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I like the robots, I like The Go-Betweens, Godzilla, beautiful corvids and proper Avengers. FC United founder member. Salfordian on the up in Prestwich, Lancashire. Aristocat person. Fanzine lover. Shove AI up your arse.

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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@naikcorb.bsky.social Hard woik.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm accidentally watching a Larry Cohen movie.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Ambulance. Laced with what seem to be accurate New York accents. But what do I know? I'm from Salford 7.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm accidentally watching a Larry Cohen movie.
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The Nightingales @nightingalesuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NIGHTINGALES 2026 REMAINING DATES .. visiting some of our favourite venues in Germany & Austria in two weeks & in November we play a one off date as special guests to Teenage Fanclub in Brum & then over to FC United in Manchester for a pre-match show. Tell yer mates! www.thenightingales.org.uk/live
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Precious Recordings of London @precrecs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BANDCAMP FRIDAY ALERT with two new releases due up for pre-order on Oct. 2 ! Here's one of them – PRELP 17: The Great Leap Forward – @keepingitpeel.bsky.social sessions 87-88 ... ‘Barstool Bolshevism for groovy cats with demanding ears’ – James Brown preciousrecordingsoflondon.bandcamp.com
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walk Home Drunk / Comité balnéaire Split Screen EP, split cassette on @safesuburban.bsky.social . Donated by @gigticket.bsky.social
Features a photo of a telephone pole in the mist, with a blurred building in the background.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Credited to 'The Simpsons', Do The Bartman (7" House Mix/Edit) & (LP Edit) cassette single.
'The Simpsons - Do The Bartman Cassette Single' reads the text. Bart looking jaunty on the sleeve, arms folded, looking at the viewer.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having a cassette tape afternoon. First up, Milan's Couchgagzzz on Manchester's Sour Grapes Records. Stars of last year's Manchester Egg Punk Fest.
A pink-sleeved cassette tape with cartoon drawings of the band and the EP title, Primitive Men.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a bat over the garden this morning. They've usually gone before sunrise. Reckon that's it now until Spring.
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Sarah Skye @sarah-skye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Part 37: Steed is trying to find out what is going on in the secret village while those who run it are becoming concerned! www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Vanishin... #avengers #steed #vanishing_village #british #comic #art
Steed is questioning one of the escaped convicts while being secretly observed on a nearby monitor!
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Slovenia are horrible. Like some shitty Yorkshire Non League side.
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peony gent ✸ @peonygent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incredibly proud of Mads for sharing her story, the comics community can still be a very dangerous place for young people. Please take the time to read and share ❤️
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Random acts of senseless beauty #656* *Random number.
A single shaggy inkcap fungi surrounded by greenery, with a shaft of light bisecting from the top right.
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 26/09/2026
How do you know this doc has Elon rattled? Because all of the other oligarchs are trying to protect his ego. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Join me and Lady Robot Forster in the Mashed Potato pit. No boots, no belts, no metal mashers.
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⚠️ eve g ⚠️ @evegwood.com · 18/09/2026
Artists Now have opened bursaries for UK artists to put towards their professional development. If you're not already a member of Artists Now you can sign up and apply for the bursary. ➡️ More info: www.artistsnow.com/resource/art...
Artists Now Bursaries support visual artists at every stage of their career to develop their artistic practice and professional development. 

You can apply for between £500 and £1,500 towards a tailored programme of activities that will help you develop your skills, knowledge, networks, opportunities or professional profile. We’re looking for applications that demonstrate a clear opportunity for development and explain how the proposed activities will have a meaningful impact on your practice. 

The bursary can support a range of activities, from professional training, mentoring and research to residencies, networking and specialist advice. It can also contribute towards some of the costs associated with developing your practice. 

Key information 
Who can apply: Current Artist members of Artists Now 

Bursary amount: £500 to £1,500 

Applications open: Thursday 17 September 2026, 12pm (midday) 

Application deadline: Thursday 15 October 2026, 12pm (midday) Your application should describe a plan of activities that is tailored to your development. There's no set format, but you should explain how your proposed activities will help you develop your practice, skills, opportunities or professional profile. 

Your plan might include: 

Learning new skills through professional training, courses, mentoring, coaching or peer learning 

Research and development, experimentation or collaboration 

Residencies tailored to your practice 

Networking with artists, galleries, organisations and other relevant partners 

Visiting exhibitions, events or locations relevant to your work, including travel, accommodation and subsistence 

Developing new audiences or markets for your work 

Portfolio development 

Professional memberships 

Business development activities or specialist advice to support your practice
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Piccadilly Station Approach building always seems to be a level higher in these older photos. Beautiful LP as well. 48 years? Ouch.
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Slumberland Records @slumberlandrecords.com · 23/09/2026
hello Glasgow, need a pair of Altered Images tickets?
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The Nightingales @nightingalesuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you know we have a newsletter? No, neither did half the band! It’s run by Robert & is only used when we have an announcement but you’ll find out much sooner than here! Sign up by scrolling to the bottom of our website thenightingales.org.uk
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've signed up to be a mentor through Arts Emergency, which pairs people in creative industries with young people from underrepresented backgrounds hoping to work in the arts. If that's something you are interested in, you can also sign up! They're always looking for mentors: www.arts-emergency.org
arts-emergency.org
Arts Emergency
We help young people get a fair start in the arts and humanities
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having worked in a comics shop, albeit 30 years ago, reading these entitled losers comments is taking me right back. Hilarious.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sam Raimi or David Lynch?
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking forward to hearing 'Modernism' upstairs at The Modernist Society gallery/shop in October.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you say Twitter is still working for you, you're announcing that you've managed to plug your ears to all the horrors going on there and are just living in denial to what's going on around you, sort of your own personal ZONE OF INTEREST experience.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nancy de Poitrine?
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huwdavies28.bsky.social @huwdavies28.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A fab set from Divorce Finance yesterday at Malcolmses. @theoddies.bsky.social @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social youtu.be/HZ8JRW-wGJQ
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Divorce Finance - live at CYCM 19/09/26
YouTube video by Huw Davies
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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McCarthy - Keep An Open Mind Or Else (Official Video)
YouTube video by Cherry Red Records
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please go onto your App Store and report the fuck out of the Reform UK Ltd Small Boat Watch app. Here is how you do it on Android. Please reshare.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Swivel this round and it reads, 'Don't forget pie and peas when we play @theoddies.bsky.social before the @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social game on November 21'. Free in with a match ticket, as always.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can an Angine de Poitrine lose its spots?
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Course You Can Malcolm @theoddies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That iambic exodus has also affected our food supply for this week’s CYCM to the extent that we have nobody to pick up the pies which we haven’t yet ordered as our stand-in pie mule is in Morecambe. We’ll update when we can, but it may be that the only food available from The Caban will be muffins. And, as ever, the variety is TBC.

There is better news on beer, though, as the CAMRA award-winning real ale team are much more reliable and have told us that the guest cask will be ‘Effortless’ from Macclesfield-based brewery Red Willow.

So, doors at One, TBC at 13.45, Divorce Finance at 14.15, scrambling around to pack away before our red-shirted heroes taken on Ossett United up to and beyond 15.00.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoken word support is from FC Women's manager, Elsie Baxter. I nearly put Elsie Tanner but she's taken the Weatherfield coin.
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Course You Can Malcolm @theoddies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ahead of Saturday's Cup clash we've got Divorce Finance; brilliant live and have been described as "the polar opposite of shit".
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I watched Sinful Davey on Amazon a couple of weeks ago. It was pretty terrible. So, that and The Ghoul.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
Zoony the Lazoon drunk driving Fireball XL5. He looks really happy.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? (I couldn't find a GIF of King Kong (1933) falling off the Empire State Building).
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Charlie Finds the Golden Ticket!
Alt: Charlie Finds the Golden Ticket!
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This ought to be a rewarding listen. Rachael Stirling's memoir of her mother, Diana Rigg. Next week on BBC Radio Four. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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BBC Radio 4 - All About My Mother: A Memoir of Diana Rigg by Rachael Stirling, Episode 1
Rachael Stirling’s frank, funny and poignant memoir about her mother, actress Diana Rigg.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going to tell my kids this is Airforce One.
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Robot Forster, produced to seduce to. @robotforster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is superb. Don't forget to check the spine of all your Criterion boxed sets. You might find hidden treasure. (Or a printer's mark).
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Perennial @perennialtheband.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
See you in a month Manchester UK! www.seetickets.com/event/perenn...
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SmallStoneRecords @smallstonerecords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hello folks. If you head over to our MERCH page (smallstone.bandcamp.com/merch), you will find some $10 vinyl deals to be had for a limited time... No code needed.
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Merch from Small Stone Records Co
Merch from Small Stone Records Co
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Steve Lombardi @smlombardi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tippi Hedren in a 1962 promotional photograph taken by Philippe Halsman for the film "The Birds".
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League Against Cruel Sports @leagueacs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A new trend linked to catapult crime is emerging online, with young people sharing lists of wildlife they want to kill and ticking off the animals they’ve already ‘completed’. If you see someone targeting wildlife with a catapult, please report it. leagueacs.co.uk/yE8zj
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huwdavies28.bsky.social @huwdavies28.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thanks to Coup Dur for stopping by on their UK tour. Here's their set from yesterday's CYCM at FC United of Manchester. @theoddies.bsky.social @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social youtu.be/PHYaJIEQ1vI
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Coup Dur - live at CYCM 12/09/26
YouTube video by Huw Davies
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