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Robin Carpenter

@robincarpenter.bsky.social
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Pro Roadie Based out of MA, hometown Philly

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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 6h
Binche…quite the aggressive grass line here. Immediately followed by Magnier failing to do the same thing
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rare to see a gravel race organizer speak the truth about the discipline 😴 Not sure if a primary team competition actually solves this but it’s interesting
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WyldFyre
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s unusual now, but there was a time when the strongest guy didn’t ALWAYS win
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Be me. Buy some souvenir Sambal from Malaysia in the airport at 2 am. Transfer planes in Doha and they want to confiscate my sealed, in bag, duty free sauce because it’s a “liquid over 100ml”. Make a fuss. Convince them to gate check a plastic bag of sauce. ☠️😎
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I meant what kind of science
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3 am flight from Kuala Lumpur to Doha…certainly nice to get home sooner but at what cost. Interesting that so many airports outside the US basically operate 24 hrs a day
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What kind?
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back when you would text tweets
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the Inner Ring blog @inrng.com · 01/10/2026
...can remember when then 19 year old "McNuts" was leading solo in a stage of the Dubai Tour in 2018 and an upset win for the small Rally team win seemed possible, but he was reeled in close to the finish and the social media manager briefly lost it
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was teammates with Brandon for two years. We like Brandon
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m in Malaysia! First time being in this part of the world
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Coach Mustard (aka velospence) @velospence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2033 PHILADELPHIA
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well at least it seems to have failed so there’s that
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looks like a lot more sprinter/puncheur friendly courses than the past
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On top of that the woman in front of me ordering food was on a 4-way FaceTime on speakerphone. 🫡🤷🏻
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wasn’t that neuralink?
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just watched a woman walk by with ChatGPT open on her phone giving her directions in the airport to her gate
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Raced him on the road this year at Gila. He won
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gonna go ahead and say he wins by 1:30-2:00
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was shocked that they were in Portugal this year
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What do you mean mostly? It’s a ProSeries race and visma/uae are going at it??
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Niche, but if you like real bike racing, Luxembourg has been a really good watch
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is why (like a huge dork/nerd) I travel with a scale, grinder, kettle, and aeropress at all times. You never know when you might end up in…FLORIDA
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cc @ryantkelly.bsky.social www.facebook.com/share/19RdD7...
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Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
House Republicans failed to muster the necessary votes to back a proposed constitutional amendment that would set membership of SCOTUS at nine, although they did remind everyone that the number of justices is not enshrined in the Constitution and can be amended at any time by statute.
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Full segment on the Wall in Manayunk got reset by almost 20 seconds on a two minute climb from 2016. 😩☠️
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Channel 6 ABC
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah the local news is carrying on their website and supposedly it’s on Hulu/disney as well
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Mike (beep boop era) @latimeriidae.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lots of bike racing today, but check out the Philly Classic if you can - it’s not a huge race by euro standards but it’s a Big Deal for American cycling
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
share.inquirer.com/YAIky7
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Robin Carpenter will be thinking of his former Masterman teacher as he conquers the Manayunk Wall
Carpenter had no clue how to become a pro cyclist. And then he met Kevin Saint Clair, his former cross country coach at Masterman who invited him to ride with his team in the Main Line.
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The news from Volta Portugal and Milligan this week is just brutal. At risk in and out of races from drivers and it just seems so random
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No one else wanted to come with. Maybe they’re all on mastodon???
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's ok to be silly. But the fact that every other AI company is rolling out variants of the same story after it earned OpenAI so much coverage should make you suspicious.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
if you're reading all these articles as they come out and assuming the story is "these models are escaping containment and causing danger" and not "this is a PR campaign by companies desperate to build hype" I think you are very silly.
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The other thing that cracks me is that it’s some how just FINE to illegally park in the street all day, sometimes in dangerous places.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Seems like an important detail
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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the Inner Ring blog @inrng.com · 04/08/2026
The Flanders-Baloise team will stop at the end of the season, long expected but confirmed now. Can't find a replacement sponsor after Flemish govt. pulled funding. Has been running for 33 years and sent over a 100 riders onto other pro teams. Press release www.teamflanders-baloise.be/nieuws (🇳🇱)
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That was a mistake
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They had them intermittently. But that was too much. I’m not normally squeamish about fans but that was wayyyyy out of control.
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The fans are out of control on the alpe today what the hell
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sepp too concerned with Martinez and wasting time
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sepppppppp let’s go!
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Immaculate
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Niche joke I see
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Could be. Though points run deep and those matter. More of a matter of the top pulling away from the rest I think
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Alright not 10. But 12 or 13
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