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Robin Johnson

@robinjohnson.bsky.social
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Interactive fiction/gamedev/writer, audiodramatist, cat haver, bicycle centaur Producer/writer/HPL in @midnightpals.bsky.social podcast 🏆 IFComp, Spring Thing, Xyzzys versificator.itch.io 🌈ADHAu covid still exists nazis bad, trans rights good he/him

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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 44m
Oh and chessboards the wrong way round
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 44m
(apparently in an early draft the humans' brains were an information storage system which would have worked for me, possibly because I did physics and not neuroscience)
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 46m
Humans being used as a power source in The Matrix because "the brain generates electricity". That's not how energy works!
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 4h
"Only it's wise to be/ Handy with a rolling pin/ When the landlord comes to call," sang the Artful Dodger. So you could just clonk your landlord on the head with a rolling pin instead of paying rent? Is that how it used to work? HOW FAR HAVE WE FALLEN
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 7h
It's bullshit, you're not being "punished for it" unless they take more money in tax than your business makes you. Drug dealers don't get 'punished' by having 25% of their stash taken away
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 7h
Apart from everything else that's wrong with it, Badenoch's words here give away she's happy for poor people to be 'punished' for being poor
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 7h
(that said: better solutions require social infrastructure, and fascism is good at breaking that infrastructure, so it can certainly create situations in which [redacted] the bastards from a [redacted] is the only feasible option)
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 8h
subskeet: I'm not gonna fault anyone, including myself, for saying "kill fascists" but somehow I saw it get turned into a Serious Discourse about the death penalty. And if you look at which countries have/which people support the death penalty, and map that to the fascists, the Euler diagram is an O
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Jeremy Peel @jeremypeel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every month Failbetter invites a guest writer from the wider world of games and fiction to contribute a subscriber story. They’re brave and weird and funny and choice-driven and perhaps they could become a welcome part of your routine too. www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/fa...
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Fallen London is where the writers of Baldur's Gate 3, Dishonored and Stellaris come to let their hair down
These interactive short stories are too bold and surprising to stay secret.
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mr Sneeze Of all the Mister Men Would benefit most From an antihistermen
Roger Hargreaves' "Mr Sneeze", a blue spiky thingy with skinny legs, eyes and a wee satsuma nose
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know why we're complaining now, the plans have been on display at our local planning office in Alpha Centauri for fifty Earth years
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AND THEY'RE NOT BLEEDIN' PUNISHED! THEY'RE ALREADY GETTING A MILLION POUNDS A YEAR FFS
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No-one works harder than poor people
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Humorously, Biffo mentally mispunctuates the doctor's words as "I think I know YOU'RE trouble" and replies "I came here to be diagnosed, not judged"
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roy Kent (Brett Goldstein) from Ted Lasso saying "YET ANOTHER REASON shoes EXIST"
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
- there was an angry pedant thread the other day about how a lamp and a lantern are not the same thing, the picture when you buy a lantern shows a lamp!
Lantern - hanging apparatus with shielding for a central candle/oil flame/whateverLamp - teapot shaped thing like what a genie lives in
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
- Is there a way to see what monsters/other symbols are from a distance? I tried '/' (like Nethack) and 'x' (like Angband) - I love the mix of roguelike display and more sophisticated ASCII graphics, like getting an ascii picture of a lamp when you buy it
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's fun! I am much better at pointing out flaws than good points so please forgive that. I'll throw thoughts as I play (which will be in very sporadic sessions between other things.) - I don't care for the grainy visuals (maybe there's an option to turn them off that I haven't noticed yet?)
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday! Test my Moria?
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Naqbu
An old-school ASCII roguelike. Every level down, the screen jumps a generation of graphics, from green phosphor to light bending around Enki, lord of the waters under the earth.
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait is this a thing that has happened??
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a ham bush
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rees-Mogg is being made out as the unlikely good guy here, but it's telling that in his view the biggest downside to Hitler winning World War II is that he'd have to learn another language
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why do these people always think the worst thing about Hitler winning World War II would be that we'd have to learn another language
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They sure find it easy to make all these difficult choices
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(inb4 pedants: not 19 years 364 days 23:59:59.99 etc because it's inferable that both dates are rounding to the nearest year)
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second best time is now" is clearly bogus. If we're allowing times in the past, the second best time is 19 years ago
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only heard Guy FAWKES here. Mid-40s, lived in various places in UK, mostly Edinburgh and Leicester.
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sorry :-/ I nicked it from, I mean I'm referencing George Orwell, who did it with "not un-" back when that was still worth fighting over
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought it meant the converse of that, "What percentage of disabled students are homeless?"
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Roy Kent from Ted Lasso saying "Yet another reason adjectives exist" (instead of shirts)
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The dog experiencing brownness chased the rabbit experiencing smallness across the grass experiencing greenness
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep, white racists are racist against themselves all the time. Imagine thinking so little of yourself that you believe the only reason you don't have a huge house and a top job is diversity scholarships
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come and follow hilm bsky.app/profile/chur...
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It also bears repeating that he didn't win three elections
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(my Texan ex was offended when she learned about this very common UK usage. No detriment intended to any actual cowboys. Although I suppose it is possible to be a cowboy cowboy)
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well,
screenshot from Cambridge Dictionary:

cowboy noun [C] (DISHONEST PERSON)
 
UK informal
someone who is not honest, careful, or skilful in their trade or business, or someone who ignores rules that most people obey and is therefore not considered to be responsible:
a bunch of cowboys Those builders are a bunch of cowboys - they made a terrible job of our extension.
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
from the Cambridge Dictionary dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/e...
cowboy
noun [C] (DISHONEST PERSON)
UK informal

someone who is not honest, careful, or skilful in their trade or business, or someone who ignores rules that most people obey and is therefore not considered to be responsible:

- a bunch of cowboys
"Those builders are a bunch of cowboys - they made a terrible job of our extension."
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. No he's not 2. No he doesn't have to win an election first
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The game's afoot! churchofsherlock.bsky.social
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First Church of Sherlock Holmes (@churchofsherlock.bsky.social)
Have YOU heard the good news? "I am the last court of appeal" - Orange Pips 30 No AI used for anything
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't understand the question unless the point is that she thinks it's insulting to be called right wing
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Objecting to being called fascist I can understand even though she is one, but "right wing"? That's a neutral term, even a compliment in many (rightwing) circles
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 01/10/2026
The first of the It’s a Superpower?? bonus content is live on Patreon! Want to know what Bums’s mum said to Norah during THAT phone call? Listen through, it becomes increasingly desperate.
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like I don't think I've ever seen someone saying "I believe in universal income and free immigration, are you gonna call me left wing or a socialist??"
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What I don't understand is why it apparently matters to her that she's not
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm happy to send the Bishop of Rome an official communique in my role as His Holmesliness the Pipe
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ordination certificates will be made available for a reasonable donation, if I can be bothered
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OK we're doing this #ChurchOfSherlockHolmes
Flyer reading:

What would you say to a man who...

    • fought for truth, peace and justice?

    • helps all those who come to him in need?

    • knows your soul from one look in your eyes?

    • sacrificed himself for the good of humanity?

    • returned from the dead to save us all?

GOOD NEWS!

There is such a man – and he can help you!

[symbol: an upright magnifying glass crossed by a pipe]

FIRST CHURCH OF SHERLOCK HOLMES

“You are to watch me, for I will be visible to you.”­ — Bohemians II:42
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh come the heck on there were like four original series Star Trek episodes about this
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look EVEN IF IT WERE TRUE that "ai" could make something that sounds like good music or looks like good art or reads like good writing - and for what's currently fraudulently called "ai" I assure you it never will be - that would miss THE ENTIRE POINT OF ART which is PEOPLE EXPRESSING THEMSELVES
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, [...] do ordsuper intelligencen and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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