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Rob Patterson

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This is a show tune but the show hasn’t been written for it yet.

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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 17h
Young blonde woman who lies every time she opens her mouth —> Hire her as my spokesperson!!
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Read this 💚
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Power play 0 for 10 to start the season. 😬👍
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AND THE SABRES WIN IT IN OOOOOOVERTIME
Rick Jeanrett
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think you meant “gray” - wait, nvm.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did the interviewer ask, “Such as …”? Probably not.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I spot a problem with this. 🙁
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even for a Republican senator, this is mind-boggling. And as was noted here, the theory behind Schmitt’s Atlanta-gate gaffe doesn’t even make sense. bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was trying to come up with a M*A*S*H joke!
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was laughing at the Hawks/Hawkeyes goof so hard I didn’t even consider that Schmitt’s theory was even dumber.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ha! Nice.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“The president has the right to ‘punch back,’ “ they used to say.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I honestly thought that was a reference to oil.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait until Bari Weiss hears about this!
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saw it from the car. 😱 If anyone got a picture, please post!
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
True!
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is so awesome.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
❗️
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You’re a better person than me.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Were they any less aggressively threatening and obnoxious in private? No, but they were willing to engage!
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That is an amazing short paragraph from Lipton. Just straight up groveling.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Go on …
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That’s the first thing I thought of, too. And that wretch thought she had broken an important story.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I play this free Spelling Bee alternative called Blossom every morning but I’m about ready to give it up because the popups are so maddening. 😡
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🥲
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A wave of lawsuits.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Does this mean ppl will still have to work in 10 years, despite AI? 😱
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hahahahaha
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yep, I remember him from The New Republic during its most conservative period (Iraq War). A total RW nitwit.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This has to be AI-assisted. WTF.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“Free speech”. 🙄
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Same!
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=tMpG...
youtube.com
Pink Floyd - Careful With That Axe Eugene
YouTube video by Floydian72
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I learned that in like 6th grade. MY is just belligerently stupid. lol at “it’s soup, right?” 🤣
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Be ready for everyone thinking you’re a clown. “Stalinists,” you say?
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Never watched or paid attention to this guy but I guess he was always this big of a crapweasel?
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Omg! Or literally anyone in the Trump administration.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Lol
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yes. bsky.app/profile/blue...
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And the Trump family.
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Nicky @nickyn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
even though it is so not accurate, because my house is like a half mile from the Niagara River I like to think of my neighborhood as a sleepy little beach community
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Dixie Chicks were legit canceled if anyone was.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“Liberals shouldn’t abandon Twitter.” Fuck. Off.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
That wretch’s timeline. 🤮
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
WTF does “mortgage the high ground” even mean?
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Republican voters mocked John Kerry’s Purple Heart (remember the purple bandaids?) and preferred W the draft dodger. I’m not disagreeing with BOM’s point, but also, Republicans are just assholes.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Many doctors”? Name 3.
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Rob Patterson @robpatterson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I was gonna say …
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