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Kate Holzemer

@katebits.bsky.social
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've got two lower bowl Sabres tix for today at 3. Free to a good home!
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh Tyler Bass. You little scamp.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ew gross
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lions, pull yourselves together.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean. I feel like they are spectacularly bad.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hot damn
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are the Lions spectacularly bad?
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHABAHABAGAHAHAAHAHAH. GO BILLSSASSSSSS
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Score another one, Josh. Plenty of time.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who are those two scowly-faced matching ladies? Why are they so grumpy about it?
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our beautiful baby boy.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Texans appear good at football.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You little sneakers...
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well that was nice.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would like to congratulate my son's orchestra for scheduling the worst possible rehearsal schedule for watching Bills games. 3pm every Sunday is diabolical.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You know what I don't want? A bigger, foldy phone. In fact, I'd like to shrink my current phone to the size of a grain of sand.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the correct position.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Everyone hates you, Buckees.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT DOLLY NO
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't want to read about Trump's weird new Ivanka-lite girlfriend. I don't want any of this.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My husband just put on Jets preseason football. He’s sick in the head.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Meta glasses are the cyber trucks of the face.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One thing I've incorporated into my family's life is protein pasta. I think it's pretty good, and the kids don't mind it, so why not? But can someone please tell me why, across ALL BRANDS, protein pasta is sold in 14.5 ounce boxes? I know the answer is capitalism. #rage
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They're gonna shock their own dicks off.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Omg, my husband is showing the children Stand By Me. Should I be stopping this?
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I stood near AOC once, and she's breathtakingly beautiful. Much more than I understood from pictures. It might be impossible to be normal about her. Good luck out there, AOC.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I finally went ham on a poor guy answering the phone for Fabletics. I have tried to cancel my Fabletics membership 3 times now. One, two, three. I highly recommend never ever buying their mid-quality ugly ass leggings. #never
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think we should respect those two right wing recently-trans women who want to join the WNBA. Let's use their preferred pronouns and let them enter the draft. If there are teams in the league who want to hire them, let them do it.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is the photo I just saw on tiktok of Josh Hawley canoodling with a dapper young man real?
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I want this filthy drm off my ebooks. Why must we live in digital shackles?
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've been batting around the idea of going on a glp-1, and as a result I've been looking at the websites, and now my ad algorithm is ALL glp-1 ads. I'm talking ad after ad after ad. Why can't we just be normal?
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have an unusually tall and strong 12yo who is interested in weight lifting. Can anyone recommend a trainer in Buffalo, NY? I'd want someone who has experience with kids
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Forward handspring.
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Violet Fox 🦊 @violetbfox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm so excited that more than 30 people have been willing to donate to help my friend who lost his librarian job!! 💗 I would love to see a few more small donations (like $10 or $20) that let him know he has people who are rooting for him. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Donate to Support for a Trans Librarian, organized by Violet Fox
Hello! My name is Violet Fox and I'm raising money for a friend, a trans librarian who rece… Violet Fox needs your support for Support for a Trans Librarian
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Michelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Both of my kids need multiple binders with “no metal rings” for school this year. This seems like a thing that doesn’t actually exist.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Why even tell us this? I have had it UP TO HERE with his near death experiences.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A lot of interesting replies. In the thread I keep saying "I don't care" and that is true about AI in general, but I am fascinated by the addiction/shame aspect. Especially since AI usage is being adopted by so many intellectuals and academics. These people famously like thinking!
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I realized today that the only AI I interact with is against my will. I don't really understand any of this. Is ChatGPT a place on the internet? Don't tell me. I don't care and I don't want to know. I think the is the hill I'll never find that I'm gonna die on.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026
this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...
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The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos
Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The thing that's cracking me up about Ossoff is that he is clearly in a groove. I know very little about him (he's a man so I'm skeptical), but I dig how he's achieved political flow. He's just a kid out there.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trump is about to launch Ossoff's presidential campaign it seems.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wildfire smoke makes me feel like everything is collapsing. I hate it.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Holy shit. There's a Pedro Pascal movie about classical music. Oh no. Oh my god. Please don't suck. Please don't suck. Please don't suck. HE PLAYS THE CELLO
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This could not be more suspicious. They are just fucking with us now.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You know Donald Trump is scared right now.
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Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The funniest people are still asleep. Wake up and make funny, non-homophobic jokes about Lindsay Graham, you guys!
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