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Rob Patterson

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This is a show tune but the show hasn’t been written for it yet.

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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AND THE SABRES WIN IT IN OOOOOOVERTIME
Rick Jeanrett
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pretty bold strategy by Republicans to send this doofus out to mock a Dem candidate’s manliness.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Stephen Miller tweeted that James Talarico is transgender; @TheDemocrats replied, Shut up you ugly fuck.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Margo Price covered the pro-immigrant Woody Guthrie song “Deportee” tonight. #justsaying
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Well, here is Oct. 29, 2016 (one week before the biggest election in ~140 years) for comparison.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Not snowing now.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The earliest that Trump both knew Epstein and was single was 1999, when Trump was 53.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The “vast majority” of Americans want zero restrictions on guns and to eliminate the income tax. Who knew?
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Now imagine a Dem president calling for the death of Republicans who did something similar, as hard as that is to imagine.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The secrets they shared. 😢
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I mean …
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Better than mine. 👍
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
C’mon, Janice has to be Legolas.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Just checking – Who are the dumbest people on the planet?
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Megan McArdle, the drunken helot of the present day.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Trump to the recorder of accurate job reports after 3 consecutive bad monthly reports.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
“Populism” American Style.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Political genius Glenn Greenwald, 9 months ago.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Republicans: In favor of secret police. Obviously.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Surely NOW the @nytimes will cover a story more ostentatiously than they did Hillary’s meaningless emails, one week before the 2016 Presidential election. Right?
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Old First Ward Parade, Buffalo NY. ☘️
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
READ THE RATIO CHUCK
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I was the same, in part because of this. 😬
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The NY Times seems much less anxious about the trade war that Trump just started & his statement that Canada will be crushed & then absorbed as the 51st state, than they were about Hillary’s completely meaningless emails. Remember the 3 stories on A1 a week before the election?
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Ok boomer. #weird
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
The records.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
The answer to the question, who is the most overrated thinker on the planet?
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Well I learned something new today.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
The ratio. (TPUSA person)
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
I don’t often see this mentioned as an example of Trump’s obvious mental decline but c’mon this is toddler-brain shit.
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