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Robin Carpenter

@robincarpenter.bsky.social
1.2K followers 78 following 614 posts

Pro Roadie Based out of MA, hometown Philly

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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Binche…quite the aggressive grass line here. Immediately followed by Magnier failing to do the same thing
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WyldFyre
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cc @ryantkelly.bsky.social www.facebook.com/share/19RdD7...
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is life-giving atm
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Unbound summed up for me
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Somehow I am racing Paris Roubaix tomorrow. Wild stuff
A bike racer crossing through a field on a cobbled road
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You can be world tour but still lean off the wrong side of your bike in high speed turn during a would tour race jeez
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
“Classic vehicle”
A Honda odyssey with a classic car license plate
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Old man still cute wit it
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Excuse me it is JULY
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Bike in the bike spot just in a different form. The commuter rail is by far the fastest way to South Station this time of day, the only hurdle after that is whether the silver line gets screwed by traffic
Bike case on a train
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Thank you Google Gmail app for inserting some AI bullshit that’s just obviously wrong but can’t be hidden and is in very bold type at the top of the email. Morons. Let’s burn down a rainforest for this. Sweet.
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
An absolute steal for your 4’8” friend/10 year old www.facebook.com/share/1AMhCj...
A 47cm cannondale r1000 with flame decals and a triple ring front crankset, flat pedals, and an iPhone mount
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Twas only a matter of time
Screenshot from procyclingstats.com asking the user to watch an ad or subscribe to see anything outside the top 10
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Two unrelated photographs. The above pictures a cyclist riding around an illegally parked car in the bike lane. The bottom photo shows how to put adhesive wheel weights onto a car rim
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
What do we think?
Colorful electric vw van with Athens twilight logo
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Fuck: a couch 
Marry: Usha Vance
Kill: Pope Francis
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Leaving this here from another site. What in the cognitive dissonance?!
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This admin is filled with cowards. Push back and resist. It’s working!
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I love marketplace
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I’ve re downloaded this app to tell @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social that the first 36 oz jar of Teddies is gone. 4 months, 2 days.
Empty 36 oz jar of peanut butter
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Surprise surprise
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The ratio
A screenshot of chuck Schumer’s Inauguration Day post on bipartisanship
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Time for a road ride! 🤦🏻‍♂️🫡
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Anybody here ever try digging a hole in a pond?
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Fucking finally
Screenshot of a nyt headline about Biden commuting death row sentences
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Mvdp from 4th row to first in 45 seconds…
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Bone hangover
Dog in Christmas sweater with chew toy
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Found it. Only $20! @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
A 4 lb tub of marshmallow fluff
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I have more intriguing fb marketplace finds for everyone
A mirror for sale on fb that has an unusual shape of an “upside down heart”
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I miss these wheels. I don’t miss thinking I might die from a carbon fiber knife blade through the femoral artery tho. These things were so sick
A set of spinergy rev X wheels for sale on Facebook
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is Pepper. She is a purebred mutt from Mexico who thinks garbage trucks must signal the apocalypse
Tan colored puppy sleeping on the floor Tan colored 4.5 year old dog asleep on her dog bed
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Triumph. This is as good as my latte art gets
Latte art heart in a floral painted mug
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Wake up everyone Strava has a new horrible notification feature
Strava notifications showing you every time someone uploads a ride
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Just gonna…just gonna leave this here.
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
>4 lb of Teddies for $9 at my local Costco cc @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
$700?
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Got lucky and went outside at the right time tonight
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
This newspaper is a an absolute joke. How is this the top of their homepage? Laughable.
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Delta apparently still fucked from Y2K on Friday so I am spending my entire day getting to and from Logan. You’d think getting to Chicago would be easy but noooo
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Gotta love UPS
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
There’s no way this isn’t some sort of sponsored content for whoop on the nyt sports section but there’s no mention of it?
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Just uhhhh…just excuse me for sec *rummages around for pistol*
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Current status
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
WhatsApp ai created a truly cursed image from Hannah’s sarcastic prompt earlier today
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Perfect setup. Indoor training still sucks.
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Man, if only…what dreams are made of
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Robin Carpenter @robincarpenter.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Newest oversized lawn ornament trend prediction: Santa who is undoubtedly a first round NBA draft pick
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