Both Sides Are To Blame?"
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm blocking anyone who posts about the WHCD tonight even if they think they're doing it to mock the event. That shit is a travesty and I won't look at it nor will I interact with people who purposefully put it in my line of sight on purpose. Fuck you.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Win a faceoff in the Bruins end challenge. #Sabres
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This thread. 👍
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This thread. 💚 I salute all the folks who saved these screen caps. 🫡
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
~36% of voters still support this wretch.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Soo much winning.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Margo Price covered the pro-immigrant Woody Guthrie song “Deportee” tonight. #justsaying
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Very important thread on what *isn’t* un-American.
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Penguins memes for Pittsburgh needs @buffalosmemes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
😭😭💔💔💔
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
What one does with Nazis is kill them. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/w...
nytimes.com
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Yes.
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Mark Poloncarz @markpoloncarz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Thread: Five years ago was one of nation's darkest days. Never before had there been an attempt to overturn the results of a presidential election and stop the peaceful transfer of power. 1/4
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
i'm sorry but you simply must see these fits
two babies in yellow rainboots hickory stripe railroad overalls with red cuffs turned up matching choring jackets and red berets
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
“We are being hounded out of society,” she said about someone just named to one of the most powerful positions in the country.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 26/12/2025
Calling out a fascist for taking a hypocritical position is easy. It's also a complete waste of time. Fascist rhetoric is aesthetics— pathos, never logos. You'll never get anywhere pointing out a fascist's hypocrisy. Fascism is not to be debated, it's to be smashed. Get comfortable using power.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The earliest that Trump both knew Epstein and was single was 1999, when Trump was 53.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Words DO MATTER. This is deeply moving.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This thread. 🫡
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Willie Nile last night at Town Ballroom.
youtu.be
Willie Nile - Police On My Back
YouTube video by John Camp
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“There’s a lot that is left to be desired” about ICE acting like a gest@po, said the House Minority Leader. Wow he really blasted Trump there, quite a burn. 😐
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Allman Betts Family Revival, ”Southbound”.
youtube.com
Allman Betts Family Revival - Southbound
YouTube video by John Camp
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Good thread this is.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
CAN WE NOT WITH THE WR SCREEN.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Left-wing cancel culture run amok! Wait til Bari Weiss hears about this! www.reuters.com/investigatio...
reuters.com
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GG @ct-yankee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I wonder if Trump’s biggest concern is still the golden ballroom? 🤔
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Back in 2018-20 at the Bad Place, there was a very large number of accounts who thought Trump was going to be the righteous avenger who wd expose all the liberal Hollywood ped@philes. #oops
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Forgot the /s [sarcasm] tag, my bad.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
NYPD has 35,000 uniformed officers. “A few hundred” would be less than 1%. Annual turnover is probably 10 times that. 🥱
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Congratulations, Trump supporters! www.nbcnews.com/business/con...
nbcnews.com
U.S. consumers bearing more than half the cost of tariffs so far, Goldman Sachs says
The findings suggest U.S. consumers will continue to struggle with high prices — something Trump had promised to address in the run-up to his re-election.
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